Being a Liverpool fan, I figured she’d relateI haven't heard meff in years
Jack Monroe #424 She’s as Greek as Prince William
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The grimy hob and the fish in the pan
a clitoris clam concoction and burnt Xmas biscuits which she has tried to disguise with icing sugar. These pictures are dire. The best ones are of the raw ingredients like the apples and blackberries.
“can’t be doing with snakes, just me and the kids from now on”
She must be absolutely raging she can't unleash the flying monkeys. I agree, she's definitely been read the riot act by her agent and/or publisher. Just think, if she hadn't spent the last decade behaving like an absolute twit, someone might have been willing to spend cashos on real reputation management.
Ohh That Man's £1 meals on gogglebox now.
Are there enough radiators in Southend?
Are there enough radiators in Southend?
See I don’t think she’s been read the riot act by anyone. Her agent and publisher stood by for years whilst she insulted the late Ivan Cameron, led flying monkey attacks on ordinary Twitter users and tried to get Jamie Oliver sacked. They’re hardly gonna baulk at a flounce over vile roasties. The reason she’s relatively quiet is cos every time she goes on Twitter she gets laughed at or asked difficult questions and her Royal Narcness can’t cope with such things.
It’s ironic that Jack has tried her best to cancel Jamie Oliver and David Walliams and Lee Anderson but has simply caused a slow low grade cancellation on herself.
She’ll be back tho, the weathers getting a lot colder and she’ll be back with some dessert related nonsense once the
begins in Southend.
I think so too. It would get old as duck very quickly your adult partner expecting you to indulge them like Spoiled Bastard from Viz.
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I would LOVE to have a good old chat with Rosamund Urwin (she’s the one who also wrote the great “not my circus not my monkeys” article too). Pretty sure she has plenty of “thoughts” on Ol Bullshitter
I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwin
That snow moon.Can we settle for calling it theas I don’t want to think of beaver in the context of the Jack thread
Ahem.
I think so too. It would get old as duck very quickly your adult partner expecting you to indulge them like Spoiled Bastard from Viz.
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I would LOVE to have a good old chat with Rosamund Urwin (she’s the one who also wrote the great “not my circus not my monkeys” article too). Pretty sure she has plenty of “thoughts” on Ol Bullshitter
Her later article for anyone who missed it. SHADE!!!I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a familywww.standard.co.uk
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwin
Can someone throw me a bone?
All this talk of Dr Martens, greets the reporter in her willow patterns but photographed for said article in her red ones
I notice she claimed to get some leapord print shoes from Oxfam but we've only seen leopard print Joules, Nike Air Max and the Downing Street jobbies so far
I think interviews and photoshoots are often on different days.Can someone throw me a bone?
All this talk of Dr Martens, greets the reporter in her willow patterns but photographed for said article in her red ones
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I notice she claimed to get some leapord print shoes from Oxfam but we've only seen leopard print Joules, Nike Air Max and the Downing Street jobbies so far
storm in Sarfend anyone? Picture evidence of snowAttachments
I agree about all the awful stuff she's said before and them letting it go but I do think from her recent silences someone has had a word. I don't think they've pulled her up this time out of any sense of morality or anything, I just think the timing of all this and it taking off on Twitter (her main market) as an issue would have them worried about it affecting sales and telling her to shut up. Sadly her previous comments about Ivan Cameron which should have got her in a lot more trouble than they did are the sort of thing tribal Twitter morons are absolutely fine with and wouldn't have prompted her agent or publisher to dig her up because it wouldn't affect sales.See I don’t think she’s been read the riot act by anyone. Her agent and publisher stood by for years whilst she insulted the late Ivan Cameron, led flying monkey attacks on ordinary Twitter users and tried to get Jamie Oliver sacked. They’re hardly gonna baulk at a flounce over vile roasties. The reason she’s relatively quiet is cos every time she goes on Twitter she gets laughed at or asked difficult questions and her Royal Narcness can’t cope with such things.
It’s ironic that Jack has tried her best to cancel Jamie Oliver and David Walliams and Lee Anderson but has simply caused a slow low grade cancellation on herself.
She’ll be back tho, the weathers getting a lot colder and she’ll be back with some dessert related nonsense once the
I don’t know about the rest of you but I can’t see pancakes any more without seeing the gratuitous nip shot. Think of me. #PTND
Omg I'm screaming at Spoiled Bastard from Viz. That's her.I think so too. It would get old as duck very quickly your adult partner expecting you to indulge them like Spoiled Bastard from Viz.
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I would LOVE to have a good old chat with Rosamund Urwin (she’s the one who also wrote the great “not my circus not my monkeys” article too). Pretty sure she has plenty of “thoughts” on Ol Bullshitter
Her later article for anyone who missed it. SHADE!!!I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwin
Yeah, Rosamund Urwin was definitely throwing quiet shade. Actually she didn’t even have to do that. Just quoting Jacks words without any editorialising at all is more than enough to show what a narc she is.I think so too. It would get old as duck very quickly your adult partner expecting you to indulge them like Spoiled Bastard from Viz.
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I would LOVE to have a good old chat with Rosamund Urwin (she’s the one who also wrote the great “not my circus not my monkeys” article too). Pretty sure she has plenty of “thoughts” on Ol Bullshitter
Her later article for anyone who missed it. SHADE!!!I once touched Michael Fassbender’s chest — and I’m still a
Austerity blogger Jack Monroe and chef Allegra McEvedy tell Rosamund Urwin about falling in love, their political ambitions and raising a family
Jack Monroe on why she's adding 'politician' to her CV
Writer and cook Jack Monroe has turned politician, standing as an independent. She talks Labour’s future, the PM’s punk wardrobe and dating with Rosamund Urwin
I mean Allegra, whatever you think of her, and her privilege, undoubtedly trained and worked incredibly hard to become a chef at the level she’s at. So for Jack to say, in a major newspaper, that her cooking is indistinguishable from Allegra’s, is incredibly insulting. It’d be like me doing a year of night classes in anatomy and then breezing into an operating theatre, pushing the cardiothoracic surgeon aside and saying “Allow me, my good man, I shall do this heart transplant! nO oNe wIlL bE aBlE tO tELL tHe DiFfErEnCe”
As a haiku:
Who has seen my scarf?
My Burberry scarf, my own
In a puddle, strewth.
I'm fortunate that my daughter isn't fussy about food. She has her dislikes, but not enough I'd consider it fussiness. The elder of my two nephews would genuinely go without food if presented with something he didn't want though. My sister (his mum) had an incredibly restricted diet as a kid, and would vomit if our parents tried to make her eat anything outside of that.
I did approach feeding my daughter with the intention of doing the opposite to my childhood (so many food issues on both sides) but it was pure luck really that she truly enjoys food. We definitely have our battles - and in some ways, food would be an easier one to deal with - but I could never say that it's because of my approach that she's a good eater, it's purely the luck of the draw.
You are correct, of course. Money before morals at all times in UK publishing.
I do wonder whether her previous book, “Bad Food to Make You Depressed” or whatever it was called, significantly underperformed her publishers expectations. So they’re taking no chances with this one.
I can't stop laughing at this. Never mind what they cost. She's sat in an EGG CHAIR wearing ANIMAL PRINT SHOES for a VEGAN(ish) book with a ridiculous look on her face. Does she ever get anything right?!
Evening all. Been out for a very nice Chinese meal with mates.
Muesli squig has now had a minimum of 147 x £5 donated off her tweet (£735 minus fees). I dug back a bit further and she's most likely had a lot LOT more based on the earlier messages posted. I was generous and only counted it from the first mention of her actual tweet in the donations. She's also got a Membership option (£5). No need for other squigs to point her at Jack, I think she's already familiar with her work.
Why squig cry
Muesli Bar Lie
(The End)
Twitter is such a grifters goldmine.
Now off to watch Wentworth Prison. Go well, cellmates (hide the shiv).
Muesli squig has now had a minimum of 147 x £5 donated off her tweet (£735 minus fees). I dug back a bit further and she's most likely had a lot LOT more based on the earlier messages posted. I was generous and only counted it from the first mention of her actual tweet in the donations. She's also got a Membership option (£5). No need for other squigs to point her at Jack, I think she's already familiar with her work.
Why squig cry
Muesli Bar Lie
(The End)
Twitter is such a grifters goldmine.
Now off to watch Wentworth Prison. Go well, cellmates (hide the shiv).
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