Jack Monroe #424 She’s as Greek as Prince William

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Lolling at data exports. Good luck exporting 9 lever arch files
 
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She really is an utterly loathsome human being. Was searching for the special carbonaraaa recipe she made leggy and this self indulgent horrific-ness came up in the search results. No TWs, nothing. TW assault r*pe

Airbrushed like a maniac, mind. And breadcrumbing someone buying her flowers. How things have changed in 6 years…
 
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I've mentioned before how totally enraged the 'two fat cloves of garlic' makes me. It's the wannabee-Nigella voice coming through.
When I make her microwave chilli I’m going to use a thin weedy bit of garlic out of pure SPITE.
 
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Yes squig, why can’t supermarkets all charge the same price for something? It’s an outrage. Write your MP.
 
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Bonjour Frauen!
Je suis back en Angleterre avec un litre de vodka et 200 fags.
Right I'll stop with the cod French now.
@deliasmithwouldcry I hear you. Try sampling her description of spices it will evoke cringe like you've never felt before.
 
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Haven’t caught up so sorry if this is at an inappropriate time but one for Jack and burger boy to think about as they fall deliciously slowly in love to each other’s blocked list

 
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Omg the texture of this brings me back to early 2020 when it was impossible to buy at home exercise equipment so I was forced to buy an offcut of chipped foam masquerading as a yoga block. It was defs over a fiver back then so this cake could save any time travelling lockdown fraus a few pennies

 
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She tries to emulate Nigella's prose but fails miserably. Don't even try to softly,gently read her anchovy "butter" nonsense.
 
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Only Jack could use an 11pm kebab as an opportunity to brag. Unless she's joking? She isn't funny so I can never tell.
 
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That foam also melts down into a lovely soup, by the way

 
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I've only just noticed the solid indentation - how the feck is that possible with soup? I don't understand. I'm frightened.

 
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I mentioned on the slop along thread that I am also as Greek as Prince William- this thread title is making me feel very attacked right now.
 
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Just grunking thru but I trust someone has posted Father Ted shouting 'that money was just resting in my account' at some point
 
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