This is gold. It says so much about Jack. Middle class, self pitying, obsessed with consumer goods so that crying about selling them is the deepest emotion she can imagine, and also baying for attention. Did anybody hear? Did anybody hear?? DID ANYBODY HEAR???Creative Interlude
(technically it’s allegedly a song but as she hasn’t provided the Music, we’ll be treating the Lyrics as a poem. About a girl with a “middle class voice” who bought and owned a lot of shit.
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Poor LeggyJack’s hand action and Leggy’s reaction leads me to believe 99.9 and .7/10ths of a percent% that Jack is Matthew and Leggy is Sooty. Is Leggy on Twitter? We could ask for clarification? Would that be a bit gauche or too gauche of us?
Will update the proper table today, sorry it’s been late my actual real life job has needed meNigella did the beg for her on Jan 29th. That first cash gets pulled from patrons right away so her first bump would have been in early feb from those who subscribed in that first couple of days. IIRC @heretoreaditall2019 says you can actively withdraw earlier than 4th-5th of month but if you don’t, that’s when the money automatically lands in your account/Patreon pays out
(ETA if I understand correctly from reading their truly awful trustpilot reviews, Patreon pulls cash from you on the day you subscribe, but regardless of what day of the month that is, pulls your second payment from you on the first day of the next month, so if you subscribe on 29 Jan, you’ll have money pulled on 29 Jan and 1 feb too. Don’t take this as fact until clarified by Patreon expert fraus. WARNED.)
Reckon early Feb would have been a whopper of a windfall for her with big annual subscriptions too tho. Also “small flurry” of hundreds. @heretoreaditall2019 can clarify FORENSICALLY for us.
Unintentional doggerel! Move over William Mc GonagallShe’s also a massive spoilsport.
View attachment 1703118This would be GLORIOUS and would actually be the only one of her books I’d merrily shell out for. Especially if she did an audiobook version.
It must be killing her to not snark tweet about it allOff work today & catching up on here & on recorded programmes on my telly.
Watching THAT MAN & his wonderful £1 Wonders show.
Not only does he deliver tasty economical dishes, he's handing out tips to save fuel as well.
Who needs slop, eh Jack?
Oh I’m crying!! This has set me up for the day.This is gold. It says so much about Jack. Middle class, self pitying, obsessed with consumer goods so that crying about selling them is the deepest emotion she can imagine, and also baying for attention. Did anybody hear? Did anybody hear?? DID ANYBODY HEAR???
Just imagine the howling & clawing & lobbing of horrible cutlery at the not bungalow!!It must be killing her to not snark tweet about it all
Thread title nomination!There’s not enough nutrition here to sustain a mouse on a short walk.
Just had a proper laugh at loud moment at this, that daft cooker makes it look like she's just pulled it out of a cupboardJack's mum's potatoes look roasted to perfection compared to Leggy's chicken. That bird could probably shuffle away if left unattended. View attachment 1702476
So she got her massive patreon pay packet boost and confused it with teemill profits then? Sounds about rightInterestingly, March 4th IS the day Jack would have received her newly big patreon payout after Nigella boosted the numbers through Jan/Feb.
Yeah I love that she hates him and completely doesn’t understand that it’s ok to come from a place of privilege and talk about budgeting. Jamie comes from a food rich background and was genuinely shocked (bless him) to realise that wasn’t the case for everyone. He wanted to be a positive influence for change and knew people could eat well for less if they had the cooking skills. His 5 ingredients book is absolutely brilliant and so much is genuinely interchangeable so you can use up fridge gubbins. Jack is clueless.Off work today & catching up on here & on recorded programmes on my telly.
Watching THAT MAN & his wonderful £1 Wonders show.
Not only does he deliver tasty economical dishes, he's handing out tips to save fuel as well.
Who needs slop, eh Jack?
Larger influencer accounts = lower conversion rate.That's true in regards to smaller donations and what people are willing to donate for versus pay for but we also should bear in mind she had nearly twice as many followers for the Teemill fundraiser: https://socialblade.com/twitter/user/bootstrapcook/monthly
Might be bullshit. That's the squig everybody reported for posting aerial maps of houses etc. They also have spread misinformation a few times. I don't believe anything they say.
I get more Tiddler Riddler vibes from her, tbh.Leggy is a cabbage patch doll come to life isn’t she.
How do you 'smash' a big bronze eagle? I'd be more worried about it toppling on a 7yo SBThought this might amuse the canal… a friend sent me one of these lists of people humble bragging and being general twats. And look who turns up!
27 Humblebrags So Cringeworthy We Almost Couldn't Look
Humility is important. Who wants to hang out with someone constantly bragging about their cool stuff or their awesome accomplishments? The folks below might have got the memo but they didn't quite understand it. With a hat tip to the Reddit forum r/humblebrag, check out these showboaters who just...www.ranker.com
Fuck off, I've just choked on my fish finger sandwich, and the kid is giving me side eye. Should never have opened the spoiler!Darling, bit gauche, but all I can think about when Leggy’s pic pops up is
Serious warning that this is VERY GRIM INDEED. I blame Anne Widdecombe Mouse Cackling Jack though.Jack boasting in that Diva vid about thepost-Carbonaraaaa which never fails to put the image in my head of
Jack and Leggy going about the place as some sort of reverse-sized Sooty and Matthew. View attachment 1703090
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