Jack Monroe #424 She’s as Greek as Prince William

[Nottonightbabe]

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Signal boosting somebody in her niche? She's got cans to rip open!

(Wesley, it's not going to happen, that's too much like 2 seconds of actual work)

No wonder the TT had millions left in the bank last year, they seem to be the default charity for would be fundraisers .

I just had an email from Amazon updating me on how many helpful votes my review (last year?) for Tin Can Cook has got now. Must be lots of people reading her reviews atm

 

[maytoseptember]

In relation to that squig asking for advice as she can't afford to eat. The harm she does is just shocking and her fans are seriously out of touch. How is eating 8 meals a day going to help this person if she can't afford lunch? How is recommending Jack's recipes the solution if it's just as inadequate as what this woman can already afford. Jack should be putting her hands up and saying it's impossible then using her platform to campaign for actual change. But instead she enables the tory viewpoints and her own fans parrot it back.
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Oh I hate this. People will defend the indefensible when it comes to Jack. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen people say, like this “So what if it’s nutritionally inadequate, if you’re POOR and can only eat 400 calories per day so be it”.

 

[The carlin]

If I had to guess, I’d say they were out of focus print Dr Martens chelsea boots

Spoiler: Something like these

NOT these exact ones, but something in the same style/a different pattern
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Either that or they’re her DEAD grandad’s one pair of everlasting immigrant shoes.

Could it be these ones

 

[Valiofthedolls]

Just saw this in The Guardian. Reads so much like Jack that they don’t even need her anymore. Equally insufferable prick David Baddiel will do instead.

 

[moldwarp]

I will never not laugh when I remember that she was unceremoniously dumped by the OH she described as "refreshingly ordinary"

Deliciously ordinary I believe was the phrase, which is somehow even more patronising. BUTTTT then a friend of his turned up on these threads didn’t they and explained that OH wasn’t actually that ordinary; he had a high paying job in the City; another ker-ching moment for Jack no doubt.

I don’t really understand the mindset of oh I must find a rich partner to keep me. It must actually be horrible to be beholden to someone else for your lifestyle and what happens when they get sick of you? Horrible horrible insecure life, just make your own money enough to be independent. Then at least you’re not constantly beholden to someone else. I mean look no shade to people who do seek out rich partners to keep them, it’s a choice, whatever. There are plenty of couples with a wealth disparity where the economically less active person is bringing something else that’s extremely important to the relationship such as love, moral support, childrearing etc etc. but Jacks gold digging sits so oddly with her self presentation as a scrappy self sufficient fiercely independent smol pixie warrior.

Plus, would Jack bring moral support to a financially unequal relationship? Press X to doubt.

 

[Bugger13]

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I’m sure it’s been discussed before but newspaper sanitary towels? About as real as Toothpaste For Dinner Man. Talk about a recipe for a chaffed chuff.

Honestly, she’s just exhausting.

These are my favourite types of Jack lies because they’re just so ridiculous that only an absolute moron with gullible tattooed on their forehead would even read that shit without thinking ‘Oh come ON’.
It’s beyond embarrassing. Even little kids would blush at such ridiculous stories but this is a grown woman doing so. It’s not even remotely believable yet she thinks it’ll fly (& even worse, how many morons actually like this balderdash).

 

[Tin Can Crook]

A squig has just pointed out that Southend Vineyard's foodbank only accepts donations via PayPal.

She could have ringfenced the money in a Metro account because you can pay from a bank account through PayPal (which is what she's done) but that still doesn't explain why she would omit the date or not demonstrate she ringfinced it appropriately if that's what she did. It would stop a lot of the questions.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Did anyone see the man at his desk?
He was hooting and fizzing and being a pest
Did anyone see the man at his desk?
He laughed so much, he had a cardiac arrest

Did anybody see the woman on eBay?
Bidding for a fake fur coat when she's supposed to work
Did anybody see the woman on eBay?
Doesn't mind slacking off cuz her boss is a jerk

I hate to break it to you, Jack: you are not as profound as you like to think

 

[Geetbo]

I wonder if she will make a triumphant return to This Morning to promote Grifty Kitchen?

If so, they should invite Eamonn back to guest host for one episode only.

 

[Geetbo]

🔺️🔺️🔺️ like fuck but in that case we may have crossed paths. Did you end up on Emmerdale or just the Soapstars show? The whole concept of it wasn't popular with the cast, let's put it that way...

Are you Zak Dingle tender one?

 

[ScarlettOHaha]

although that couple must have had a pretty fucked up relationship in the first place if both of them were happy to have a secret affair with a teenager.

I’ve checked with my friend and she says we heard about it in December 2011, and we didn’t know exactly when she was involved with both of the same couple, so it could have been 2010, so I was a couple of years out with my recollection. I agree that the couple themselves don’t come out of the story smelling of roses either.

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I just looked at Veganish on Amazon and it turns out there's a photo of her looking gormless in an egg chair. Veganish indeed. A tofu chair if you please.

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Ah, a continuity (x2) work denim boiler suit spotted in the wild! Now we can see for ourselves exactly how they get -destroyed- by the nature of her work being a twat in an expensive chair

Also, she’s so blatantly cosplaying her DEAD immigrant landlord grandfather (with one pair of shoes) in that pic. It’s…odd.

Spoiler

Lol to ‘an instant hot water tap before it was cool’ (elsewhere in this interminable thread waxes lyrical about when she was SB’s age, so allegedly in the mid 1990s, before hot water taps were cool). #1948 Truther.

Also, clearly the role model for thrift given that “the story” is he came over with one pair of shoes and even when owning properties decades later she implies he still had just the one pair. #NotVimesBoots

 

[Mr Krabs]

Puts me in mind of

I ate his liver with rinsed fava beans and a nice tea shandy.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Jack's orange peel sugar cookies versus Waitrose amaretti, in May, versus Jack's orange peel sugar cookies in July.

Erm what!! What a terrible little fraud she is! Her actual cookies are DIRE. Why oh why always orange peel sugar or something really specialist when she doesn’t even heat a pan. She’s so pretentious. Just zest a bit of orange into the cookie mix ffs.
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I wonder with Leggy how much Jack’s finances had to do with the imbalance. A friend of mine met a guy and they started dating and it was a good while -maybe 8 months-before she found out he was a millionaire property developer. He then found out she was a financial nightmare who owned her own house but very little else. They were together a few years before he started trying to make her do investments and think about pensions etc because he was ‘worried about her finances.’ My friend was really shocked because I think she thought if he was thinking long term then she’d be ‘well I married a millionaire so I’m rich too now’ and his point of view was more like ‘I need you to be financially stable yourself because that’s important to me.’
She wanted looking after and I think Jack is the same. I don’t like Leggy but I bet she’s got her shit together and is a doer. The opposite of Jack in so many ways.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

We know Jack has got form for flying off the handle without reading things properly, like the DLA letter she shared, then blamed the squigs for reading it correctly.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

The latest stats for Twitter...

 

[skronkywildcat]

Ugh, Pepsi. I knew she was a wrong’un.

 

[Jumpstart]

My last thoughts on the ‘being expelled so I can’t go to 6th form’ nonsense. Well yes, she didn’t get enough points to go onto WHSG sixth form. But there was nothing to stop her going to either Seevic college, or to Southend college like a lot of her year did. And if she wanted she could have retaken the exams she failed. My own daughters did their A levels elsewhere as they found WHSG too restrictive and wanted to do exams in a more adult setting.

and on the topic of the Slopathon. You’re all disgusting to try this! So it’s no thanks from me!!

 

[Mme Coco]

I think you might be right. Honestly, there's no way that shop took £11,000 in two days. It would just be like Jack to go boasting without checking and rather than own up and explain, end up handing over "her" Patreon funds to save face, then try and claw back "her" money from the Teemill shop. It would certainly explain the rage and subsequent shifty behaviour.

This is entirely plausible, only a fraction of that will be Teemill sales and it’s an insight into just how much was coming in per month from Patreon. Even if a generous 50% of it was Teemill from initial post launch interest, that’s c£5K per month from Patreon for doing sweet FA. So a c£60K passive income per year at a low ball estimate. Chriiist!

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

Did you see the girl on the sofa?
You might have called her a loafer
Browsin on tattle
Did you see the girl on the sofa?

I should have done a different thing send rhymoes I am jet lagged

Did anyone see that old woman in Slough,

She made Jackslop for lunch and she’s nauseous right now.

Did anyone see that old woman in Slough.

Praying for loos on the train, they’ll endow!

(Spoiler:- I’m on the GWR from Slough to Paddington )