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She tweeted a photo of her when she was 20 a few weeks ago showing her muscles saying she was training to be one.

That’s why I said that. I saw the photo

I do get that she talks bollocks a lot of the time.
That's precisely what I mean, she implies, but if ever challenged she can say of course I meant I was training to apply I never said I was a fire fighter DID I!!
 
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I think you make this point really eloquently. Many people would (boringly) describe me as posh and I have had many many opportunities that my relative privilege has afforded me, and I’m exceptionally lucky and grateful for all of them. I’ve also had some struggles with mental health and I have found anxiety/depression has stopped me reaching out to my very kind parents for help, and for a time I was in a privileged but very difficult situation financially. An ex once referenced the Pulp song “If you called your dad, he could stop this all”.

Jack can get in the ducking sea but I agree that not everyone can seek help when they’re in trouble. As you say though, I would never seek to tell others about my short period of problems and I certainly wouldn’t consider myself a spokesperson for anyone else. But maybe that’s because I’m not a massive narcissist lying cockwomble - just saying.
 
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When I was a teenager someone once described me as 'that girl with the big round face'. I still carry that moon-face little barb with me
When I was 15 I was called a beached whale when I was a mere size 12.

Reader, I married him. Thankfully I saw senses a mere 15 years later! I wish I’d had the hindsight to kick him in the shins rather than say I do
 
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I don’t know whether it’s the reference to sausages or the fact that someone else finds Kevin Bridges attractive but this is actually the funniest thread since I joined these boards.

Just to say. For all the people who made folks feel bad at school. Shame on them. I was bullied at school for being a teachers daughter. For being posh which is ridiculous as I’m not. That makes me laugh so much. The last thing I have ever been in my entire life is posh. I was clever as well. Also targeted over that. I actually loved and hated school in equal measure. I did six years at high school so the pluses outweighed the minuses. My best pal at school who also played in the band was also bullied for the same reason. Posh. Which is mad. She lived 10 doors away from me on a council estate.

And for playing in the school band.

It’s amazing the reasons people pick on you.
 
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Same. I was the only child in my parents marriage, (my dad had my much older half brother in his previous) and it took them quite a while and a struggle to conceive me. My dad made no secret of the fact he wished I was a boy and my mum had post natal depression which then turned into a general disinterest/resentment so I was saddled with short hair (my dad refused to let me grow it as a child and right through my teens) and also a sense that the fact I'm a girl caused endless disappointment. My dad and I ended up being really close in adulthood ironically, but that feeling of being a disappointment has never really left me I don't think.
 
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I really have trouble when she takes such umbrage with being labelled as Middle Class - the lady doth protest too much, methinks
 
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That pisstaking of being poor is absolutely what middleclass snobs do when their privilege is pointed out to them.

Because you don't bang out £6.95 on a jar of paste or £14.60 for 250g of sausage (Amazon) if you don't know whether you like them when you can't afford to get a new pair of shoes or a winter coat - but you do if it's just a quick 'I wonder what that's like?' in Waitrose whilst you're picking up a coffee to drink whilst your kid is at her ballet lesson.

I'd never tried an olive until I was 30. Because I couldn't afford to take the risk of not liking them. Artichokes (both types) took until I was 40. Not because I was fussy, but because I simply couldn't afford the risk.

So, in the language of my people, one I learned long before I extended my vocabulary through reading (and that changed my accent because I hadn't heard the words before, so had no reference other than what was said in books/dictionaries) - Why don't you just fuck off, you po faced prick?
 
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Babe, same! (Except the area was poor). It’s shocking that someone said that to you, like kids don’t have filters but surely they have some idea what sounds incredibly dickish?! These things stay with us longer than the speakers imagine

I remember sitting next to a boy in class, a wannabe edgy type. We had some banter back and forth until he called me the n word. Incredibly confused, and also ignorant myself, I retorted “but I’m not black!”. After arguing that I was, he held his arm against mine to show the contrast between our skin colours. Up to that point, I’d never properly realised how different I looked

In hindsight I should have told him to bog off as he had clearly never seen a black person before, which was for the best considering what he’d said

I was lucky though. The school was relatively small so everyone had to get along
 
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Babe, same other than I got into the grammar parents wanted but had places at a couple of private schools in South London lined up just in case (one was where my mum taught maths so dodged a bullet there). First husband came from Lewisham, picked up his accent a bit and even now I veer between Bianca from Eastenders and a BBC announcer from the 50s
 
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@Silver Linings Thank you a million times for the spider warning. Even just reading your post made me feel a bit blegh, so I might’ve cried if I’d actually clicked I haaaate the little bastards.

@Harold I can’t imagine you with long ginger hair, as to me you either look like your profile pic or like Harold from Neighbours back in the day.
 
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I'd just get a new one, but I'm a bit profligate like that. Ovens usual last us about 10 years, my friend gets through an oven every three years, however she is a shit cook, and I think they die of embarrassment.
I’ve been looking at new ovens. Big range in price!
 
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Now I remember why I never watched any of those live . Does she even know there’s a camera there? And don’t even get me started on that gallop on....

She’s a fanny!
 
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It stays with you. I always knew I was unplanned, I always knew mum really didn't want me, so I turned to my nan who lived with us, I adored her. It was only years later that mum admitted trying to get rid of me my drinking gin in a scalding hot bath. It hurt, but it confirmed what I already felt.
 
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She just is MC though, there’s no denying it.

I was bullied for being brown. But I’m still a white person, fancy that Jack!

Also for triangulation I have a fat face and am allergic to perfume
 
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@colouredlines What is the name of the hair treatment? I have been getting Nanokeratin blow dries, wonder if it’s similar?

Oh and for triangulation purposes I have a very round fat face and CK One
I actually don't know the name in English! I started getting Brazilian blowdries about 10 years ago (back when it was a multi-day affair and you couldn't wash your hair or put it in a ponytail or behind your ears for 3 days), but the technology has been advancing a lot.

The one I get now is fairly quick and doesn't even make my eyes water from the fumes, which is quite something. It looks a little flat the first couple of days post-treatment, but not as bad as other treatments used to leave it, and it soon settles. I don't speak to my hairdresser in English though, so not sure what I'd ask for if I moved away...
 
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