Jack Monroe #417 Hard to play the victim when you’ve ripped people off.

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Valiofthedolls

Because they’re just for decoration and she hasn’t actually read a single one?
 
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Jelly Bean

'You're the winner for many of us'? Not 'a' winner. How fucking rude to the actual recipient.

 
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Marj24

Sorry to butt into the current conversation. Just wanted to say that regardless of anyone's opinion of Nigella, at least her food looks good and she doesn't needlessly rinse her baked beans.
 
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Valiofthedolls

Jelly Bean said:
'You're the winner for many of us'? Not 'a' winner. How fucking rude to the actual recipient.

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What’s the bet she’s sending DMs to those squigs implying that she actually won but asking Pink News to award it to someone else because she’s so selfless?!

Marj24 said:
Sorry to butt into the current conversation. Just wanted to say that regardless of anyone's opinion of Nigella, at least her food looks good and she doesn't needlessly rinse her baked beans.
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And at least Nigella’s eggs are explicable.
 
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ForgettyBetty

It's a performative stack, colour coordinated as decor rather than an actual book-lover's "to hand" pile
 
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HotesTilaire

ForgettyBetty said:
It's a performative stack, colour coordinated as decor rather than an actual book-lover's "to hand" pile
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I’d quip it was bought from a “yard of books” place except we all know she found them in a railway station honesty library/puddle/full price in Waterstones
 
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hoopdedoo

ForgettyBetty said:
It's a performative stack, colour coordinated as decor rather than an actual book-lover's "to hand" pile
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Perhaps she has been watching The Home Edit on Netflix? Imagine what those two would do with Jack's overstuffed shelves and kitchen. The "edit" part of the organizing would take up an entire season of shows.
 
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StatusWoe

hoopdedoo said:
Perhaps she has been watching The Home Edit on Netflix? Imagine what those two would do with Jack's overstuffed shelves and kitchen. The "edit" part of the organizing would take up an entire season of shows.
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Sometimes I have dreams about setting Marie Kondo free in the shitty bungalow. Just imagine her staring at a pile of rusty knives asking 'do these spark joy?' or teaching Jack how to softly, gently fold her hideous boilersuit. It would be TV gold (well, for the canal...probably not for anyone else).
 
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Dire Tates

Jack shit.
 
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Marj24

I can remember Jack saying when she was mentioned in a tweet by George Takei, it was the first time her dad had felt proud of her. Possible sadfishing, however, Jack, you have continually thrown your family under the bus. You are a grifting cheat and charlatan. What is there to feel proud about? You are an embarrassment to everyone who knows you. Earn an honest living like nearly everyone else!
 
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Emmapism

She says that whenever she gets anyone tweeting about her that is vaguely known. It's always 'my Dad will finally see I have a real job/be proud of me now when I tell him about XYZ'

Some might surmise that dear old Dad doesn't think much of Jack's 'career'. I imagine he'd be even less impressed to learn that she's currently taking hundreds of people for a ride on Patreon. My Dad would be ashamed of me
 
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colouredlines

Sad news for Gays Against Texture, for whom Jack has worked tirelessly for a decade.

PS just to put this bot thing to bed once and for all - they belong to an obvious scam account called SpaceRides_NFT (not squiggling because it has 45k followers. All bots though). Take a look at its followers. They all have the same name format, and all are following 6 blueticks + the same 4 accounts. Most are following random British bluechecks, and the same few appear over and over (Liam Gallagher, Martin Lewis, Richard Osman, Rob Brydon, various UK transport pages).

It's a scam account posing as a project called Space Riders, which is on Twitter as SpaceRiders_NFT - note the small change in username. It has nothing to do with Jack, her account has just obviously been picked up as a UK bluecheck.

TBH I doubt she has ever bought followers. She has grown organically, and big spikes tend to coincide with TV appearances, viral tweets, etc.

ETA the other 3 accounts that the bots are all following are also part of the scam (eg one is another fake account with a slight misspelling of a crypto project in its screenname). The random bluechecks are just that, random bluechecks.
 
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Captainmouse

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overdueanadventure

That not one of them appears to have ever been opened? Too pristine.
 
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