Is that where she went last year?Yes, she’s indulged in so much trauma inflation that she’s literally got nowhere else to go. She’s already claimed a variety of highly traumatic experiences, in unusually (for trauma victims) graphic and specific language, to get people off her backs and continue the grift. What worse trauma can she claim next? I’m putting my money on her claiming to have been one of the Chibok kidnapping victims, an ISIS bride or an alien abductee. Yeah, Something like that might work.
In fairness to that squig, they tell people to Google them in their bio. I am an obedient frau, so I did and found an article about some genuinely nasty harassment they were subjected to a few years ago, using malicious fake profiles to falsely imply they were a BNP activist and some shitty homophobic stuff. I think they might be influenced by that in their response. What happened to them was nasty and can't really be compared to Jack having a parody account. So I'm afraid that as much as I sympathise they're still talking bollocks, public figures have parody accounts and deal with it, so there's no reason for Jack to be an exception.
Perhaps she’ll just hang around the dog cafe, yelling ‘completed it mate!’ at strangers and trying to get into arguments about socialism with cockapoos.I wonder if Jack knows what sweets or chocolate bar to buy now she hasn't got the twatters to ask? Can she choose which infernal biscuits to bake without a twitter poll? If she is doing these things but can't post every brain fart to the world wide web are they really happening?
Yes, she’s indulged in so much trauma inflation that she’s literally got nowhere else to go. She’s already claimed a variety of highly traumatic experiences, in unusually (for trauma victims) graphic and specific language, to get people off her backs and continue the grift. What worse trauma can she claim next? I’m putting my money on her claiming to have been one of the Chibok kidnapping victims, an ISIS bride or an alien abductee. Yeah, Something like that might work.
Are you going to be #thrifty and line them with the contents of your hoover bag?
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'Contemptible and despicable'Shame on you. WARNED
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That account follows a Boris Johnson parody (possibly others) so as a dear heart said earlier, it’s ok if it’s someone they don’t like.In fairness to that squig, they tell people to Google them in their bio. I am an obedient fraud, so I did and found an article about some genuinely nasty harassment they were subjected to a few years ago, using malicious fake profiles to falsely imply they were a BNP activist and some shitty homophobic stuff. I think they might be influenced by that in their response. What happened to them was nasty and can't really be compared to Jack having a parody account. So I'm afraid that as much as I sympathise they're still talking bollocks, public figures have parody accounts and deal with it, so there's no reason for Jack to be an exception.
You will have warm feet and be able to do hands free running, or in my case an awkward waddle, in the event of the Zombie Apocalypse.
Your profile picture makes me happy. Now fuck off x
This puzzles me too. Being a poverty campaigner is a different skill set from being a chef/recipe developer. I guess Jack sticks with the chef part because the cookbooks etc bring in the $$$$. But IMO she'd do better to focus on the poverty campaigning and instead of struggling to come up with slop recipes herself, refer people to other chefs who do good low-cost dishes.I apologise in advance for being off topic but I just made the courgette pasta from Stanley Tucci’s recipe (on topic he fully credits who taught him the recipe) and it was fucking epic. I also just costed it. For two, about £5, no tins, no slop, cheap and fantastic, so also on topic there. Just reflecting on previous rage posts I have made, like many others, wondering why JM never mentions or bigs up any other cook / community group despite all the behind the scenes efforts made with damn all to show for it.
Luvin your new avatarI think the most egregious thing about that article is that the author talks about "Monroe's work", as if she'd done anything more than a back of the envelope calculation, a bunch of moany tweets, and a beg for old receipts. She made a point,an observation, which wasn't even original or surprising to economists. It's hardly "work".
My KFC tweet was pretty good HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaSounds like somebody middle class pretending to be working class so who fucking knows
Blue tick is not impressed. I find the whole "this isn't funny" argument to be pretty ineffective. Probably because it really is funny.
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Different skill sets and she has none of the skills that go in either set.This puzzles me too. Being a poverty campaigner is a different skill set from being a chef/recipe developer. I guess Jack sticks with the chef part because the cookbooks etc bring in the $$$$. But IMO she'd do better to focus on the poverty campaigning and instead of struggling to come up with slop recipes herself, refer people to other chefs who do good low-cost dishes.
Of course, this is all based on the possibly mistaken assumption that Jack does any work at all, or that she would deign to share credit for accomplishments with anyone else
And then Tweets a picture of some inedible slop that she "cooked" to share with the amazing teamLaunch/opening night has arrived-in the very last minutes Jack arrives to document for Insta her incredible work with her amazing team of whom she is SO PROUD.
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"Just walked into Parliament tonight. And the armed Police office said, “are you Jack Monroe from Twitter? I love your feed. What you are doing is amazing. Keep going.” This sort of thing is happening a lot now. It’s both discombobulating and heartening in equal measure"
And then Tweets a picture of some inedible slop that she "cooked" to share with the amazing team
Imagine that fucker grabbing you by the waist like that. I need to sleep tonight. I don't care if it's a Smash Hits-esque posed shot. It's bleeding terrifying.
Probably did happen when she was on a high mixing her ritalin and tramadol causing her to have delusions of grandeurOf all the ridiculous things that never happened, this is the absolute best.
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