Jack Monroe #411 More flounces than an 80s wedding dress.

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Allegra crush officially over.

Christ, between Jack’s dirty nails and Allegra’s salmonella hands, plus that cluttered to fuck kitchen… how did anyone survive that house of horrors?
 
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Relatable because I have a big 'rib' size but a tiny 'cup' size. Like 34, but about an A (used to be AA) cup. Can never even find bras to fit, except sports bras.
Only ones in the "starter" section with bloody care bears on. I did get something useable (plain) from George (lol) but it's not easy.
 
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I wouldn’t eat Allegra’s food (or Jack’s obvs). That gross kitchen spoke volumes-I’d constantly be expecting to find a pube or some dirt in my dinner
 
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I know - so raw chicken hands all over the veg, knife and chopping board
Lovely.
She is a humourless and brittle as Jack.
Such disrespect for whoever has to come in and bleach the whole kitchen after her. Filthy. If I'd done that in front of my army chef uncle he'd have lost his shit.
 
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Seconded. They are everything for the modestly boobied. Can’t speak for the Jack proportioned sorry.
You answered my question before I could ask it... Have just been pocked by one of the metal hoops in the one I am wearing (M&S). The quest for the perfect bra continues.
 
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On behalf of everyone who had a hardworking mother/grandmother who raised a family whilst working full time in demanding jobs, FUCK YOU MONROE, YOU REACTIONARY MIDDLE CLASS WORKSHY TORY ARSE.
 
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Mithering Ninnies! You know one of you has to make the thread!

That sort of silly really tickles me. If Parody has now started promoting real charities that’s a fabulous combo!
I made this one. I ain't going for 2 in a row.. the mods will hunt me down and make me dress in Nude leggings, white socks and red crocs.. not something you want to see a 43 year old man wearing..
 
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I know - so raw chicken hands all over the veg, knife and chopping board
Lovely.
She is a humourless and brittle as Jack.
And all the other places! Would be terribly gauche of me to say where exactly.
 
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