I'm from so far south it's practically France and I've never called it chiz on tiz.Who the fuckcalls it chiz on tiz?!? Is this a down south aneurysm for me
"Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds"...
Jack must be having to sit on her hands to stop hersellf tweeting something spiteful. Meanwhile the squigs are in high spirits...AM has just posted a picture of a risotto that she’s just made.
I don’t like risotto but I do absolutely love how it looks a million times better than thing Jack has ever produced. Wonderful.
My missus has that coat... she's likely to use it to heat our home now though (her words, not mine).Is that Jack 2edgy5u Monroe in a Joules raincoat?
TAKE THAT BACKDon't worry dearheart. You are still cool. And you will be until you buy a head torch and fleece lined croc style gardening clogs. Then POOF! Any lingering coolness is gone.
But insider trading is a specific financial crime, nothing to do with parody accounts on Twitter.I imagine she's laying the groundwork for a preemptive attack on someone who might harm her reputation. Mind how you go, pal.
I think it's just an extremely late stance on the tax u-turn.But insider trading is a specific financial crime, nothing to do with parody accounts on Twitter.
I'm afraid I can't. It's true, according to my teenage son who gasped at the sight of me wearing a head torch for dark night dog walking (he didn't see the clogs)TAKE THAT BACK
The only person harming Jack's reputation is Jack.I imagine she's laying the groundwork for a preemptive attack on someone who might harm her reputation. Mind how you go, pal.
Oh dear Lord above, I have three head torches. There's no hope for me, save yourselves. GOODBYE COOL WORLDDon't worry dearheart. You are still cool. And you will be until you buy a head torch and fleece lined croc style gardening clogs. Then POOF! Any lingering coolness is gone.
I bet these squigs laugh at jokes ripping the piss out of politicians. It's OK to take the piss out of people they don't like, otherwise they're a victim of abuse and those laughing are bulliesHer daft followers are bonkers
Trying to ban the good old tradition of lampooning and gentle ridicule. Honestly sad times if twitter ever bowed to this nonsense. You are allowed to laugh at people for fuck sake.
It'll be to get the flying morons burbling "BUT WHY DO YOU ATTACK JACK WHEN A TORY DID AN INSIDER TRADING?" all over Twitter because as any fule kno you can only think one thing is wrong at a time.I imagine she's laying the groundwork for a preemptive attack on someone who might harm her reputation. Mind how you go, pal.
I hate myselfI have to say I didn’t realise Jacks stans were quite so fucking thick as they seem to be. I thought they were all either drippy but well meaning middle class women or neckbeards who want to sauce her pumble.
A quick look at the VBI should give her the answer.New call into Slopline for assistance.
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Squig is probably listening to a howling and clawing voicemail whilst awaiting help:
"Hello this is Slopline, let me have ONE NICE THING"
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