Jack Monroe #408 All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba

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Ty, that’s mega promising it’s not behind a login. I’ll take a look at automating capture of this next week thank you for sharing

On Patreon payday - it should start around 7.30/40 tomorrow and continue for 48 hours. If anyone is up and spots it pls do call it out!
 
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I have nothing to say really, just screeching into the thread on my skateboard and wearing a backwards baseball cap on my head with a cig dangling out of my mouth. Also the pockets of my denim jacket are full of Tazos.
 
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i wonder if people are still ferreting out their old receipts to send her

maybe she's actually using this twitter break to work on the vbi...

can't believe I typed that with a straight face tbh
 
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Bet they didn't even get a thankyou from the ungrateful mare.
It's odd, if they tweeted about it at the time they've nuked it but were tweeting Jack about a Pratchett quote at the beginning of August. Got ignored, naturally. Could be an interesting one for any journos digging to speak to.
 
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Kickstarter stuff. Spoilering so OG fraus can just skip past if they want. Same old, same old. Nothing changes.
It’s almost funny (I mean it’s not, it’s appalling, but you know what I mean) that this could just as easily be talking about Patreon - and was completely ignored by Jack- other older messages have replies from Caroline you can see. This wasn’t even replied to.


This person below paid £140!!! and Jack still didn’t do what was promised. She couldn’t even bother to write thirteen personalized messages to people who’d paid her £1,820 in total. Didn’t bother with a response to this one either, even though messages around it have responses


Jack should have learned serious lessons from that Kickstarter about over promising and under delivering. Instead, all she seems to have learned is how to take money from people, not provide what was promised in return and completely get away with it.

Oh! And ripping off people worse off than her and being rude and passive aggressive as hell at people expressing legitimate concerns isn’t anything new either.
ETA what a wonderful thread title too…
 
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Aww, man. I used to LOVE Patreon payday because it always coincided with Jack spunking money on something stupid and then trying to justify it. But without Twitter, who will she show off to?
 
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Where's Jack?
Want her back.
Said to the fella
Still no to Nigella
eta ~ (And Jeremy Vine, idiot)

#girl xx
 
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Aww, man. I used to LOVE Patreon payday because it always coincided with Jack spunking money on something stupid and then trying to justify it. But without Twitter, who will she show off to?
Instagram probably!
 
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Remember this?

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24/7 job.
House too small (yes, she's talking about the palatial shitty bungalow here).

Lol
I'm willing to bet LJC working from home suddenly meant she realised how little Jack actually does. She got to see first hand what her 100 hour working weeks meant. Fucking about on Twitter, setting up Glasto in her back garden, and renovating the shed I know that'd be enough to get me running for the hills.
 
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Plus she'd also have Jack following her about like a shark eyed toddler, demanding attention when she was trying to do actual work.
 
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Or you can add
site:tattle.life at the end, then you can guarantee
 
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I am central european and I am actually offended at the bolognese+some extra herbs and spices = gulas.
What's next? Take slice of bread, shape into cups and grill. Et voilà a yorkshrire pudding

#lovefoodhatewaste but her recipes have lots of wastage!
 
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Aww, man. I used to LOVE Patreon payday because it always coincided with Jack spunking money on something stupid and then trying to justify it. But without Twitter, who will she show off to?
Keep an eye on Instagram!
 
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Blimey crikey moses bless my soul and hellzapoppin', I've just hit 500 posts AND I ONLY JOINED THE CANAL SIX WEEKS AGO. These threads are literally the only useful thing Jack has ever been responsible for. Thank(space)you all, you've made my between jobs hiatus very entertaining.

Actually, can we strain our brains to try to identify anything genuinely useful and helpful she's actually done? You know, for balance. (Shouldn't take long, tbh).
 
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She would literally do this
 
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