Ooointitot
Chatty Member
All those blue ticks holding her up like Simba Thread Title Nomination
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InTheVillage
Member
Hey. Only my third post so I hope I make sense, but I have a theory on the house move. I've been waiting for a quiet period and I think it's time.
Jack wants to cosplay being a poor and therefore having to downsize to a 1 bedroom flat. SB has the main bedroom and she sleeps on the sofa, even though she has all the ailments. Then, after a while of sleeping on the sofa, she will say that it's not possible to continue to do this and he HAS to have a bigger place to live. She'll say it's not because she can afford it but because she NEEDS somewhere bigger with at least 2 bedrooms. All this when in reality nobody would begrude her having two bedrooms so that she and SB can have separate spaces. This way she doesn't have to do the hecking big downsize and can carry on with the abundance of 'stuff' she owns, whilst staying in favour with all her loyal followers.
Don't know if it'll be the case but just something I've been thinking recently.
Jack wants to cosplay being a poor and therefore having to downsize to a 1 bedroom flat. SB has the main bedroom and she sleeps on the sofa, even though she has all the ailments. Then, after a while of sleeping on the sofa, she will say that it's not possible to continue to do this and he HAS to have a bigger place to live. She'll say it's not because she can afford it but because she NEEDS somewhere bigger with at least 2 bedrooms. All this when in reality nobody would begrude her having two bedrooms so that she and SB can have separate spaces. This way she doesn't have to do the hecking big downsize and can carry on with the abundance of 'stuff' she owns, whilst staying in favour with all her loyal followers.
Don't know if it'll be the case but just something I've been thinking recently.
I also wanted to say thank you to all the fraus out there in recovery and sharing parts of their stories here. Im in early recovery, some days are harder than others but knowing there are so many people out there makes me feel a little less alone. You give so much positivity and im grateful for it!
Orphan_Black
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The big coke giveaway to me is the 'I need to concentrate so I am, I am full focus, concentrate' face. The complete intense stare, the tense jaw, the absolute agony of sitting still and not talking.
She does it all the time in interviews, I imagine a bump gives her the confidence to do it. All her interviews start with Billy Big Bollocks energy, ya know, like the type you get right after a sniff....
It's so obvious to those who know, glad other fraus notice it too. (Love how you can admit past mistakes here too without judgement, you so chill, canal, cheers, pals.)
She does it all the time in interviews, I imagine a bump gives her the confidence to do it. All her interviews start with Billy Big Bollocks energy, ya know, like the type you get right after a sniff....
It's so obvious to those who know, glad other fraus notice it too. (Love how you can admit past mistakes here too without judgement, you so chill, canal, cheers, pals.)
traumatised sideboard
VIP Member
The oracle has spoken, praise beans! If you need me I will be tenting my fingers and snickering nefariously with delight.
jenny2603
VIP Member
Oh my God. I'm just listening to it just now. They're just getting stuck into the horrible food.Holy hoops people!
Email from Blocked and Reported podcast just dropped into my inbox and it's only about our Jack!!!
(edit: it's only for paid subscribers unfortunately)
Title: The Literally Unbelievable Tale of Jack Monroe, The UK's Richest and Most Frequently Endorsed Poor Person.
fuckfuck why do I have a meeting in 8 minutes?
OH GOD OH GOD: Tracksuit Jeremy Kyle quote!
Valiofthedolls
VIP Member
I listened to the free 10 mins and subscribed as a result so I could hear the rest. It is absolutely damning all laid out like this and I’m not even finished listening yet. Completely damning. She has no way of countering this- or suing/threatening to sue them.
ETA the only thing they’ve left out was the grifting for legal fees to sue Daubney etc into her personal PayPal. I hope they revisit her as a topic.
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CausticYoda
Well-known member
Janet's just said that you can't go into the baker's and buy just one roll, 'they'd look at you like you were mad'.
Um, no they wouldn't, Janet, they'd pop one in a paper bag for you and charge you 20p or whatever, that's literally how bakers work.
Um, no they wouldn't, Janet, they'd pop one in a paper bag for you and charge you 20p or whatever, that's literally how bakers work.
Orphan_Black
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Former recreational coke fiend here; recognise the behaviour from my own misspent past, 100% think Jack has a nasty habit, one she doesn't want to give up because she still seems on it quite merrily. She can take me to court all she wants, I completely stand by my convictions.
It's a perfect example of her tricksy wording, the whole AA schtick is a front, a shield to deflect and distract from the truth. She uses her faux alcohol addiction to cover her tracks and gets all the praise for her strength at staying sober. Alcohol was never the problem.
ElbiePickle
Member
This is the most exciting development since Molly's article dropped, and it's come at the perfect time after potatogate - so many more people are catching on to the grift since the roastie ridiculing, mostly through being directed towards Molly's article and the mentioning of the trusty catalogue of receipts the Dear Fraus have collated here. It's beautiful they've managed to get the episode released now at the point where more people than ever are interested in her and the endless lies.
Also, just to add, superb work with that list of her spending... it is SO FUCKING SHOCKING seeing it all laid out like that. It's sickening, she absolutely disgusts me. Thank you fraus for being a shining light amidst her endless horror.
Valiofthedolls
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PS It’s advertised at the very top of their Twitter too. 13.2k followers. I’m sure it will get a LOT more traction as word gets out today.
Then this. Because they can laugh at themselves
Then this. Because they can laugh at themselves
HotesTilaire
VIP Member
Excuse you, squig. We are neither currently using OR cool. We’re not even girls. Pearl clutching is a habit on that “other” website, thank space you. Here we find our mushrooms being grated.
MoistenedGussets
Chatty Member
I've never been a cool girl.
Seeing as I'm a 40+ 6ft tall 15 stone bearded and bald headed bloke...
Where'd I sign up for a frock?
A nice one with "I went to the Shitty Bungalow and all I got was this lousy case of food poisoning" written on it..
Seeing as I'm a 40+ 6ft tall 15 stone bearded and bald headed bloke...
Where'd I sign up for a frock?
A nice one with "I went to the Shitty Bungalow and all I got was this lousy case of food poisoning" written on it..
What’s this, what’s this?!
Can’t believe he copied her again. At a time like this.
Bugger13
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Take a Break? ‘Trolls called my DISABLED mum’s potatoes DIRE’
Flumps
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I’m biased, it’s my favourite podcast, but it is the only one I regularly subscribe to. It is funny, but it is also well researched and they are thoughtful about contentious issues as well as internet bullshit. I don’t always agree them (well I normally agree with Katie because I love her a little bit) but they do proper investigation into things where a lot of journos just write the correct Twitter opinion in article format.
Before today I considered it well worth the money. Now I probs have to sell my house and give them the profits. Poor my family, send paypal-os
Just on the topic of polite requests can I addAnother reminder to please catch up before posting links
If I have to see one more Sunday Woman link I'm going to yeet myself into the sea. Thanks all!
If you don't have time to catch-up please don't post a request for someone to do a summary (it tends to lead to half a dozen replies) - hit most liked at the top and you'll get the jist of what's happed in 30 seconds
*Hi-de-hi ding out*
traumatised sideboard
VIP Member
A few days ago I was explaining more of the absurd Jackiverse to my long-suffering mother, including the ONS reply to the FOI explaining that she'd done fuck all with them. My mum said 'so is she a bit of a fantasist?'. Oh you dear, sweet summer mother. She SHAN'T be allowed to join the canal due to the fact that I've called Jack a cunt multiple times and I've only just been getting away with saying fucking in my early 30s.
jenny2603
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Jesse burst out laughing as soon as he heard the can't lie because she's autistic quote. They came back to it a couple of times and they were both just hooting at it. I'm hoping it's something they revisit, particularly if Essex Police get back in touch with them.