Jack Monroe #404 Stick to washing spaghetti love

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Boyo's not even being sarcastic - the last time she showed us her special roast dinner, she served Aunt Bessie's.
I can't find the picture but when she posted her actual homemade ones, the fuckers looked like underbaked mini tart cases šŸ˜­

Edit: should have known @Marmalade Atkins would have the receipt!
 
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Jack if you're so good at Yorkshire puddings, can you please explain why your toad in the hole looks like this? Thankyou.


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If any of you are wondering what that racket is, it's 5.4 million people screaming and crying for justice.

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I think those ā€œYorkshire puddingsā€ may be my aneurysm.

How the duck could anyone produce them and think ā€œnailed it - they are going straight the duck on insta.ā€
 
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Jack if you're so good at Yorkshire puddings, can you please explain why your toad in the hole looks like this? Thankyou.


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That raw sausage would surely kill you? Or at least give you a visit of buttery snakes?

Holy duck.
 
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Jack if you're so good at Yorkshire puddings, can you please explain why your toad in the hole looks like this? Thankyou.


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This is the worst in living memory
 
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Sorry quoting self but - if she last posted on patreon in November 2020, Caroline was on the neverending furlough still wasn't she? So Jack has used the login since Caroline? Unless I'm missing something, send clarification-os.
indeed. Since April 2020 is how I read this, so she wouldā€™ve done the November 2020 rewards herself, presumably..?

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I think those ā€œYorkshire puddingsā€ may be my aneurysm.

How the duck could anyone produce them and think ā€œnailed it - they are going straight the duck on insta.ā€
With the caption "have to say, I do make a cracking yorkie" lmaoooo.
 
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Jack if you're so good at Yorkshire puddings, can you please explain why your toad in the hole looks like this? Thankyou.


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Rank. Prison food at best.
 
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And i do the same, not just to be frugal but because itā€™s a) better for the environment b) actually helps a charity and c) you get lovely, sometimes vintage, items which no one else will have
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I must admit I have always been confused that I never heard Jack mention charity shops
Thatā€™s because she shops stateside, in the thrift stores
 
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Nah, sometimes we do drag her cooking here and it's not actually that bad, but her Yorkies and anything Yorkie-adjacent are nothing short of hate crimes
 
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I want to take those potatoes to the Dr and give them a B12 test because they look anaemic af.
 
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Jack if you're so good at Yorkshire puddings, can you please explain why your toad in the hole looks like this? Thankyou.


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Oh my christ it looks like a severed finger
 
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Those potatoes look sad compared to my mumā€™s! I was expecting a chaos in response to SC!
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