Jack Monroe #404 Stick to washing spaghetti love

[Lazarus]

Sorry if it's been chatted about already, but on looking for the Dutch babies to giggle at their shitness, I noticed she's been updating her Tumblr with her 15min one-pan meals (that lasted long didn't it)

Why is she bothering? Tumblr is all but dead, Tik Tok is where the scene is at. Why waste her time?

Spoiler: Linky Link

the queer one that writes that cheap recipe blog

cook. author. activist. parent. journalist. new round here.

mxjackmonroe.tumblr.com

Why not…

put them on Patreon??

 

[here we go again]

Cleansing the timeline by boring everyone into submission mithering about beige roast components. A Jack classic! We're going to hear about mash or bread sauce next. She's such a microwaved plum.

I dunno, nothing gets through to her like microwave rays did those poor plums. And when you're denser than a plum, you know tit is getting real.

 

[Captainmouse]

Sophie Corcoran is a monstrous human being but she has reach!

Why do I have no clue who these people are?

 

[hereforthereceipts]

Couple of things from that video in the last thread where a doctor cooks something creole while Jack watches:
yYoure right. She doesn’t have an original thought in her head. Every phrase he uses, she repeats back to him a sentence or two later; amazing, banging, holy trinity. If this mirroring is unconscious, there’s no way she’s autistic. If not, it’s a cunning trick to get people to like her.

Don’t mean to pick nits, but autistic people can absolutely mirror — autistic adults usually have a mask to fit in and stop people calling us weird. It doesn’t develop consciously.

The idea that autistics couldn’t possibly mirror behaviour is based on outdated stereotypes. I’m autistic and I believe Jack is a cruel grifter with no remorse and is likely autistic. She seems autistic all over to me. She believes all the self-serving (and excusing) myths, tho.

“One common fawning tactic among Autistics is mirroring: lightly mimicking the actions and emotions of another person, trying to meet the energy they are giving off so that they view us as normal and similar to themselves.”
— Dr. Devon Price in Unmasking Autism

Autistic Mirroring, Masking, & “Unstable Personality”

Yet another ‘ah-ha’ moment for me

medium.com

 

[HotesTilaire]

Boyo's not even being sarcastic - the last time she showed us her special roast dinner, she served Aunt Bessie's.

Although she made those tragic “Dutch babies” for Mel Donte which were spilt at the sides

 

[FrankReagan]

Even her lawyer produces better recipes.

MarkMate, hope you charge her for this. And it took her all day to reply with just emojis. Sue her! We’ll back you x

 

[Lazarus]

Right, I have to ask:

WTF are Dutch babies?

 

[Hollaaa]

Right, I have to ask:

WTF are Dutch babies?

Yorkshire pudding-adjacent desserts. Nigella does them better than Jack.

 

[5Alive]

Sophie Corcoran is a monstrous human being but she has reach!

She is in no way shape or form a human being. Retraction required toot sweet. Thank(space)you.

 

[Captainmouse]

I heart the ‘other replies’! Jack has already spent the Google fee then!
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The earrings, don’t forget the earrings

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

(Old Instagram post)

Lol

 

[Malkiavelli]

Never at any other time, eh? Sure Jack.

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Hot off the press: Literal food expert can’t make Yorkshire Puddings.. tries to claim, weirdly, that it’s only on certain occasions that she can’t pull them off.

 

[WhyYouCry?]

She is in no way shape or form a human being. Retraction required toot sweet. Thank(space)you.

Apologies. Sophie Corcoran is a monster, but she has reach!

 

[Orphan_Black]

(Old Instagram post)
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Lol

Aunt Bessie's all day long over those obscene bastards.

 

[FrankReagan]

(Old Instagram post)
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Lol

What in the everloving duck are they?!?! They are NOT yorkies!! They look like raw pasty cases FFS.

 

[houseofhoop]

Sorry if it's been chatted about already, but on looking for the Dutch babies to giggle at their shitness, I noticed she's been updating her Tumblr with her 15min one-pan meals (that lasted long didn't it)

Why is she bothering? Tumblr is all but dead, Tik Tok is where the scene is at. Why waste her time?

Spoiler: Linky Link

the queer one that writes that cheap recipe blog

cook. author. activist. parent. journalist. new round here.

mxjackmonroe.tumblr.com

Oh my!! When was this upside down fish pie written??!
who watched JOs one pan meals last Monday?!

 

[Amanda Lin]

(Old Instagram post)
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Lol

Those are like fat vol-au-vents Sheila

 

[houseofhoop]

What in the everloving duck are they?!?! They are NOT yorkies!! They look like raw pasty cases FFS.

They look like those pastry cases you can buy ready made

 

[Captainmouse]

There is precisely no need for fried vaginas on a Sunday afternoon thank(space)you.

There is a new 'tune' which samples kid creole, so now we will all suffer the earworm of ‘mackie, that’s not my fanny'

 

[Orphan_Black]

Oh my!! When was this upside down fish pie written??!
who watched JOs one pan meals last Monday?!

These were from August.

It was like she had the Radio Times, saw what THAT man was cooking and tried to get in there first. She promised one recipe a day, nope, then she had a weird day of lots of recipes, and I can't remember much more. Another failed promised. (Like how she started this year saying she'd post 3 recipes a week, nope again.)