RELEASE THE LAWYER.
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RELEASE THE LAWYER.
Not until Tuesday.
Rosh Hashanah this weekend. Are you literally trying to ruin her solicitors new year?
She can't squig, cos there's no lie in what this Sophie person is saying (I have no idea who she is, but at this point, Jack just needs cancelling by whoever)
Any minute now...
Jack: MY LAWYER IS JEWISH.
Jack: MY LAWYER IS JEWISH.
Oops, I didn't realise! I wonder if Sophie did and it's all part of the plan.
ETA wrong gif but nevermind
Jack Monroe definitely does not know her onions
Unless squig is 4ft6, your grifty girl is not 5ft1.7. Towering colossus of a smol pixie.
This has made me think of when all the mice in American Tale release the secret weapon
With all the people who need suing, she’s gonna need a bigger lawyer.
She is also from Essex, not a seaside place but on the Thames estuary, the more industrialised Grays near Tilbury. Proclaims herself working class. Could be interesting...
If you put a plum in the microwave the microwave will heat the water particles in the plum and stew it til it blows up.
NB this post was supposed to have an ealier post quote but am useless. Sorry.
NB this post was supposed to have an ealier post quote but am useless. Sorry.
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There is precisely no need for fried vaginas on a Sunday afternoon thank(space)you.
Can someone cleverer than me upload the entirety of that squig's thread because it is shocking to read!
Ugh Sophie is an absolute right-wing attention-seeking melt though so I’d actually prefer it if she didn’t call Jack out cause it makes it easier for her to say it’s all just horrible Tories who are against her.
It's Js unruly labia
Jack spotted in the wild:
She was probably there searching for new designer gear in puddles.
Squig marking herself as Safe there. Narrow escape squig!
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