"You sound like you're after my job!" She says at the end... forgetting she is a guest on his show!!If you haven’t watched the video clip that @kachoochoo linked to on the last thread, you really should.
After she says the line about how people contact her daily telling her she’s saved them £100 a week, she says ‘and what people don’t realise is that’s equivalent to a £5000 pay rise.‘ No it isn't you mathematically illiterate buffoon (I mean I am mathematically challenged but even I know that’s a pile of cack).
And then she just continues to make everything ALLL ABOUT HER all the way through. And she wonders why she doesn’t get invited back.
Erm she did a snarky luke warm take tweet about the mini budget. That's at least 45 seconds work.Thank you Jack for all you do.
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Congratulations on your nomination for activism!
I'm getting a t-shirt made for the court case.I'm getting a full back tattoo of it.
She can't afford apostrophes, palIf it wasn't for the missing apostrophe in "Kwanteng's" I would have said that Tweet was too rational to have been written by Jack herself.
Good job the font doesn't have any, then.She can't afford apostrophes, pal
Wheezing over "minor celebrity". Reminds me of Kylie Minogue's lawyer describing Kylie Jenner as a "secondary reality television personality” in their trademark dispute. Savage.There's going to be one of 2 outcomes here:
- another FOI reveal proving yet again, Jack Monroe has LIED
- a reveal that public money is being wasted on Z listers' fragile egos, which is not a good look for a so called poverty campaigner to be a part of when she should be pushing for that money to be spent on looking after people.
Lads, calm down...I've only got 2 seats in my smol car, so one of yous is gonna have to chill and wait your turn in the Lidl middleI wouldn’t mind a ride in his big car.
Thank you for all that you poo xxAnd here was me expecting some detail or nuance from this experienced political commentator. She should definitely run the country
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She'll drone on endlessly with long threads about nothingness, but when there's lots of derail to chew over she says nothing but one single tweet to say it's shit. And she's supposed to be great at offering an alternative?
I didnt even know about this. This site makes me realise I dont know anything.Wheezing over "minor celebrity". Reminds me of Kylie Minogue's lawyer describing Kylie Jenner as a "secondary reality television personality” in their trademark dispute. Savage.
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She's probably extra keen to get this award so she has something recent to use for image marketing, now Grifty Kitchen is due out. She's not been awarded anything of much note for a long time, so I'm sure she'd like to be able to boast "Pink News' Campainger of the Year 2022". It's not much of a boast granted, but beggars can't be choosers.
She’ll always remind me of Sid the sloth in this video, although you’d get more sense from SidIf you haven’t watched the video clip that @kachoochoo linked to on the last thread, you really should.
After she says the line about how people contact her daily telling her she’s saved them £100 a week, she says ‘and what people don’t realise is that’s equivalent to a £5000 pay rise.‘ No it isn't you mathematically illiterate buffoon (I mean I am mathematically challenged but even I know that’s a pile of cack).
And then she just continues to make everything ALLL ABOUT HER all the way through. And she wonders why she doesn’t get invited back.
Got as far as tinned tomatoes being the only socially acceptable tinned food.If you haven’t watched the video clip that @kachoochoo linked to on the last thread, you really should.
After she says the line about how people contact her daily telling her she’s saved them £100 a week, she says ‘and what people don’t realise is that’s equivalent to a £5000 pay rise.‘ No it isn't you mathematically illiterate buffoon (I mean I am mathematically challenged but even I know that’s a pile of cack).
And then she just continues to make everything ALLL ABOUT HER all the way through. And she wonders why she doesn’t get invited back.
I have not yet found a recipe that wont be improved by the addition of an ounce of butter somewhere in the proceedings. Melt it if you must. I will be dead by 55 of a heart attack obvsI feel very sorry for the poor sods who get crap Xmas gifts and have to complain to Trading Standards in January, because that particular office will already be swamped with complaints from people who saw the word ‘delicious‘ on the front of Jack’s new book and have, quite rightly, taken umbrage.
There are adjectives to describe Jack’s recipes, ‘delicious‘ is not one of them.
Tattle could provide her publishers with a list of truthful adjectives… like Primary schools provide to children when they write stories….
Dreary
Dreadful
Tasteless
Terrible
Tragic
I once tried her recipe for chocolate chip biscuits, she suggested it doesn’t matter what sugar is used in almost all other recipes. The scientific world was rocked to its core when she stated melted butter would mess up the recipe ‘coz science’. Stephen Hasking must have died happy knowing Jack was in command of the entire subject.
The biscuits were not pleasant.
So there isn't an Essex Celebrity Squad?
I might go for a wall muralI'm getting a t-shirt made for the court case.
I keep thinking about her tantrum about JO and the whole "he's moving into my NICHE!" wanting to rip cans open with her bare hands thing....it really does make you think.Verrrrrrry behind thanks to whoever pointed me to RSM (sorry for liking and loling along to year old threads all night) BUT…
Saw this and thought of fraus…
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