Jack Monroe #403 It’s hard to believe anything Jack Monroe says anymore

[Yel]

And here was me expecting some detail or nuance from this experienced political commentator. She should definitely run the country

She'll drone on endlessly with long threads about nothingness, but when there's lots of detail to chew over she says nothing but one single tweet to say it's tit. And she's supposed to be great at offering an alternative?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

And here was me expecting some detail or nuance from this experienced political commentator. She should definitely run the country

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She'll drone on endlessly with long threadat about nothingness, but when there's lots of derail to chew over she says nothing but one single tweet to say it's tit.

That rising tide includes Nigella, her friend.

 

[FrankReagan]

And here was me expecting some detail or nuance from this experienced political commentator. She should definitely run the country

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She'll drone on endlessly with long threadat about nothingness, but when there's lots of derail to chew over she says nothing but one single tweet to say it's tit.

The reality is, she’s delighted about the stamp duty cut. Assuming she’s heard of Stamp Duty. She possibly thinks it’s the surcharge Southend Post Office charges for dealing with her. Another excuse for the postcard delays. twit.

yes I’m in a bad mood. Send puppyos.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

So insightful and helpful. Such an icon. Where would we be without Jack Monroe?

 

[sleepingsatellite]

Don’t come for the tech bros, Jack.

 

[jenny2603]

And here was me expecting some detail or nuance from this experienced political commentator. She should definitely run the country

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She'll drone on endlessly with long threads about nothingness, but when there's lots of derail to chew over she says nothing but one single tweet to say it's tit. And she's supposed to be great at offering an alternative?

Wow! Thanks for all that you do Jack. Can we just make her PM, already.

 

[Dogrose]

You could make a brilliant Comic Relief episode of Masterchef where A list cooks/reviewers like Jay and Grace Dent and Mom do a menu taste (like on normal Masterchef) without knowing who has cooked which menu. They’ve been told it’s just normal Masterchef The Professionals (so they’re not tempted to be too nice).

The contenders are actually all other sleb chefs of varying degrees of fame and skill. It would be very funny to hear them praise the ones who can actually cook and slate the awful ones and then reveal who it is.

I’d say DON’T STEAL MY IDEA or I’ll PayPal you an invoice, pal. But actually I’d love someone to do this.

 

[houseofhoop]

And here was me expecting some detail or nuance from this experienced political commentator. She should definitely run the country

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She'll drone on endlessly with long threads about nothingness, but when there's lots of derail to chew over she says nothing but one single tweet to say it's tit. And she's supposed to be great at offering an alternative?

Great campaigning

 

[Veronicaaa]

Jack after writing this -

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I think there's a major typo, Poverty Activist should say Poverty Actor.
Easy mistake to make, bet it was autocorrect.

Let's face it, a poverty activist would be pouring over today's announcements and highlighting how worse off the poorest are going to be.

Martin Lewis will be..

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Jack after writing this -

She's a modern day Confucius. Send her all my money.

 

[Veronicaaa]

She's a modern day Confucius. Send her all my money.

Indeed!

 

[flightofthealligator]

For a previous post about the ‘don’t owe you tit pal’ tweet, it’s still there:

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Interesting to note that if you’re for her or against her, she can call you pal:

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Does that mean we can add Pal to the list of words Jack doesn’t know true meaning of?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Indeed!

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What is wrong with the squigs? What do they see? Whose been rinsing their hoops?

Jack doesn't even pay taxes (allegedly), mini budget, full budget, Jack's ok either way.

 

[Emmapism]

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Jack after writing this -

How does she fit all of this profundity into her 100 hour weeks? Us mere mortals could NEVER

 

[LadyGarden]

Are you okay, Squig? Shall I send helpios?

I'm genuinely not sure if this is a pisstake but if not then watch out pal cos Jack won't like being called a "lady". She has an NB identity to uphold. Do you want her LGBTQI+ credibility DEAD?

 

[jenny2603]

I think there's a major typo, Poverty Activist should say Poverty Actor.
Easy mistake to make, bet it was autocorrect.

Let's face it, a poverty activist would be pouring over today's announcements and highlighting how worse off the poorest are going to be.

Martin Lewis will be..

Come now, she retweeted a thread by Gordon Brown and did a tweet of her own. She'll be exhausted- do you want her to LITERALLY STOP BREATHING?

 

[Orphan_Black]

Come now, she retweeted a thread by Gordon Brown and did a tweet of her own. She'll be exhausted- do you want her to LITERALLY STOP BREATHING?

She's TOO POOR to get a tax break, the government are personally attacking HER.

 

[KebabGirl]

Consider me shocked. The left wing Jack doesn't like the Tory budget? Groundbreaking stuff.

I see as Geetbo predicted she's avoided mentioning tax. No pithy comment on the 45% rate going?

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Does that mean we can add Pal to the list of words Jack doesn’t know true meaning of?

It's definitely on the list of words she doesn't use outside of typing on the internet. Imagine her squawking 'pal', 'aye' or 'wee' like a patronising Anne Widdicombe with a stomach cramp.