Jack Monroe #401 Is there a ‘blocked by DIVA magazine’ club?

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Mad that the trolls signed her up to Britain First, really pulls on your socialist heartstrings don’t it.
They signed her up to the Royal Family website too. She’s made it clear she’d love to throw a pie at Charles ffs. She’s a Marxist Leninist through and through
 
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Imagine what she could achieve if she put the energy this bullshit takes into literally anything useful.

You can even see where she’s taken seeds of this RELENTLESS ABUSE from Twitter or here and just spun it into a narc web so she can moon about the place being a martyr.

“Do you squigs see what I endure in order to make your lives better?”
 
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At this rate, if Jack were to ever suggest Tattle was the space she was seeing all this, it’s likely the Libel case would have to be reversed… then we’d all have to get special court hats but as the complainants instead…
Jack-we’re talking about you, not to you. ✋🖕
 
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I wish she’d explain why the police are so quick to respond to her alleged email and web issues. As has been said before, the resources and/or will just isn’t there to help actual victims of crime, particularly wrt stalking and similar.

Last year I was in a hit & run accident. My car was very badly damaged and the perpetrators screamed at me and that plus the location of it & the awful shock made me very fearful. And that takes a lot with me. 999 just told me to report it online. I had the number plate & car details but it was stolen or cloned. I knew where the perpetrators had been before they hit me (🔺 local knowledge of a nest of villains 🔺) The police rang me the following week (!) and their main message was ‘you’ll get over it’. Yep, those words were said. They did not look at the several sets of CCTV nor speak to the people who knew who the criminals were. They did not want to know at all. It took me a long time to get over and it was horrible. So I should have told them they tried to sign my email up to fascists.com? duck right off, Jack.
🔺 It's been 5 years since I reported two SAs caught on CCTV to the police. Never even got a phone call back & they closed the case without collecting the evidence. Should the plod turn up on my doorstep about this I will certainly have questions to ask.

Funnily enough I was chatting to Victim Support while she was doing this. bleeping do one Jack.
 
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Oh bloody hell I was just about to go to bed. I see she’s already lashing out at people who she perceives to be wilfully misunderstanding the ~literal dogma~ she shovels out to be unconditionally swallowed. No askey questions, cough up cashos and sympathyos eh?
 
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Someone actually hacked my PayPal account a year ago and I lost some money. PayPal couldn't give a tit when I reported, the police barely gave a tit. The only people who cared were fraud department from bank who put a stop on cards and any payments coming through PayPal. They certainly didn't send a crack team of investigators. No one cares. Fraud happens all the time. They just leave the banks to deal. You might need ro report to get a crime number in order to claim money back, but that's probably some poor newly qualified pc having to take the details down and type into a computer.
Precisely, it's all lies and she's making herself look ridiculous. Can't believe she was quiet all that time and this was the best she could come up with, what a tool 😂
 
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Omg give over hun, so glad ppl are calling this out for the absolute ridiculousness this is! I’ve had a disaster of a year with 5 or 6 separate attempts and a few bad transactions happening between 2 diff banks, and all of them were either trying to set up my card with Google pay or buying services online (not dirty ones, ironically a patreon competitor was one of them) with it. Considering all 2/MFA comms from your bank come with the messaging below it’s not likely you could even be coerced or duped into allowing a third party into your actual bank account, let alone them getting in entirely alone…?

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But she's only got about £14, who'd want into her bank accounts? Unless one of the Patreon squigs has finally snapped and turened to crime to get their refund.

Hooting at Jack giving a statement to the police.

PC Showbiz of Essex Celebrity Squad: So Jack, why are these people targeting you?
Jack: Well, I've not supplied Patreon perks for TWO YEARS but kept taking the money and have spent it all. Now people are angry and want refunds. I won't say what I did with the Teemill money because I am smol maverick and people are angry, also I told everyone I needed money to sue some haunted hams then shat my pants from taking legal action but kept the money.
PC Showbiz of Essex Celebrity Squad: Jack Monroe, I am arresting you on suspicion of fraud. You do not have to say anything. But, it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court.
Jack: But but when are you going to arrest my enemies...
 
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This could be any bot who has seen the controversy on Twitter and wanted to check it out! These things also happen all the time!
I don’t believe the stuff about SB’s school unless these are conversations in some dark corner of the internet.
She’s laying it on like tar!
 
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THIS IS MY ANEURYSM!

TL;DR
I was very aware of Jack from her inception as Tin Can Cook. At the time I lived & worked in a working class town outside of Manchester. I owned a nursery & also did emergency foster care; all the while with a background in catering so trying to make a small budget go a long way to make healthy ingredients for the little ‘uns.

Initially I thought Jack was the bees knees and having just come out of a recession, she was a breath of fresh air. Then I tried some of her very early recipes and let’s be honest, we all know it’s easier and cheaper to muster up something filling & nutritional from your own brain than chuck a load of slop in a slow cooker, leave the leccy on needlessly for hours and have nothing short of a dogs dinner to feed the poor kids. (Disclaimer: my dog does not eat slop, he’s a pain in the arse who won’t eat a crust unless there’s butter on it 🙄)

Long story short; I’m a much better cook and budgeter than that shark eyed, wannabe zeleb grifter. I’ve a fairly modest insta following (nowt to do with HER, m’lud) post bariatric surgery and the thing that makes my heart sing is that people find my little tips helpful or make something I’ve made and say ‘yeah it’s tasty, thx for the recipe’. I make no money, nor am I arsed to (bit like JM, too much of a procrastinator!) but there’s way to much “I sent a tweet that made you smile~ send me a Kofi” or “I chucked some food in a pan that resembles a stir fry but obvs #protein #gains #goals #followmypatreonforinsisdertips” instead of when everyone just shared recipes, money saving advice, new parent advice…

I BLAME HINCH tbh 😏
Quoting myself like a ninnie but can I just say; I looked left & right, up & down for oncoming traffic for the last 36 hrs and finally posted my thoughts. And then she reappears like a feckin’ eejit that she is throwing out replies like Gay Byrne on the Late Late Show “ONE FOR EVERYBODY IN THE AUDIENCE!” (RIP Gay and apols to all non 🇮🇪 Fraus!)
 
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🔺 It's been 5 years since I reported two SAs caught on CCTV to the police. Never even got a phone call back & they closed the case without collecting the evidence. Should the plod turn up on my doorstep about this I will certainly have questions to ask.

Funnily enough I was chatting to Victim Support while she was doing this. bleeping do one Jack.
Oh my love. I’m so sorry x
 
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Off the back of my lolling about the CPS, if Jacksie thinks there's a criminal case at the end of this, I'm pretty sure the barristers will be telling her to duck off.
They're on strike! (Or they were)...
 
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