It was 2020
It was 2020JM keeps her dumbbells in the bathroom? Is this part of the pre-move downsizing experiment?
It happened two years agoJM keeps her dumbbells in the bathroom? Is this part of the pre-move downsizing experiment?
Knocked myself out trying to limbo dance under a car park barrierI can't talk if that's the case, fell over while pissed once and put my elbow out
She is a huge silly and not a loveable one.I think she could still pull the Patreon back by throwing herself on the mercy of her Patrons - some of them will still love her.
Huge apology, tale of woe, admission that she can't possibly make good on the rewards, and make a new offer to make up for it - such as I dunno, doing some "evening with Jack Monroe" group zooms or something where she does cookalongs, karaoke, political chats, readings, even watchalongs of Bake Off or something. Some would accept it over refunds, and she could offer to pay back the pissed off ones slowly if she genuinely hasn't got the cash. And do digital rewards thereafter for those that stay with her.
She is a big silly.
Fingers is taunting Jack!I saw this headline on the Grauniad the other day and had a wry chuckle:
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Fell in a rose bush onceI can't talk if that's the case, fell over while pissed once and put my elbow out
Sparkle? Sparkle? Jack can be accused of many things, but having sparkle is not one of them. Would love her to return with a pitch perfect Celine Dion rendition though.Hands up who's missing Jack's sparkle, the songs, the nice pics and defiance?
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Oh. I'd rather she kept away. Clever frauen can investigate without distraction and we can all BREATHE . Grunkers can catch up and new folks can introduce themselves.she's just liked a new tweet. Is it the beginning of a triumphant return?
Knocked a tooth out falling over pissed. Not my finest evening. Maybe I should have used eyeliner to black out several others, just to elevenrife it.I can't talk if that's the case, fell over while pissed once and put my elbow out
Feels like yesterday. I don't know if that's good or bad.It happened two years ago
Her agentI think the best option open to these people is to go through her agent. She just ignores them on Twitter unless they're an obvious fraud. If enough people contact her agent she'll shit herself and might actually sort out refunds.
To people who write to her. I'm sure if she gets enough squigs in her inbox she'll have something to say to Jack.Her agent
https://giphy.com/sxXAPBtcd6Je8 never responds
Ooh that bruise has a beautiful sparkle! I got bopped in the eye once - my bruise was black and green and yellow. Well jell of that smoky eye!
Thank god for @Marmalade Atkins the queen of receiptsBlack eye explanations.
Tripped over foot. Hit tap and sink.
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Tripped over dumbbell. Hit toilet.
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Beautiful omelette from my long-ago neighbour though = garlic, onion and fresh green chillies, garam masala, s&p and eggs if you remembered to buy themSikh cooks know better than to smother eggy bread in chilies, pickled radish, boiled-to-death spinach, and whatever else was on that mess that JM served to her publishing "team".....
I once did a bathroom chaos, I tripped on the bath mat and fell towards the sink. What I did was put my hands out to break my fall, thus preventing any real or imaginary facial injury. Makes you think.Black eye explanations.
Tripped over foot. Hit tap and sink.
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Tripped over dumbbell. Hit toilet.
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