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She went on a Twitter rant about David Walliams saying he didn't write his own books, takes coke, is racist and transphobic. And she wants to throw tea at him - JOKE!
Says she was joking about the coke bit.
She also has taken to wearing an amber child's teething necklace for her ouchy mouth
Picture the scene: DW has taken JM to court over her libellous tweets. The judge is aghast that, yet again, JM has deleted countless tweets. The prosecution decides to call up its next round of witnesses.
"Will the cabal of sad hausfraus please come to the witness stand? We hear you have hundreds, nay, thousands of screenshots."
Picture the scene: DW has taken JM to court over her libellous tweets. The judge is aghast that, yet again, JM has deleted countless tweets. The prosecution decides to call up its next round of witnesses.
"Will the cabal of sad hausfraus please come to the witness stand? We hear you have hundreds, nay, thousands of screenshots."
Picture the scene: DW has taken JM to court over her libellous tweets. The judge is aghast that, yet again, JM has deleted countless tweets. The prosecution decides to call up its next round of witnesses.
"Will the cabal of sad hausfraus please come to the witness stand? We hear you have hundreds, nay, thousands of screenshots."
Cannot wait to connect my phone to the courtroom projector and dramatically press play on the screenscroll of the Henry GIF (including original muffled Friends audio in the background ) as a stern-faced barrister explains to the judge that it implies that Henry is getting off his tits on blow, and Henry here is a proxy for his client, Mr Walliams.
I just saw the Walliams fuss on Twitter. I should make it clear, I do actually hate David Walliams’ children’s books, the ones we’ve read have been really boring. However what cracked me up was seeing a tweet from her saying “if you don’t like my tweets.. don’t read them!”
Seems like she’s been getting lessons from here since she dropped in.
How am I meant to go to sleep just now? What will I wake up to? That thread went by like crazy.
Why the hell does she have teething beads? I thought her issue was chewing? You can buy perfectly nice sensory bracelets and necklaces if you're a chewer (the kid is, and I have bought them before). Some are more grown up and discreet looking, others are more funky and colourful.
House fraus, I have had a change of court outfit. I originally planned to be a jar of mayo, but with hindsight I think an ouchy mouth would be more representative.
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