Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

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Re CCJ speculation. We don't know for sure she's had another one. She may well have had a letter warning her (WARNED!) about one being raised against her (freelance incomes being erratic yada yada). She would have had the opportunity to pay if off in full at that point (erratic freelance incomes being quite handy at times) and, if able to do so, this would not affect her getting a mortgage.

Don't want Fraus worrying too much about this happening to them - CCJs are not always the end of the world or the end of your chances of getting a mortgage.

Public service announcement over. As you were.
 
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I am quite sure AM wasn't aware ahead of the offer but that donation is on a credit card. So likely someone who is not able to afford £20 out of their disposable income. Same but different.
I'm not having a go at AM. just shows the mentality of twitterites. CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME GUYS. Look after yourself and your family before you get in debt for a stranger on the Internet

it's the blogger who got a refund from amazon for the jack books she bought. im sure she's fine for the money
 
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That weird account Jenny Numbers mentioned earlier immediately stopped tweeting when someone called it a sock. What a shock.
 
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I’m addicted to the Twitter followers page now! So good to see it softly, gently creeping downwards.

I’m about to get on a 5 hour flight (🔺) so will be looking forward to checking it on the other side!
 
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That weird account Jenny Numbers mentioned earlier immediately stopped tweeting when someone called it a sock. What a shock.
This happens pretty much every time we spot one on here. We all know Jack has spent the entire day on Twitter, just not on her @bootstapcook account. Tragic and thoroughly depressing.
 
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Jameela?
The woman from Good Place?

Have her and Jack had a clash?
Jameela has long been a participant in the Twitter’s circular firing squad and is shocked, SHOCKED that it’s turned on her. As it does to everyone, eventually.
 
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Please can thread 400 start today. I start a new job tomorrow 🔺 and won’t be able to look at my phone.

Also, my fave thing on this thread has been all the detective pics, mods then warning you to stop, mods are ignored and more detective pics appear, until mods appear and get all official WARNED!

Cracked me up 🤣
Me and Steve wish you luck for your new job x

and yes @MrsPeel Steve does have form for dodgy relationships which is why I, selflessly, will keep him in hand.

I’ve not yet processed the heinous news (to me). That She served up a roast dinner without any roast spuds! That’s a hate crime and I’m too upset to find out more than that.

I shall have a 🔺 decaf tea to calm myself.
 
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I hate the term forever home, it’s tempting fate. tit happens and unless you own it outright I know personally we are only a couple of paydays and a lost job away from unforever. Hate it.
 
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Quite impressive how this FM managed to make the jubilee pudding Jack couldn't be arsed ever posting the recipe for.

I swear to God, some of these people must be somehow posting to Twitter from a parallel universe in which Jack does all the things she promises to, is unfailingly pleasant to other people and doesn't engage in endless attention-seeking drama. It's the only way I can make sense of her defence squad at this point.
 
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Jameela has long been a participant in the Twitter’s circular firing squad and is shocked, SHOCKED that it’s turned on her. As it does to everyone, eventually.
I would love Jack and Jameela to have a bust up on Twitter. A fight you'd want both sides to lose but it would be absolutely hilarious.
 
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In the pic posted earlier I counted 68 envelopes - so if the lowest tier is digital only then at the time there was 68 people paying at least €8.50 a month. Sickening.

Edit: just to clarify, I mean 68 of the thin brown envelopes. There were a few larger packages that presumably were higher reward tiers.
Thank you for ur counting tender heart ❤ November 2020 she opened therefore would be paid for 250 subscribers, so that’d be at least 27% of her subscriber base were on the £7 tier. I think there were like 5 (2%) of the chunkier frames. Assuming the rest of her subscribers were on the minimum £3.50 and this wasn’t just one bag of many then this gives her an avg blended sub of £5.26

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And that she’d have taken home £1,315 that month gross of fees, £1,157 net.

If we assume a blended avg of £5.26 continued then she’d have been paid £4,066 gross / £3,578 net on the 773 we said she opened with in September. That 773 fig needs reviewing but for simplicity’s sake. This feels pretty fair imo?
 
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I’ve not yet processed the heinous news (to me). That She served up a roast dinner without any roast spuds! That’s a hate crime and I’m too upset to find out more than that.

I shall have a 🔺 decaf tea to calm myself.
I try not to think about it too much. It’s so upsetting.
 
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