Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

[Mr Krabs]

I am quite sure AM wasn't aware ahead of the offer but that donation is on a credit card. So likely someone who is not able to afford £20 out of their disposable income. Same but different.
I'm not having a go at AM. just shows the mentality of twitterites. CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME GUYS. Look after yourself and your family before you get in debt for a stranger on the Internet

Might just be someone who prefers to use their CC online for security. If you’re good with money, then using a credit card for day to day stuff makes sense, so long as you pay it in full at the end of the month. This also builds up your credit rating and means you can get rewards and perks.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

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On her old account there are no flags, but Name ADHD RA ASD kind of like Name PhD FRCOGS RADA

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Might just be someone who prefers to use their CC online for security. If you’re good with money, then using a credit card for day to day stuff makes sense, so long as you pay it in full at the end of the month. This also builds up your credit rating and means you can get rewards and perks.

And it protects against fraud...
Should you inadvertently pay for something and it never comes...

Makes you think.

 

[That Forensic Man]

I'm guessing it's forbidden to post a copy of the floorplan of the crappy bungalow, but it has one massive bedroom and two further double bedrooms.

It also has a kitchen, dining room, living room, huge hallway that could be used as an office and a "lobby" room off the kitchen which would make a good utility/pantry/office.

It's 158sq m which is very large.

Good grief, I had no idea it was that bleeping big
The average 3 bed new build is alleged to be 88 sq m
A very large 3 bed would be say 130 sq m (the size of an average 4 bed) so 158 for a 3 bed is gigantic

 

[Nottonightbabe]

I'm guessing it's forbidden to post a copy of the floorplan of the crappy bungalow, but it has one massive bedroom and two further double bedrooms.

It also has a kitchen, dining room, living room, huge hallway that could be used as an office and a "lobby" room off the kitchen which would make a good utility/pantry/office.

It's 158sq m which is very large.

Just to add to this, though it's a 3 bed the listing for it states that it could easily be used as a 4 bed, if required. Plenty of excess space she has there!

 

[ContentCrunch]

Oh the humanity!

And btw any fraus inspired to make soap the rule is this: use absolutely NO IMPLEMENT for food prep which you have had anywhere near your soaping stuff (y’know like unbelievably caustic lye)
Not that any of you are demented enough to take anything she says at face value but still. It’s such a huge no-no it’s made me vibrate and levitate slightly.

I’m demented the dishwasher (ooh privilege!) sorted out the cheesegrater and I’m still enjoying my boiled soap thank(space)you haha!

 

[Mrs Peel]

Sort of off topic, but I don't think Steve Arnott should be invited to join the Celeb Squad. Given his form he'd be the new Burger Bill within no time, and that could be problematic.

 

[hooplifehero]

Maybe I’m a pedant but “forever home“ meaning “you’ll stay there until the kids grow up” really grates my spam

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Good grief, I had no idea it was that bleeping big
The average 3 bed new build is alleged to be 88 sq m
A very large 3 bed would be say 130 sq m (the size of an average 4 bed) so 158 for a 3 bed is gigantic

I just had to google the listing for my house. 3 bed ex council, 80 sq m, often feel like it's way too big for me.

No wonder she's broke if she's managed to cram the bungalow full.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Just to add to this, though it's a 3 bed the listing for it states that it could easily be used as a 4 bed, if required. Plenty of excess space she has there!

So she has no excuse for the whole SB having to move into her bedroom thing...

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I highly doubt the squig in question has money problems based on their Twitter feed. I use a credit card regularly and settle it in full every month and it's been years since I've had any issue at all with money.

Fair comment. I'd only donate through or use PayPal for online but see what you're saying.

 

[Ratfacedundee]

just to carry over from the last thread, i for one eagerly await the superbootstraptancookskiii crossover that's in the offing . it's a veritable implosion of grift

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although tbf, tan does actually upload to tiktok every day and jack...

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Look let's all support Jack in her tiredness and give her new recipe a bash. It's her poverty pate, which will be in her new book no doubt, so the recipe is blend some cheap corner shop butter with some very cheap cat food add wee bit seasoning and voilà. You can spread it thin just like jack does with her rit self loathing

 

[Shinythings]

I am rather enjoying her fall from grace on Twitter. With her and Jameela Jamil crashing and burning too, this is most pleasing.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

I am rather enjoying her fall from grace on Twitter. With her and Jameela Jamil crashing and burning too, this is most pleasing.

Jameela?
The woman from Good Place?

Have her and Jack had a clash?

 

[WhyYouCry?]

I'm guessing it's forbidden to post a copy of the floorplan of the crappy bungalow, but it has one massive bedroom and two further double bedrooms.

It also has a kitchen, dining room, living room, huge hallway that could be used as an office and a "lobby" room off the kitchen which would make a good utility/pantry/office.

It's 158sq m which is very large.

Bloody hell. We live (family of 5) in a decent sized 4 bed. Plenty large enough for us. It’s 144 square meters. She must be rattling around in the ‘crappy’ bungalow.

 

[ForgettyBetty]

I just had to google the listing for my house. 3 bed ex council, 80 sq m, often feel like it's way too big for me.

No wonder she's broke if she's managed to cram the bungalow full.

Yep, mine is an ex-la 4 bed and it's 93m which is Not Small. (It is full of crap though, but that's another story)

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

Jameela?
The woman from Good Place?

Have her and Jack had a clash?

Jameela has her own thread - worth a look. Less fast paced than this one than god! Very performative, and not above lying.

 

[Shinythings]

Jameela?
The woman from Good Place?

Have her and Jack had a clash?

Yeah, she's insufferable too and Twitter is finally turning on her.

Not sure if her and Jack have ever conversed.

 

[hooplifehero]

22k followers so unsquigged if that’s ok

 

[Notaninstamumeither]

Georgia Suppers is my favourite of all the chaos. Because it would have been so easy to say ‘yup, me being a fool’ or even ‘ha! this was on my buy list, clearly didn’t look too hard!’ But no. Double down like never before!