Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

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She’s a complete fantasist. I think she half convinces herself all this bull really happened too.
 
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She’s a complete fantasist. I think she half convinces herself all this bull really happened too.
I think this is quite dangerous. I have a feeling she might actually believe there are people in her garden
 
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Oh the humanity!

And btw any fraus inspired to make soap the rule is this: use absolutely NO IMPLEMENT for food prep which you have had anywhere near your soaping stuff (y’know like unbelievably caustic lye)
Not that any of you are demented enough to take anything she says at face value but still. It’s such a huge no-no it’s made me vibrate and levitate slightly.
I think here she just means boiling grated bar soap in water. There's no way she could be trusted with any KOH recipe (all chemicals, weights and ingredients are interchangeable).
I was more distressed by the apple and rhubarb being gently sloppified for hours!
 
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You mean when you resigned in a strop, changed your mind but they'd already bitten your hand off at the chance to get rid of you?

🔔🔔🔔 I WAS CAST OUT LIKE A VICTORIAN ORPHAN WOE IS ME TINY VICTIM 🔔🔔🔔

Everything that happens to her that's bad is a direct result of her being such a gaping mizzock.
I didn’t realise that if you lost a job in your 20s, you can never get another one ever again and have to scam people on Twitter instead.
 
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Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
Her current tweets are very much Julius from pulp fiction.
 
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I am not a computer frau so I will probably completely balls up this explanation but basically because you've visited the page before, a "snapshot" of the page is saved into your browser cache. It's to make stuff you've visited before load quicker. The data is still stored on your end even though she deleted it. (I think).
Computer Frau here to confirm this is correct.
 
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I have to agree. By continuing to pay more than a couple of months past nov2020 (reasonable catch up allowance for busy-elsewhere creator) it could be considered that the patron accepted "new terms" ie they would receive only the warm fuzzies of helping. For anyone joining this year, it was already clear that no content was being produced, and there would arguably be an implied acceptance of that ie people were making a donation through the patreon platform to support her "work" more generally. She could never pay it back anyway, it's tens of thousands and all spent.
This feels a bit victim blame-y and I’m not sure how much I agree in terms of accepting new T&Cs that directly contradict the tier packages written up and advertised on her Patreon page sorry… Jack is operating a scam on Patreon that relies on the goodwill of others & the fear of her flying monkeys/being abused or sued by her for it not to come crumbling down. She’s been co-signed by MSM and most recently Nigella so these lot are complicit in enabling it, yes ppl can/should do their due dilligence but… is that even possible until you get into the level of receipts hoarding we do here? The £3.50 is the only digital only tier and whilst yes it’s not been updated on Patreon since Nov 2020 it’s not outside the realm of possibility ppl believe these codes will be emailed to them? And how can anyone check for an absence of physical goods before subscribing?

There is so much shame and stigma around being scammed that we/her detractors as a whole should be clear that the shame v much lives with Jack Monroe. It’s a huge ask to expect someone to be savvy enough to see through all this tit from the off when she’s been legitimised by some of the country’s most trusted media outlets.
 
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I think here she just means boiling grated bar soap in water. There's no way she could be trusted with any KOH recipe (all chemicals, weights and ingredients are interchangeable).
I was more distressed by the apple and rhubarb being gently sloppified for hours!
Phew! Although you can’t really boil things in a slow cooker can you? Or should you? And yes-poor super-stewed fruit! 😫
 
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This is my thread 400 title nomination 🤡

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If it has been a decade of harassment and she is worried about the security of her home, then why has there been so many articles and interviews from her home (the most recent only months ago) containing huge amounts of personal information?
If she was that worried, she’d stay strictly ‘on brand’ and avoid unnecessary detail. Just like Martin Lewis etc; we know duck all about his home life because he’s doing a job.
She’s just a star on the wane and can’t handle it.
 
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Elton used to spend a lot of money on 'flowers'. Mainly ❄drops so I hear
Elton’s book is a masterpiece. I don’t think there needs to be any hearsay about his drug addiction - he talks about it openly and at times with humour in his book. He also famously sponsors many people who are addicts in recovery. I don’t like his music much, but I love him!
 
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