Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

[usefullyuseless]

Comes from the German 'nichts', nothing, which makes sense.

I love facts

 

[Brian Butterfield]

No, sorry, I got that wrong, she was referring to Rachel Dolezal.

You rang?

 

[MoistenedGussets]

She’s also been told she’d amount to nothing by a supermarket manager. I did not know shop managers liked to comment on their workers’ career choices. But this is Jack world. Needless to say, she had the last laugh.

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Her fans and followers and chumps in the comments club will read that and clap like seals begging for a fish.

I read it and see just how pathetic and small she really is inside. She is so desperately in need of some kind of attention and validation, it's really really very very sad.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

You rang?
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This is my new sleep paralysis demon.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Time for another crumbly tooth diversion

Been a while since she fell down the stairs in her bungalow too.

 

[mackjonroe]

She’s also been told she’d amount to nothing by a supermarket manager. I did not know shop managers liked to comment on their workers’ career choices. But this is Jack world. Needless to say, she had the last laugh.

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This is one for DHOTY

 

[Brian Butterfield]

This is my new sleep paralysis demon.

I wish pictures could be thread titles.

 

[FrankReagan]

Helena only thinks he looks cute
I'm already kneeling to lick Steve's boots

I already BAGGSIED him, ok? Do you want me to literally STOP BREATHING

Now duck off x

 

[Lurkingandlaughing]

R

Elton used to spend a lot of money on 'flowers'. Mainly drops so I hear

Robin Williams had an excellent quote, apropos of nothing. c is God's way of telling you have too much money.

 

[Just Lou]

We could keep 400 simple: Jack Monroe is a liar

Seems appropriate to be fair.

Also "Keep it simple" is a popular saying in the fellowships too.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

She’s also been told she’d amount to nothing by a supermarket manager. I did not know shop managers liked to comment on their workers’ career choices. But this is Jack world. Needless to say, she had the last laugh.

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Ahh yes, because supermarket managers are well known for stocking the book Shelves, conveniently at the exact moment Jack was there to watch.

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Seems appropriate to be fair.

Also "Keep it simple" is a popular saying in the fellowships too.

Thread title 400 threads and all we got are some lousy T shirts

 

[MoistenedGussets]

She’s also been told she’d amount to nothing by a supermarket manager. I did not know shop managers liked to comment on their workers’ career choices. But this is Jack world. Needless to say, she had the last laugh.

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I'd also like to point out... That Shop Manager is likely not unscrewing lightbulbs and boiling soap whilst relying on the kindness of manipulated strangers to support her lifestyle..
#justsaying

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Her fans are morons.

 

[Ooointitot]

You mean when you resigned in a strop, changed your mind but they'd already bitten your hand off at the chance to get rid of you?

I WAS CAST OUT LIKE A VICTORIAN ORPHAN WOE IS ME TINY VICTIM

Everything that happens to her that's bad is a direct result of her being such a gaping mizzock.

 

[MoistenedGussets]

Her fans are morons.

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So.. prove it didn't happen because if you can't prove that it never didn't not happen then obviously it did definitely probably certainly could have happened..

 

[Mr Krabs]

This is one for DHOTY

She used to be a regular on there.

 

[Ooointitot]

I love the way her hair follows you round the room

ETA - apologies BB, I edited and lost you!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

This is my thread 400 title nomination

 

[definitelynotvlad]

Yet more proof that the grift and lies are failing. Sorry if any replicas here (there are loads more btw). There’s definitely been a huge sea change on Twitter, she would never have had this much pushback even a few months ago. Thank the gods that more and more people are finally waking up to her pathetic tactics and dishonesty.

Coming from page 2 to request “the utter narcissism of this obscure cook” for thread title 400 xoxo