“What were you doing during the Queen’s funeral Grandmama?’
“Cracking up at hilarious comments about a poverty grifter my sweet, now duck off!
“Cracking up at hilarious comments about a poverty grifter my sweet, now duck off!
Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
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Is someone just pressing follow and unfollow repeatedly? 
I reckon there must be a few people who follow just for the drama. Like when trump was on twitterIs someone just pressing follow and unfollow repeatedly?
OK, hands up. Which ninnies are trying to sketch the grand canyon on her twitter social blade stats?
I was hooting earlier when she gained one follower and then almost instantly lost one.
Maybe I'm just tit. But I find a bread knife terrible to cut bread with
The sly sod has deleted all her tweets around this, including the one about sending that squig a DM. Trying to cover up so people don’t see how horrible you are and how people have seen through you Jack? What a coward.
The only time i get furious with her is when she is being a nasty witch to well meaning followers asking allowed questions.Why does she always think we are furious about these things?? We get angry about a lot of things Jack says and does, but her 'joyful bliss' moments are not those. We find a lot of it funny, even more of it gross, but it doesn't make us mad like she thinks/hopes it does?
She will happily question the 'people' she deems unsavoury, yet apparently the people who do likewise to her are trying to wish her harm. I donr deny there arenr freaks out there, but many of them are just asking questions.
Me too, it's completely disrespectful.
really wish she would pick a side. is she a plucky young person who fears no one, deliberately posting things she knows will provoke.....or is she a frail, harassed, hounded waif, who has to keep twitter going because otherwise she'll be alone in the dark with stalkers closing in? who knows? certainly not Jack!
If you're tit, I am too.
I sliced a chink outta my thumb trying to use a bread knife to cut a load of tiger bread once. Now I just use a mahoosive razor sharp chopper, it cuts me buns in twain with ease... reminds me of a night with a man that took me to Burger King..
Morning Frauen.
Moxie G. Please I NEED a T shirt with "tit house onion" on it front and back.
Love Stringy
Moxie G. Please I NEED a T shirt with "tit house onion" on it front and back.
Love Stringy
Not to be going on here bragging about my amazing technique but the trick is you need to go softly gently with little pressure.
Also when I moved into my first home I got gifted (!) a set of chef knives which trainee chefs generally buy. They are still going strong 12 years later and I haven’t needed to sharpen them at all.
People often comment that Jack has not a mellifluous voice
Can't believe that tweet is still working. I reckon she'll retweet again - maybe she'll do a new one.
It's all the same drivel replies though. You do so much! Don't let them get you down! You're so amazing!
Where's the money Jack?
It's all the same drivel replies though. You do so much! Don't let them get you down! You're so amazing!
Where's the money Jack?
Another one of her tips to brew tea in a slow cooker overnight so it tastes of dinner strangely didn’t work either.
She’s basically Got all of Elton John’a spending habits with none of the talent.
Get it tattooed, Stringy M. A lovely reminder of a special time in your life.Morning Frauen.
Moxie G. Please I NEED a T shirt with "tit house onion" on it front and back.
Love Stringy
PS Make sure it's upside down.
Is this real? Please no!!
Never contacted anyone on her real life so not me hun!
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