Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing

[Veronicaaa]

People have been noticing Jack's MO, it seems.

 

[mackjonroe]

'Leave me alone' was heavily deployed during the Battle of the Viggles on Instagram during McCartneygate.
Worth reminding people she has a system. Blue ticks and high number squiggles get a DM apologising for her snark but mental health, bullies and trolls etc made her do it.
'Leave me alone' is used against lower value squiggles to get the FMs to attack in defence of their smol pixie Princess.
She wouldn't dare use it against someone with a large following.
She's a coward and a bully.

Bingo.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

really wish she would pick a side. is she a plucky young person who fears no one, deliberately posting things she knows will provoke.....or is she a frail, harassed, hounded waif, who has to keep twitter going because otherwise she'll be alone in the dark with stalkers closing in? who knows? certainly not Jack!

Is she a gym rat who can bench press the (late) queen or disabled with crumbling bones?
Is she poor or comfortably off?
Does she have a computer and Wi-Fi and Netflix and a smartphone or is she using data on an old Nokia?
Is she a Liverpool fan, a Crystal Palace fan or someone who has little knowledge of kicky ball?
Is she a knowledgeable food writer who owns and reads many cookery books, or someone who doesn’t know the difference between US southern and Eastern European cuisine?
Is her bungalow crappy or her treasured home?
Is her landlady an evil witch or a kindly woman?
Is her father a Marxist or a royalist?
Does she have a degree or only four and a half GCSEs to her name?
Is she vegan, mostly vegan or a bollock sausage gobbling goblin?
Is she a lesbian or bisexual?
Did she dye all her clothes black or has she got many colourful clothes?
Does she like potatoes or not particularly care for them?
Is she military round the edges or wants to see the end of the military?
Is she middle class or working class?

I could go on and on with the ridiculous contradictions of Jack Monroe because they’re never ending.

 

[viggle]

She claims they are as political prisoners (I tit you not) and poor people DM her at all hours.

If any of this tit ever goes to court, I want Judge Romesh, Judge Judy, Judge Rinder, Judge Dredd and Rumpole of the Bailey presiding. Barristers can be Monty Python and Elle Woods.

I would absolutely love to watch Judge Judy lay into Jack, she’d have zero time for it.

 

[Wooh]

Never contacted anyone on her real life so not me hun!

One of my perfect cats came in a moment ago. I asked her, "Where have you been, WoohCat1?" She looked a bit guilty and said, "Well, gently, softly and quite mischievously stalking Jack Monroe's house. WoohCat2's still there, actually." I said, "Darling, I am absolutely begging you, to just leave her alone."

 

[mackjonroe]

I’m now obsessed with the follower counter.

 

[MsGilmore]

I also wouldn't associate BPD with the obvious conflict seeking, and glee in being abusive to others that Jack displays, nor the sense of entitlement, thinking she's special and the centre of the universe, greatly exaggerating talents etc. She does have some traits that would be associated with BPD, but personality disorders do have many overlapping traits, in the same way that many neurological disorders do.

Yeah the grandiose stuff and inciting conflict is more of an NPD thing, but even NPD comes from trauma. It just seems way more complex and harder to treat because of how it works. There’s no such thing as a disordered personality and telling people who feel unlovable that they have one is not helpful!
Any sort of therapy for Jack is pointless unless she is diagnosed properly, she accepts the diagnosis and allows herself to be helped.

 

[Mr_Crimson]

Yep, the odd FBPE grandma and other than that just really aggressive shitlib men. Holly is being called a creature, a “he/she” by a particularly virulent defender of Jack’s, getting told to duck off etc etc. Meanwhile Molly is receiving xenophobic abuse in her DMs. If Jack received anything approaching this she’d be screaming and crying. She’s utterly full of tit.

Spoiler: TW transphobia from rabid Jack stan

This guy is boasting that he wrote a whole thread yesterday on why people ag Jack off. I can’t be arsed finding it because he tweets about 6000 times a day. Anyway, what were you saying about all your critics being TERFs, Jack?

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I'm a bit behind, so I don't know if it's been mentioned, but this person has tweeted, on average, every 3 and a half minutes since they've had Twitter. Wtaf.

 

[Lalalalalalalalalalala]

Yeah the grandiose stuff and inciting conflict is more of an NPD thing, but even NPD comes from trauma. It just seems way more complex and harder to treat because of how it works. There’s no such thing as a disordered personality and telling people who feel unlovable that they have one is not helpful!
Any sort of therapy for Jack is pointless unless she is diagnosed properly, she accepts the diagnosis and allows herself to be helped.

Narcissists tend to do very badly with therapy as they cannot admit they have a problem. The standard is to say 'I ended up helping the therapist with their problems' which my dad hilariously did and that's when I realised he was a full blown narcissist.

 

[MsGilmore]

Sh!t house onion. I can’t remember what bowl of slop was in her hands, but she basically printed illustrations from a book as postcards.

Looks like an ovary!

 

[auntylil]

Yet more proof that the grift and lies are failing. Sorry if any replicas here (there are loads more btw). There’s definitely been a huge sea change on Twitter, she would never have had this much pushback even a few months ago. Thank the gods that more and more people are finally waking up to her pathetic tactics and dishonesty.

Not sure where this will land & I'm sure someone will have already mentioned it, but this line has just about got me needing my own wooden box!*
"Good Lord! The utter narcissism of this obscure cook!" Surely a future you-know-what!

Jack Monroe Grifter and Obscure Cook!


*With a posh crown on top, please

Good Lord. The utter narcissism of this obscure cook.

THREAD TITLE! I'll repeat it in a few hours when we are probably at 1000.

See, I knew it wouldn't have got past anyone haha! x

 

[NeoCortex]

Poor thing must have known it was about to be flung into a cold pan to eventually end up as something brown and sloppy

"Red m&m, blue m&m they all end up the same colour in the end."

 

[BlendedSlop]

Looks like an ovary!

Is it screaming or groaning?

(Yes, Jack has actually described her ovaries as doing both - when holding someone's child and sucking anchovy butter off her fingers, respectively)

 

[overdueanadventure]

that’s a very good point. I know of someone who has one and they genuinely can’t remember. The crisis team needs to get involved stat

I think her self-acknowledged alcoholism with accompanying claims of black-outs are more likely.

When you hear hoofsteps, think horses not zebras

 

[BlendedSlop]

Flying monkeys have done their job - squig who criticised Jack this morning has deleted their tweets.

Then there's this whopper - the FMs really don't see the irony, do they?

 

[Witchfinder Sargeant]

Today’s pity party is off to a strong start
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if you want to be left alone, stop posting baiting posts and then complaining when people take the bait.

 

[Beachybeachybeachy]

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I've just googled "triple slow cooker" because I had an immediate need to confirm that they did in fact generally have 3 separate lids (tea and stewed fruit = maybe. Tea and stewed fruit and soap = ) and they've all also got separate controls for the different sections.

(Yes, I realise that the fraus who've been here longer probably picked up on this back then and I know there's bigger and way more important inconsistencies to pick up on but the small ones are all that my poor brain can cope with!)

 

[Hollaaa]

I also wouldn't associate BPD with the obvious conflict seeking, and glee in being abusive to others that Jack displays, nor the sense of entitlement, thinking she's special and the centre of the universe, greatly exaggerating talents etc. She does have some traits that would be associated with BPD, but personality disorders do have many overlapping traits, in the same way that many neurological disorders do.

As an RSD frau, I feel the same when she claims it for herself. You just wouldn't put yourself out there for the actual backlash or perceived ridicule that that kind of conflict-seeking guarantees.

 

[mackjonroe]

She’s gone quiet cos big Dave has got everyone round his static caravan, got his medals out and she’s not allowed her phone out.

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Can't get over all the squigs praising Jack for all the good work she does.

She's done a small amount of likely well paid commercial work for personal profit. Since the start of September we've had no recipes, no guides, nothing which could provide actual help to anyone.

She's lined her pockets and cried on twitter all month. Which I know isn't news to anyone here but when you lay it all out in black and white...