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Jack Monroe #399 Catastrophically embarrassing
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"Please for the love of god stop"
Oh but Jack, ONLY YESTERDAY you were saying you found it good fun winding people up on twitter so they got angry and you were laughing at the things they said. So which is it, you manipulative fraud?
The fact that it could be, says it all
Just thought that too!!
I'm sure people are just being mischievous Jack.
I genuinely lived in poverty when my husband and I first met, we had one knife that was indeed a bread knife used for everything. I’ve gotta say it was effective and 15 years later we still have it. Only this week we used it to chop down this tree/weed thing in the front garden. I don’t recall slicing cheese with it, I use a veg peeler to get thin cheese.
As a BPD frau, I agree. Jack is not one of us.I see that this is appearing again. People with ‘BPD’ (attachment trauma) aren’t grandiose like Jack.There’s also a huge stigma around the whole diagnosis which doesn’t need to be added to.
On topic - I don’t believe that anyone cares enough to turn up at her house and if they do, they just really want their money back or their Patreon ‘rewards’.
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I also wouldn't associate BPD with the obvious conflict seeking, and glee in being abusive to others that Jack displays, nor the sense of entitlement, thinking she's special and the centre of the universe, greatly exaggerating talents etc. She does have some traits that would be associated with BPD, but personality disorders do have many overlapping traits, in the same way that many neurological disorders do.I see that this is appearing again. People with ‘BPD’ (attachment trauma) aren’t grandiose like Jack.
On topic - I don’t believe that anyone cares enough to turn up at her house and if they do, they just really want their money back or their Patreon ‘rewards’.
I’m very aware that this was the most boring post in nearly 400 threads.
What was it Jack said a while ago about always punching up?
Hardly anyone ever replies with proof they've made the slop though....
I second this, my sister has BPD, she is self destructive but the kindest purest thoughtful soul to other people. She’s funny, self deprecating, giving and humble. Everything Jack Monroe isn’t.
that’s a very good point. I know of someone who has one and they genuinely can’t remember. The crisis team needs to get involved stat
Oh the humanity!
And btw any fraus inspired to make soap the rule is this: use absolutely NO IMPLEMENT for food prep which you have had anywhere near your soaping stuff (y’know like unbelievably caustic lye)
Not that any of you are demented enough to take anything she says at face value but still. It’s such a huge no-no it’s made me vibrate and levitate slightly.
Why would she be totally alone in it? What about her friends, family and lovers? Her therapists, the celebrity special squad, her colleagues, her agent?
'Leave me alone' was heavily deployed during the Battle of the Viggles on Instagram during McCartneygate.
Worth reminding people she has a system. Blue ticks and high number squiggles get a DM apologising for her snark but mental health, bullies and trolls etc made her do it.
'Leave me alone' is used against lower value squiggles to get the FMs to attack in defence of their smol pixie Princess.
She wouldn't dare use it against someone with a large following.
She's a coward and a bully.
Poor thing must have known it was about to be flung into a cold pan to eventually end up as something brown and sloppyThat is the saddest looking onion I’ve ever seen
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