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Her mum used to tweet her but got ignored a lot of the time so seems to have given up Don't blame her tbh. Short of taking all her devices and locking her in a room there doesn't seem to be much they can do and they've got a kid at home to think of.
 
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Just to say thank(space)you. I was looking for this tweet recently and couldn't find it as I'm pretty sure some time this week she said this was her professional account.
 
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I was bored for ten minutes this afternoon so I designed some t-shirts. Available to nefarious ninnies for just £49.99 / $89.99 / 100 eur (sorry, don't know current exchange rate in as much as I'm too lazy to check). Cheap as chips, really.

Was thinking of a limited release for PARTY TIME in THREAD 400 (which could be any second now the way Monroe is acting!).

~ If you really do have a life, Jack Monroe, why not go live it? Because making a complete arse of yourself on Twatter definitely ISN'T living your best one, nor is it "socking it" to Borbora et al, who - rest assured - won't give a shit about you. IYKWIM. Go well, pal. ~

 
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My immediate family would be round mine so fast and my phone would be removed. My mum would also give me a 1000000 year lecture on how she brought me up better than to make a show of myself in public.
 
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Evening canal, are we on for a chaos? Unlike 95-99% (*statistics by Ms Monroe) of the nation I’m in work tomorrow so could do with it kicking off early

Am I right in thinking she’s not been The Queue yet?
 
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So when are we getting that pancake recipe?
This needs it's own Twitter account 'has jack posted the pancake recipe yet?' I would start it but I'm sure I'd die of old age before it would actually happen.
Maybe it will go on as long as the days since spurs have won a trophy has.
 
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She’s so mortifying. Is it possible she’s never heard of, or if she had she’s forgotten about Rachel Dolezal? It’s embarrassing how ill informed and plain idiotic she betrays herself as being on a daily basis
Of course it’s possible dear heart. You know it is. If it’s not about her it’s nothing.
 
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Pretty good... But I'm sticking with my own..

 
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Flying Monkey Mumma!
 
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Fraus! I must say I did LOL earlier when I saw someone describe Jack as the 'Bootlicking Cook' instead of 'Bootstrap Cook'. (Apologies if this has already been said).
 
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And that squig is a firefighter!
I see that they had also previously called out Jack for her disgusting treatment of Karl

As others have noticed, amongst the sycophantic/deluded ‘we love you Jack!’ tweets that she’s thirstily eliciting, are plenty who are not having it. When it’s comments club members AND a DM from Jack can’t keep them sweet, she’s lost it. Great!

https://giphy.com/Sw1QDGqjvM9FcCOkol
 
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