"Mumma Jack" gives me raaaaage!!!!!!
Jack Monroe #397 Note to self pick up more Lil’ smokies when in Tblisi
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Whats happening with her now. Thanks to mrtoomany wanting out kids to decluttter he offered up an incentive where he would give them££ for a full bag of toys they would donate to chairty. The kids delivered and now he has to pay up. I got volunteered to take them shopping to spend their cashos.
Its amazing how simple the process is when everyone keeps their end of the bargain.
Its amazing how simple the process is when everyone keeps their end of the bargain.
'adapted' Gordon Ramsay's recipe which means made it worse. Happy to copy others recipes when it suits?Presented without comment, “Mumma Jack’s Best Ever Chilli”
ETA I’m very sorry I could not squiggle out that picture
Thank you PG, don’t mean to be forensic but is that the extent? Did you receive any others, like an acknowledgment of your request, an initial decision (cos this days final response)? If so could you please do a filter job like our Jack, so it would be “all messages” so it shows sent and received. I believe our Jack is showing her sent messages too. Again, no pressure just like to see this side by side with her example
(3 sardine and raisin kisses this time)
Hilarious that she doesn’t seem to realise what a knob this makes her look like. Such a child !!
Sardines and sultanas? NO.Yes I just located it! Made me smile, that on page 2 of results for "Jack Monroe sultanas sardines" was my Tattle post a while ago, talking about her sultana and liver casserole
Jesus tittyfucking Christ, Jack.
Can someone show this to Gordon Ramsay and film his reaction.
Why would you inflict this on innocent children?I thought it might be this “Ivy-esque” monstrosity she foisted on a Vice journalist
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But it’s this.
at “pasta (such as spaghetti)”
Sicilian-Style Sardines With Pasta And Green Beans From ‘A Girl Called Jack’
This budget-friendly recipe is quick to put together making it an ideal speedy evening mealwww.motherandbaby.co.uk
This is all I got. The reply is me being a polite ninny. So my original request, an auto acknowledgment and final reply. They didn’t need any clarification etc.Thank you PG, don’t mean to be forensic but is that the extent? Did you receive any others, like an acknowledgment of your request, an initial decision (cos this days final response)? If so could you please do a filter job like our Jack, so it would be “all messages” so it shows sent and received. I believe our Jack is showing her sent messages too. Again, no pressure just like to see this side by side with her example
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I was just thinking how Jack has destroyed her own reputation, life and future potential in multiple stages. Audience perception has gone something like this:
Pity
Admiration
Questioning
Incredulity
Serious doubt
Challenging
Sharing inconsistencies
Laughing at and ridiculing
Jack love, you're done. People don't hate you as you like to think. They've just seen through all your lies and are LAUGHING AT YOU. Get off the last train to Gak Central
, delete your social media, spend some of your scammed Patreon, Teemill and PayPal money on an extended stay somewhere with the treatment you clearly need, and come back when you're ready to function as a sensible, respectable, honest, decent member of society.
Pity
Admiration
Questioning
Incredulity
Serious doubt
Challenging
Sharing inconsistencies
Laughing at and ridiculing
Jack love, you're done. People don't hate you as you like to think. They've just seen through all your lies and are LAUGHING AT YOU. Get off the last train to Gak Central
, delete your social media, spend some of your scammed Patreon, Teemill and PayPal money on an extended stay somewhere with the treatment you clearly need, and come back when you're ready to function as a sensible, respectable, honest, decent member of society.
Oh my GOD!Well, let me tell you something, jenny numbers. She
Get her grubby mitts on mine!
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*Shoutout to @Vinbisha too, here’s Yo’ Spaghetti recipe
View attachment 1585059I got the book a while back but I’ve been saving it for you all for the right moment…
Also, a thank(space)you to Thread 31 Jack for the photo styling inspo.
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Vali, thankspaceyou, my cup runneth over.
I will be making this hopefully this week and reporting back to the Frauen.
It will be Quorn mince as I am, alas, over 99% vegetarian.
Have any bluetickers responded at all to Jack's singing?
Even Billy Bragg has given her a swerve. Maybe because she apparently just didn't turn up at his Glastonbury Leftfield thing.
Really makes you think.
Even Billy Bragg has given her a swerve. Maybe because she apparently just didn't turn up at his Glastonbury Leftfield thing.
Really makes you think.
I once made my daughter apple jelly by mixing apple juice with gelatin. I put the spoon in her mout and she showed me she could spit something four yards away no problem. I think she'd have gotten out of her high chair and left home if I'd done this. Baby led weaning FTW
Huh? I think someone's been on the sardines and raisins.
It’s not remotely possible. Even if “Pinkie Lewis” of Macedonia Church, Macon is someone in Tblisi, a lot of the pages have info about the churches from which the recipes comeCan't believe you actually have a copy! It has sort of taken on mythical status.
In your opinion is it at all possible to dip into it a few times (ignoring the fact Jack said it was a banger) and miss that is not Eastern European?
And even those that don’t, it’s obvious by every single recipe AND the church names and locations that they’re Georgian
not Georgian 
Even if you just glance at the contents page
The Index
Or a perfunctory glance at the back cover
She’s a great honking liar, and if she even owned this at the time, let alone glanced at/in it, I will eat every single one of the delicious sounding
vegetable casseroles on pages 68 & 69 and then come back for those on 77 and 78 (not pictured but equally grim)
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The engagement on that whining self pity tweet is incredible. She plays these fuckers like a fiddle. Admittedly they're people so ghastly they have to use hashtags like #BeKind to remind themselves to act normal from time to time but it's still quite something to see.
Yeah but did she "simply leave out the mince and halve the wine" (oh and OF COURSE Mr Ramsay would never use a tin of rinsed beans, the big old snob haw haw)...or did she tweak it so much it's no longer Gordon's? Contradicting herself in the same paragraph!
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