Jack Monroe #397 Note to self pick up more Lil’ smokies when in Tblisi

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I found that heartbreaking too. It was so stark and soulless.

My lot loved their own spaces and I’d only venture in to hoover or retrieve stray cups and plates (and rant about the mess now and again ).
I've said it before but I'll say it again. On the nights my own 12.5 year old isn't here and my husband snored, I sleep on the sofa (with actual failing body including spinal cord damage) rather than infringe on my son's personal space.
 
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Scary how little has changed since 2015. Maybe Jack could reflect on why that is?

I don't wish Jack any harm whatsoever. I actually wish her well. I wish she'd stop lying and grifting. Personally, I think that's a beautiful thing to wish for someone.

You can stop this Jack. You can stop all of it by simply stopping lying and grifting. You said yourself all your good work is done quietly and BTS so what's the point of wasting your life lying and grifting on twitter?
 
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It's probably to spite us or something. Except she's just making herself look unhinged and weird, and not in the quirky, kooky way she thinks...

Afternoon nefarious troublemakers Wonder what chaotic delights await us today..?
It's just begging for praise and quite, quite pathetic. Poor Jack, all alone in the Shitty Bungalow reliant on Twitter strangers as a substitute for human company, having driven everyone away with her awful personality.
 
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Screenshotted this squig at about 9pm last night as I thought it was an interesting to see the heat turned back onto Jack.

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Oh gosh I hope molly is okay



Being on the end of DARVO is really hard, it is triggering and upsetting to be manipulated like that and deal with the accusations from others who have been deceived
 
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It's just begging for praise and quite, quite pathetic. Poor Jack, all alone in the Shitty Bungalow reliant on Twitter strangers as a substitute for human company, having driven everyone away with her awful personality.
She'll no doubt tweet at some point about the 'amazing day' she has had with beloved friends, family and partners. 'I know it makes my tormentors FURIOUS that I'm so happy and supported by love. They can only dream of it #blessed'.
 
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Picking apart all the collated and published and signed lies will be just fabulous though. The ultimate vanity project, it’ll sink her
at the behest of trolls? Ffs Jack, learn what words mean you pretentious idiot
 
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She said the other day that it was her personal page. Perhaps, maybe, get a professional one and some manners. Your professional colleagues will thank you.
She's also said that it is her professional page. I can't find the receipts for both of those now though.
 
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She'll no doubt tweet at some point about the 'amazing day' she has had with beloved friends, family and partners. 'I know it makes my tormentors FURIOUS that I'm so happy and supported by love. They can only dream of it #blessed'.
But we'll know it's all made up and she's storming around the shitty bungalow like Hitler in his bunker watching helplessly as her grift falls to bits.
 
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Picking apart all the collated and published and signed lies will be just fabulous though. The ultimate vanity project, it’ll sink her


at the behest of trolls? Ffs Jack, learn what words mean you pretentious idiot
I really wish these people would look up what the actual meaning of the word troll is. But then again, it doesn’t suit their narrative
 
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That “CPS” claim is a doozy.

Ring ring, ring ring

“Hello, this is the USA speaking”

“Oh hello America. This is Mr. T. Roll of Southend, England (and environs). Could you put me through to your Child Protective Services, or as it’s known in common parlance ‘CPS’ please? I’d like to make an urgent nefarious report on Z list charlatan and British citizen Jack Monroe”


“Gee, sure does sound real important. we sure heckin can, buddy. Hold the line, my dude. I’m going to put y’all through on the priority red line to top brass in celebrity CPS squad, but I’m gonna be patching in the Director of the FBI and CIA Covert Ops. Those guys and gals will want to know all about this!”

“Thank(space) you, my transatlantic cousins. Now tell me, does the USA also have ‘Railroad Track’ and ‘Slept Rough for Two Years’ Divisions? I’d like to check out a few suspicious ‘facts’ while I’m here…”

To be honest, I suspect she gets a lot of her claims and back story tall tales from binge watching Law and Order: SVU on her not-WiFi and not-TV

 
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But we'll know it's all made up and she's storming around the shitty bungalow like Hitler in his bunker watching helplessly as her grift falls to bits.
Ooh, Hitler in his bunker, my favourite thing EVER I can't find it though. Does anyone know where it is ? Our new frauen I am sure would like to see it.
 
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She’s referenced ‘partners’ (plural) a couple of times in tweets the last couple of days. Is she soft launching polyamory? I’m not sure I’m ready for that unbridled chaos.
 
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