Sir Matt will actually break down in tears if anyone says them to him.The words "cheeky li'l duo" make me want to put my boot through the telly
Silly Sali Hughes has been at the same game today.At a guess, someone in real life has said something she doesn't like to her today. She was very chipper this morning about her nine bookcases and being outside this morning, goes quiet for an afternoon and comes back like...well ...this. I suspect she's been chinned about what's going on and has given the EVIL TROLLS WANT ME DEAD routine as an excuse.
Don’t feel bad dear heart, I will confess that I had exactly the same though when I read her initial tweets about this. I feel like it’s a logical conclusion which we’ve come to based on 397 threads worth of previous form, not from any nefarious intent on our parts.I hate myself for thinking it, but I get a feeling she’s loving all of this now, the attention and the sympathy.
Which book did you buy, and did you ever cook anything from it?Why thank you! I stumbled onto Tattle via a search for Thomas Cohen ( I wanted to see was he still wearing robes etc) into the Peaches Geldof thread. I had never even heard of Tattle but as a nebby sort, I was drawn in. Lurked then made an account in order to track threads. Used my usual social media name as I am a lurker, not a poster type.
Much to my surprise, I found myself wanting to join in with the snappy, hilarious and compassionate chat in the JM threads so I de-activated my account, ready to sign up with an anonymous user name. I nearly broke my neck to snag Trauma Frotters after the tweet
When I saw the threads on Jack, I regret to say I was a Jackolite. I ( blush) made a cross tweet in her defence during the That Man incident and (gag) bought a book. I wondered what people could be saying about her BUT the pump was primed so to speak. I had never forgotten an account I follow grumpily commenting on Jack both flaunting and gatekeeping her expensive prescription drugs with their oh so unwanted weight loss side effects ( what I now know to be the red lipstick hollow cheeks outchy mouth era).
Fraus, I took no convincing to see the light
I didn't read the "thought I'd come in to supervise you" from Jack to Matt as snark, but as an attempt at humour. It's humour that could work at a party. In a TV cookery show it's a failure to understand the genre, which is unrelentingly, pleasantly, feelgood.I rewatched this a few weeks ago. LFC I cringed inside out. It wasn't just the lack of charisma and god awful cooking, but she snarked at Matt at least twice. Never been invited back, eh? Makes you think.
Christ, who'd bother? It was Sali Hughes that brought me here but I can't remember the last time I was on her threads because I literally couldn't care less about her now.Silly Sali Hughes has been at the same game today.
Talking about people from here as 'my trolls and stalkers' with not one scrap of proof than anybody has ever stalked her. Especially from here.
Spent ages trying to decide on my username whilst lurking, so thank(space)you for finalising it TraumyS!I'm so glad my best pal Georgia Church Suppers has come round for dinner again. She makes me do hootin, rootin' and, indeed, toot tootin'.
Maybe Jack was just the 2012 edition of the Boy called It misery lit trend of the 90s, hence all the unscrewing lightbulbs and gnawing on ginger stufffind most weird about the Jack Monroe celebrity model is how much they love other peoples trauma and misery
There is an actual good reason. The hoops in question were smartprice. With basics tins, the tin is half liquid, they are bad, so you actually do have to drain them off and find something else to do with whats left. Thats actually true. That she came up with recipes for it is amazingI know there's chaos going down again (isn't there always?). But what I fail to get my head around (after all this time) is why the hell would you rinse the sauce off the hoops? It could almost be a metaphor for her life. Self sabotage etc.
Yes there was that and if I recall correctly, another comment where she says something along the lines of 'if you would stop talking'. It's hard to tell whether it's an attempt to be funny whilst under stress, that falls flat, or snark. Either way, it's not great TV, as you say.I didn't read the "thought I'd come in to supervise you" from Jack to Matt as snark, but as an attempt at humour. It's humour that could work at a party. In a TV cookery show it's a failure to understand the genre, which is unrelentingly, pleasantly, feelgood.
She also of course failed to understand that in a TV cookery show the chef explains what she's bloody doing and doesn't whine about how stressed she is.
17t at six foot isnt really that heavy.hes just a bit chunky.Alright Hulk Hogan, calm down. Not sure all 17st of you is going to be much use given we are all faceless ninnies. What are you going to do? Tweet menacing selfies in our general direction?
You've just reminded me (while I'm having a fag on the step) that I totally forgot to chop, lime and freeze the massive bag of apples my neighbour dropped off. Bollocks.I'm wondering if she really thinks we spend our time trying to destroy her.
This evening has consisted of me chopping, blanching and freezing two cabbages and two sweetcorn cobs that I got given free by someone at work, drinking some cheap wine from a cheap wine box with a side dish of fags smoked on my front step, and a final flourish of anti-histamine cream dabbed on my eyebrows to try to calm the massive fucking lumps I got from my cats' fleas from them sleeping on my bed/midgey bites last night when smoking on the step.
Having more wine and a fag just now.
Now, fuck off xxx
Jenny numbers I’m coming back for you inI will never get over her having the big THAT MAN meltdown somehow being rewarded for it and then being so fucking abysmal. Imagine thinking you can compete on an equal footing with Jamie Oliver then walking into a TV studio and making horse spunk lasagne. I mean, if it had been a prank I'd have hooted but she seems oblivious to her own lack of basic competence. There are disinterested kids in first year Home Economics making better stuff than her.
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