Jack Monroe #397 Note to self pick up more Lil’ smokies when in Tblisi

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Just Lou

Let me get this straight...

- Ask Jack about money (Patreon/Teemill/PayPal for legal fees) and she ignores you. The FMs will however descend.
- Ask her what she has done and she will reply (often as a QT) with a bunch of stuff that implies she's very BUSY but softly, gently behind the scenes.
- Raise a concern that she's divulging too much info and she might ignore you or say something like it's all out in the public anyway.
- Ask for evidence of vile abuse but she can't provide it because the accounts have been nixed.
- Question her health ailments (she's got them all) and she's tried EVERYTHING including prescription drugs that no doctor (or even lay person) would ever advise. Again,the FMs will descend.

Am I on the right track so far? I'm sure there's more but I'm still sick (and in a foul mood).
 
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BlendedSlop

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Going to plug her Patreon again to help her get over this awful episode, Nige?
 
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Mr Krabs

Absolutely agree. Caroline Flack’s suicide led to the Be Kind movement, which morphed from ‘generally be nice because you don’t know what people are dealing with’ to ‘don’t ever criticise anyone because it will lead to their suicide’. It has been a fucking gift to thin-skinned narcs like Jack who can just counter every argument with ‘you want me to dieeeeeee’ knowing full well the be kind brigade will be along to scold anyone who questions her

IIRC - the coroner didn’t even mention social media in relation to Flack. More that she was worried about the potential prosecution and press coverage. Plus she already had poor mental health and a history of self harm and suicide attempts. The reasons around her suicide, like any other, were extremely complex.

Anyway, point being, Jack is an absolute cunt to weaponise suicide and the current conversation around it. I certainly don’t want her to die. I want her to live with the consequences of her monumentally stupid actions.
 
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Mrs Peel

She's seen sunk cost fallacy mentioned here, but it was referring to her supporters continuing to throw money at her even when it would make more sense to walk away.
 
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ForgettyBetty

I think it can be partially "verified" by a bit of googling ... her name does not appear to be amongst the 50+ signatories to the open letter to Rishimate (Nov 2020), nor in the Dimbleby report (Oct 2020) nor the task force led by Marcus Rashford (Sept 2020) nor various other professional groups like Sustain. Scotland had already brought the increase in some time before. It is entirely possible that Jack gave her opinion at some time between 2012 and 2021 and that she started off one or more of these groups, wfk.
 
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House of Carbonara

This, in Rome, would be a hanging offence. Seriously, Monroe - step the f*ck away from Italian food. Wars have been fought for less.
(Carbonara is: guanciale, eggs, pecorino romano and pepper. You can use pancetta if you can't find guanciale, but that's the extent of the swaps).
 
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Julia Edwards

It's shocking, shocking I tell you, how frequently I'll read an especially funny post and afterwards see it was posted by jenny2603.
 
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Mallerenga

MM85 said:
Sorry, does Hambles dress say Pepe?
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It says Pepo! Those dolls were actually made in Spain by Famosa. He also had a sister, Pipa, who was equally terryfying. As a Spanish Frau, please accept my apologies, definitely not our best export
 
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Jemadah

Sideboard Bob said:
I hate myself for thinking it, but I get a feeling she’s loving all of this now, the attention and the sympathy.
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Course she is. Otherwise she really would just delete her account and never have to read any of the supposed trolling ever again. That she doesn't, and uses the pitiful claim that it wouldn't change anything, just translates as her being addicted to the attention.
 
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Lurkingandlaughing

I wish Daily K
What the fuck? I get upset when they threaten me with carbonara with cream in restaurants. Fucking spinach? Rosemary? What the fuck?
 
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Valiofthedolls

jenny2603 said:
Fucks sake Mom. Away and suggestively lick a spoon because this ain't it.
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I’m SO pissed off at Nigella for wading back into this manipulative lying twat’s grift.

You know Jack’s fucking beside herself right now. Going to be all she can do to remember today is all about being terrified and tragic, and stop herself from bursting into song.
 
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Sketchy

Maybe bad form or wotever <slaps self on wrists for even thinking along these lines> but ... in light of what's happened recently, some cynical person may even think Monroe would've been a tad disappointed had she not had an offensive tweet or two this last day or two? Y'know, attention, me me meeee?
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Going to plug her Patreon again to help her get over this awful episode, Nige?
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Oh just fuck off, enabler mom. You need to keep your dipstick of a daughter under control.
 
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jenny2603

Nigella is too nice for her own good and let's face it she's so posh she probably genuinely thinks Jack is a smol Dickensian urchin in need of help from the big house.
 
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SpudYouHate

HOW does her writing manage to put me off eating, like, forever?! "

This luscious, dense, simple little number was thrown together this afternoon in the midst of a craving for something hot, stodgy and comforting while I worked from home in the bitter cold. I love my beautiful (rented) house with its views of the sea, but when the temperature drops and the wind kicks up it is devastatingly cold, and I turn to piles of soft thick blankets around my shoulders and knees as I work, and the culinary equivalent of that snug warm feeling, is these. I used the last of the frozen berries that also appeared in the berry banana bread from last week, such is the way with these recipes of mine, one often rolls into another. You can use fresh berries if you prefer, but I like the variety of four or five you tend to get in a frozen bag, as well as the price.
First finely dice or, if you have the patience, grate your bread. My hands seize up in the cold weather – and goodness it has been cold lately – so I confess I tore mine into chunks and threw it into a very old MagiMix that I found for £10 in the Southend Vineyard charity shop a few months ago. It is not an essential piece of kit for everyday use, but I use it in place of my wrists and hands when they are being defunct, and it allows me to carry on doing my work. So I suppose if you have a food processor, tough blender or little bullet style blender and don’t mind the extra washing up, you could use that. Anything goes, as long as your bread is in little pieces at the end of this stage."


Was that the one where people were calling her a narcissist and that looked like it was written by a sock?
 
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