Jack Monroe #396 She’s gonna break her spine if she pats herself on the back any harder

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missbct

Oh my dear lordo. I am coming from the past to howl with laughter over the song sang, as one clever ninny put, in Simish. What the LJC.

It reminds me of the time I recorded myself singing to Think Twice off the radio and thought I’d done a good job before I listened and binned the tape never to be seen again.

The difference was I was 11 years old.
 
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Lazarus

I wish she had a pal who would say to her to come off Twitter and go for lunch or something. Then I remember she’s a cunt and I wouldn’t want to spend any time with her either.
FtR I think Spaniel Friend is pass agg. I think SF knows Jack’s a complete liar and can see right through her.
 
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IFellForIt

We’ve all been there hun don’t feel bad Celly D doesn’t half hit some high uns
 
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MooBelle

It’s The Truman Show said:
Sorry but where is the “media” section? There isn’t a section in the wiki called media.
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If you are on a laptop it will be one of the tabs at the top. If you arevon phone you need to donto the three lines at the top, open it, go to media then 'search media'
 
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Valiofthedolls

Vinbisha said:
I like the look of that book and am very interested to know what you do to spaghetti to make it slap yo mama.
I might buy it.
Ooh, maybe she's in the pay of Big Church Suppers.
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OT but a little frivolity at the end of the thread to save you from falling under the thrall of Big Church Suppers. You can put this on it (or on anything else)

Or if you feel that maybe barbecue is more your thing,
 
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ForgettyBetty

IFellForIt said:
Off of the back of my previous post, if anyone has the time feel free to search “Jack Monroe Teemill” and click on that ad as much as possible. We could cost her so much money she actually understand what poverty is.
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Joking aside, The idea is tempting , but could be genuinely
considered some sort of harassment or interference if we really did. It's been done to destroy smaller businesses and I'm not in favour.
 
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FlirtyThirty

Who's doing the new thread I would but I usually do a chaos and also struggle to find the thread title noms...!!
 
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Pavlova

Oh dear, I may have just developed a new Jackailment called 'clicky finger'.
Morning my lovelies
Edit to add: I have more important things to do like worming the cat. Toot toot x)
 
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That Forensic Man

The gclid is the click identifier
It identifies you, not the campaign
That's why they both have the same id

ForgettyBetty said:
Joking aside, The idea is tempting , but could be genuinely
considered some sort of harassment or interference if we really did. It's been done to destroy smaller businesses and I'm not in favour.
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Don't worry it won't cost her like 50p every time you click on it, and there's no way you can spend more than the campaign budget (the ads just go offline at that point), but that does depend on the campaign manager's diligence (so more risk if say Jack herself was cocking about with Google ads).
 
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Valiofthedolls

jenny2603 said:
Do a rinsed hoop joke Sir Matt, give the canal a sign.
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Or say “that’s a Jamie Oliver trick isn’t it?” Again. That was the singular best thing he did on DKL. That was when his suffering was almost over and he had zero fucks left to give. Might watch that again later
 
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girl1980

I think, there is a 3 way tie for the next thread title. What do we do?!
 
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Just Lou

I am feeling mischievous and would love to but I am currently actually poor until Tuesday and would rather not have to eat rinsed hoops for three days.
 
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ForgettyBetty

Re Hopkins, the Win was because Hopkins accused JM of pissing on the Cenotaph or similar but it wasn't Jack that did it. (Kh refused to retract anyway) ie totally false allegation. The Damages were in respect of her wider family being army/royalist etc so a direct reputational effect.
 
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