Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny

[NeoCortex]

Well, that's just ruined welcome to the black parade

The lyrics are quite apt for Jack mind you 'when I was a young boy' 'I pretended to go into the city, to see big ben'

 

[HotesTilaire]

I’ve lost track of who ICO squig is, does anyone know if she’s chimed in on the coroners info discussion on twitter yet?

 

[GoLando]

Slight tangent but Simon Harris is another of Jack's big account fans (47k followers so not squiggled). Thought I read on here he's also a bit of a grifter. He set up the Southend News satirical site and runs a fair few FB groups (like the angry people in newspapers one). Anyway here he is, true to form, blowing smoke up Jack's arse.

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He does APILN??? That’s it, I am unsubbing.

 

[House of Carbonara]

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I just had a squig organically turn up on my timeline. The tide is softly, gently turning

Eta: the replies to this are gold lmfao

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Thread title nomination, please!!

 

[Whaa?]

Yes @Valiofthedolls found a post on here about the Edinburgh talk where she mentioned the weekly ONS meetings.
As mysterious as her weekly foodbank volunteering sessions.

Is that the Book Festival talks? She did two and the site is still up offering access to them for pay what you like. It asks you to register to continue but then gives an option to continue without registering. Didn't a few people from here listen to it and give a commentary?

 

[mackjonroe]

Can we FOI the BBC re jacks strictly offer?

 

[Shimmering]

THREAD NOM

It wasn’t a planned strategy for Big Money Corp. it was a cheeky grin and a dress and a defiant moment fanny

FTFY

 

[ClaretFairy]

Jack, you can't cook and claim you can feed a family for £20 a week.

What are food tech lessons like these days? Mine (year 7-9) were making cookies, sandwiches and salads. GCSE was entirely desserts. I obviously don't love the "poor people just don't know how to cook" narrative but if parents don't have the time/money then it would be helpful for kids to learn to make actual meals in school.

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Problem is, schools don’t have the money either

 

[lemonnite]

Anyone got a list or proof of these successful campaign goals that Jack has achieved? Anyone?

<<inserts tumbleweed gif>>


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Oh dear I have done a chaos and unintentionally plagiarised this almost word for word - tumbleweed gif and all! Forgive me, @Brian Butterfield, tender one.

 

[queenfeline]

‘The pumble has escaped’… too early for a thread nom??

The fanny is out of the bag has similar vibes

 

[Helatruralhome]

I'm sure I've seen this before

eta, oh yeah, just noticed it's from march

The article appeared in their latest newsletter- I find it funny how apt the comment is as although it's meant to be satire supporting Jack it does make some points which really sum her up...

 

[Lazarus]

Anyone else watching sock Jack try and poo poo the ONS FOI screenshots veracity?

Could you squig them dear heart?

 

[auntylil]

It was our Correspondent for Icelandic Women who flagged this, IIRC.

Took me a moment to work out who that was haha! Thankspaceyou for your service!

 

[Cucumberthunder]

I don't know how these things work - but would an application of FOI to the BBC cover if certain people had been asked to appear on Strictly?

(Actually I'm serious Quite happy to make the enquiry).

There's no harm in asking, but they might cite commercial interests or something...I dunno.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I’ve lost track of who ICO squig is, does anyone know if she’s chimed in on the coroners info discussion on twitter yet?

Nothing as yet.

 

[BurgerLaBill]

Oh my, the #threadtitle goodies are piling up today!

No wonder her joints are fucked.

 

[Chap O]

The Daily Mash is still going? I thought it died a death after that arse clenching awful TV show.

No thread for Simon Harris? Could just chuck the posts in the Russ in Cheshire one I guess. Nobody would notice the difference.

https://tattle.life/threads/man-behaving-dadly.24465/ just found this

 

[House of Carbonara]

Course you have, babe.
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Yeah, you wish mate...

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I can't go and buy refreshments because my card has been blocked thanks to some bastards trying to use it for a fraudulent transaction and this is SO UNFAIR! I want wine while I watch the chaos!

(It's fine, the bank recognised it wasn't me immediately and blocked it so I didn't lose money. But I lost the opportunity for drunk chaos observing, which some might say is worse)

Sending virtual win-os
Thoughts and prayers.

 

[girl1980]

Cannot stand it!