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Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny
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bleeping hell, I tried to listen to the Glasgow thing but it’s like a nightmarish combination of Prince Andrew’s humility coupled with Ann Widdecombe’s tremorous warbling.
She makes out that she was ‘discovered’ by Penguin (and a load of other blah blah shite) but I doubt that’s the true story. Somehow, a Penguin exec stumbled on her blog (which she claims had 300 readers max) & approached her? Was Allegra on the scene at this point because, call me a cynic, but her version seems like a honking pile of bullshit?
Although I’m obviously speculating
She makes out that she was ‘discovered’ by Penguin (and a load of other blah blah shite) but I doubt that’s the true story. Somehow, a Penguin exec stumbled on her blog (which she claims had 300 readers max) & approached her? Was Allegra on the scene at this point because, call me a cynic, but her version seems like a honking pile of bullshit?
Although I’m obviously speculating
What in the name of Munchausen is this?!
To be fair I think the Fray Bentos thing is public knowledge, I read a thing ages ago when they were shooting the more recent Sharpe's in India he was terrified the local cuisine would upset his stomach so shipped 100 Fray Bentos pies out to ensure he didn't have to risk it.Sean Bean is a big fan of Fray Bentos pies and anal porn. I cannot divulge how I know this
but jack…i thought you didn’t have a bedroom?
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Yes, but don’t you know that Jack INVENTED budgeting and cooking? Single handedly.
Would the ICO be able to put your mind at ease by confirming whether she has, or would be able to have access to information? I’m sorry if this has put you on edge.
she’s an insincere charlatan and profits from peoples death and misery.
She did actually invent tin cans. And eggs.
I know there’s huge cross over atm and it is a problem so pls don’t take this as inciting or encouraging anyone as it’s not, but really grateful for this squig who clearly has professional expertise in this area stomping her bs out. Grief is hard enough without the genuinely traumatising idea that some moron layperson is thinking of how to weaponise your loved one’s death (therefore life) for a Twitter zinger, or lbr her own financial gain. It’s beyond comprehension how anyone normal could do such a thing.
She'd lick her own arse that one.
And she definitely hasn’t done too bad out of it financially either!
Live. Laugh. Grift.
Might get some t shirts done.
Might get some t shirts done.
ngl, that sounds like a fantastic eveningSean Bean is a big fan of Fray Bentos pies and anal porn. I cannot divulge how I know this
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bleeping hell, @colouredlines is finally on the current thread. It has taken WEEKS for her to catch up.
Welcome back to real-time, @colouredlines!
Welcome back to real-time, @colouredlines!
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And that in itself (actual tangible reward postcards, lol) is absolutely ridiculous when she could have just offered reward codes and automated monthly newsletter-type emails with exclusive recipes (how we laughed), tips and available offers and such like. She's such a lazy plum.
Stupid squig. The awful thing would be if Jack continued to scam people and steal space from genuine voices.
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
- John Stuart Mill, 1867
I’m behind but she’s such a bleeping Tory. There are plenty wealthy massive third sector organisations she could get in bed with but NOOOOO Big Money Corp Inc is the only option for us lefty oiks to haul ourselves and our communities out of the gutter. Melt.
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