Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny
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She’s a lesbian, and a single mum, too
Jack, tomorrow:
If you want to find a food bank to support in your local area, go to a search engine called Google. It’s a little like the Yellow Pages in web form and you can just type in your town and the words food bank and it will show you a list of nearby food banks. I’ve been using it for months. #ad
She waffles on about Harold during a professional appearance? What sort of thing does she say about him? How did she manage to steer herself on to the subject of Harold? I'm so intrigued but not enough to bother to listen, sorry Jack
Elon Musk famously works 100 hours a week (so equivalent or less than poverty grifter Jack Monroe's claimed figure). Granted he's a bit of a loose cannon, but in the decade or so that they have both done about the same number of hours, he's:
- built bleeping spaceships
- worked with NASA
- revolutionised electric cars
- pioneered solar roof panels
- supplie communications and power generation technology to the people of Haiti and Ukraine
Meanwhile Jack:
- delivered duck all for 2 years of scammed money
- rinsed some spaghetti hoops
- did a lot of angry tweeting
- produced a previously never seen stream of provable lies and misrepresentations
Makes you think......
She's getting that botox cat face thing.
There's a reporting mechanism in Patreon, but you really have to push at it to get to speak to a person, so I think a motivated patron could manage to bring their complaint to the site's attention eventually. The initial "I want to report this creator" automated system responses are all about how you should take it up with the creator.
Oh god no! Please tell me she hasn't done this?
What is an irreverent crush? Did she mean irrelevant? Inappropriate? WfkCold tonight
I swear to god, if I found out she had a copy of a relative's Coroner's report. I'd go bleeping nuclear.
I agree to a point, and I don't honestly have an issue with her gender or sexuality. This is her business and doesn't make her a good or bad person.Yes I agree. Jack's gender identity, sexuality and who she choses to sleep with is of no interest to me at all tbh.
I don't think trying to catch her out on that aspect of her life or what she has previously said or done around it proves anything really. Just that people are *ahem* multifaceted
BUT while I do think our concern is mainly, as it should be, around the lack of transparency in her fundraising, the bad financial advice she offers and the terrible recipes, I do think she adopts various identities that "suit the moment" and I am not sure they all ring true. (Aiming for diplomacy but think I've strayed into gross understatement here!)
Just to pick up on a specific of Jack’s defensive rant about her cool Google/Tinder/Povvo Orgs idea, I ran it through Reagan Translates (send cashos).
Monroeism:
a very heavily vetted bunch of decent human beings
Translation:
they got invited to Soho Farmhouse by Google. They are rich and I’ve checked for wedding rings. I’ll seal the deal with a knicker pic; fire up the fanny!
Monroeism:
a very heavily vetted bunch of decent human beings
Translation:
they got invited to Soho Farmhouse by Google. They are rich and I’ve checked for wedding rings. I’ll seal the deal with a knicker pic; fire up the fanny!
Quote Tweets for people without Twiter (I don’t have it either). Not sure this is allowed, but a mod can remove if not. Just learned this yesterdayreading through the quote tweets on her tweet here is an eye-opener. Nearly everyone is taking the piss or questioning her, it really does look like outside of her cult following people now know she is a charlatan. Anyone who has a few minutes, it’s worth your time checking out those quote tweets, really shows the grift is up. Jack‘s carrying on as normal, but the gig is up, doubt it’ll be a Big Bang collapse of her grift, just a slow decline, she’s gonna fade away eventually. Do think we are seeing a silent Blue Tick drift away, I’m all fingers crossed Mum is one of them, want my Nigella back
Just to add to this- I don’t have a Twitter account, but you don’t need one to read quote tweets. You go to the tweet in question, copy the url from your browser window and paste it somewhere like notes.
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1570184863072002048?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5E
Then you copy just the numbers in the tweet, so in the above, 1570184863072002048. Then you just go back to Twitter, and in the search bar type URL: and then paste the numbers and hit search
https://twitter.com/BootstrapCook/status/1570184863072002048?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5E
Then you copy just the numbers in the tweet, so in the above, 1570184863072002048. Then you just go back to Twitter, and in the search bar type URL: and then paste the numbers and hit search
Today is a WILD ride! and I’m totally here for it. Might get some tins of Pina Colada and peanuts for tonight.
I dislike her slagging off Jamie. He’s done tons more actual good than she has (redundancies are ok now, amiright?). Anyway, about him bandwaggoning ‘her’ work:
I dislike her slagging off Jamie. He’s done tons more actual good than she has (redundancies are ok now, amiright?). Anyway, about him bandwaggoning ‘her’ work:
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Off-topic, fraus, but Gordon Brown has got himself off to Washington DC
Don’t forget she single-handedly changed how the ONS measures and reports on inflation through her FORENSIC research and weekly meetings.
Oh, wait, that only happened in her fantasy world, didn’t it? Out here in the real world, the ONS data (which had been in the works since 2019) showed prices rising at a broadly similar level and the ONS has essentially washed its hands of Jack Monroe
When you put it like that it really does !
me, sitting here on this fine friday afternoon, unable to do any work: oh, i am enjoying this chaos. so nice to see proper socialists i follow who normally wouldn't even bother with her getting involved with the mocking and questioning. now, what is this song stuck in my head? you don't half get the strangest songs stuck in there, chooey. you've never really been a big fan of kid creole and the coconuts
brain:
OH ANNIE, THAT'S NOT MY FANNY
just had to get that out lads. it's driving me mad
brain:
OH ANNIE, THAT'S NOT MY FANNY just had to get that out lads. it's driving me mad
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