Jack Monroe #395 That’s not my fanny

[Brian Butterfield]

26k followers squig has entered the chat.

 

[Veronicaaa]

New Recording 5 (online-audio-converter.com).mp3

The cost of living crisis - a conversation with Jack Monroe SCVO Gathering, Glasgow, 15th June 2022

tattle.life

Got this recording from a secret source . Haven't had the chance to listen to it in full yet, but it's audio of the talk she did in Glasgow where she claims to be doing weekly meetings with the ONS.

 

[HodgeSplodge]

Is it just me or is Martin definitely subtweeting Jack here?

I squiggled who he is quote tweeting as not a blue tick even though he's a journalist and former editor of the Sun

 

[DeviledSmeggs]

The one QT of her singing video is very good

 

[Upthisweek]

Talking to someone in the know with Soho Farmhouse earlier....she stayed in The Piglets judging from her photos and would have been given posh free Soho house Shampoo and Shower Gel......SHE NOW HAS SHOWER GEL FRAU!!!

 

[floofle]

3 cups of coffee drunk, 2 Zoom meetings completed, 1 dog walked, 5478 steps taken, 376 words written, 16 emails sent, 2 pieces of toast eaten,1 dishwasher unloaded. See how I work tirelessly for you all? And it’s only 9.48! If I keep this up all day I will have written Ulysses by bedtime. Send cashos. I’m EXHAUSTED.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

As soon as I've collected my son from school I am opening the wine.

 

[Emmapism]

I can't guys. I actually can't. I'm not strong enough. Go on without me. Send helpos

 

[colouredlines]

This is the one time I wish we weren't all anonymous faceless ninnies, because that singing demands canal reaction videos.

I still haven't closed my mouth. I may be stuck like this forever.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[skybluepat]

@skybluepat you need to squiggle the @names
Also that squiggle is an idiot. The King can’t get involved in politics.

I knew that already! Im famously the expert on squiggling! It’s fucking 3am and I’ve worked 143 hours this week. Omg I LITERALLY can’t even breathe in here can I!?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Sorry I know we’ve moved on (been grunking) but I have a teenage son and I just showed him the growler shot and asked how he’d feel if I posted a selfie like that online. He’d be absolutely mortified and call social services and ask to be taken into foster care apparently.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I was enjoying a little Jack sabbatical, I can’t lie. I had GMB on in the background this morning and was pottering about - when I left they were talking about the Queen but when I returned The Poverty Princess was on the screen. For a split second I thought ‘wait…she didn’t really bench press the Queen did she?’

Do we think she keeps the jumper and earrings in a locker at GMB so she can wear them every time she’s on?

 

[jenny2603]

Can't wait for Jack to log on to Twitter dot com.

 

[Jelly Bean]

It isn't going away.
And keeping it all in her bedroom? With various lodgers and house guests coming and going? For fucks sake Jack.

 

[girl1980]

Just found this womp womp on Twitter - trying to edit to fit it all in

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[usefullyuseless]

Wait, didn't she post something like 'gloves off, lawyers instructed' and claimed to have a team of paralegals on the case? Like the Dordrecht Mystery, I'm dying to know what happened here.

 

[itsmeindisguise]

It’s had 5,845 views and I think 5,800 are me as I’m in disbelief!