Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

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With her continued use of the word cabal despite its antisemitic roots and this sage and onion dumpling slop I'm starting to think she doesn't like Jews very much.
 
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The soup. The bleeping soup. Did she accidentally strain it?! Because that is not chicken soup. That’s a shredded roast dinner with chicken gravy. As a Jewish Frau, I am deeply offended by that creation. This is my aneurysm.

My great grandparents didn’t give their lives for Jack to put bleeping STUFFING BALLS in their soup. Jack and her soup need to get in the bin.
 
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Even the comments club can't comment on the soup. You know things are bad when she stops comments, and is spoiling for a fight on some idiot who quote tweets it.
 
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Like Jack, I'm not Jewish but I feel like I should go and find some Jewish people and apologise to them. I know Jack's slops aren't my fault and it's probably liberal guilt running amok in my head by FFS surely someone has to say something. Haven't the Jews suffered enough, without Jack tormenting them?



And worse if she shares the recipe.
I’m guessing she took the first Jewish chicken soup recipe google finds https://www.goodto.com/recipes/chicken-soup-with-matzo-dumplings and couldn’t be arsed to buy Matzo meal (which is ground up Matzah crackers) - she could have just used flour. The sage must dominate and change it - it’s basically something most Jews rarely and only cook to humour sick relatives it’s fairly bland chicken soup. I think she’s trying to say she knows some Jewish people.

Us Jews are looking forward to her next book “Kosher(ish)” where she slaps in a bit of black pudding and cooking bacon. Oy Vey.
 
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I’m guessing she took the first Jewish chicken soup recipe google finds https://www.goodto.com/recipes/chicken-soup-with-matzo-dumplings and couldn’t be arsed to buy Matzo meal (which is ground up Matzo crackers) - she could have just used flour. The sage must dominate and change it - it’s basically something most Jews cook to humour sick relatives it’s fairly blan4d chicken soup. I think she’s trying to say she knows some Jewish people.

Us Jews are looking forward to her next book “Kosher(ish)” where she slaps in a bit of black pudding and cooking bacon. Oy Vey.
She took the first recipie she could find



And ruined it!

Yep thats about the size of it.
 
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I appreciate that maybe you had to be here at the time, but Jack following the Queen on Twitter for less than 24 hours was really funny.

Jack writes a piece in the Express about the Queen.
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Jack reckons the Queen should have a blue tick Twitter account.
@Silver Linings: She already does, you head:
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Jack follows the Queen.
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Jack unfollows the Queen the less than 24 hours later.
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Nominating "She's unfollowed the Queen already" for thread title.
 
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Praying for divorced dads everywhere tonight if these are the lows they have to stoop to in order to get a bit of the burger 😩

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Why is Jack using "publishing" to describe pressing send on tweets?
 
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Her mentions are an absolute bin fire. She is literally under siege

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searching her name gives me this, and I haven’t used those words myself:

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And of the last 10 tweets including her name and/or @ 6 are negative.

As wise @GrannyOgg said, under siege.

Why is Jack using "publishing" to describe pressing send on tweets?
Each tweet is going in the National Archive? Or a copy to the British Library? Or just to show that she’s a cut above the paypigs & trolls who merely send.
 
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If Jack wants to make chicken soup and put stuffing balls in it, why can’t she just simply do that? Why does she have to appropriate another cultures food and change it? It’s not her place to do so. There are elements in world cuisine that once changed, invalidate the original recipe and intentions behind the recipe. She’s a dick. Just make normal chicken soup and add your fecking stuffing balls, but don’t go round claiming it’s somehow Jewish?
 
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searching her name gives me this, and I haven’t used those words myself:

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And of the last 10 tweets including her name and/or @ 6 are negative.

As wise @GrannyOgg said, under siege.



Each tweet is going in the National Archive? Or a copy to the British Library? Or just to show that she’s a cut above the paypigs & trolls who merely send.
I'm getting exactly the same from Twitter and like you I haven't used those terms.
 
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