Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

[KebabGirl]

Someone got told off by the police yesterday for having a blank paper and pen. They were going to write anti monarchy slogans on it but got moved on. So it’s a massive and hilarious joke about that.

Oh! Jack is soooo edgy.
(Sorry to have been the thicko)

 

[FrankReagan]

FRESH SLOP


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כדורים

קצר מדי

אוי בחייך

FFS

 

[Justacatindisguise]

it was a fight club joke dear heart!

Oh phew! I've never made it to the end of fight club, always fall asleep during the soap making bit

 

[Lazarus]

Aw she's rattled by the squig that says she never signposts anything

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None closer to home for her?
Uh she’s a fucking arsehole

 

[HodgeSplodge]

Squiggled this in the off chance it's not actually about Jack even though the first tweet is from a blue tick (who has 20k followers) and the second squig seems to have identified the same thread. View attachment 1575081

Turns out this subtweet is not in fact about Jack, but it's so very telling that it *could* be. Happy to delete if necessary.

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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She's a bloomin' liar!

 

[MooBelle]

Frauen! I did a search on my WhatsApp for her, to see if she had ever been mentioned by any friends in the past - and I was reminded (and very cross with myself too for having forgotten) that an old friend/colleague had actually given her a burger, just the once, many years ago.

I won’t share more out of respect for both their privacy, but the reminder that I am one degree removed from Jack has me shooketh!

What?!
When?!
Who?!

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

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What the fuckety fuck is this? Some kind of unidentified new lifeform in its larval stage?

Celery. Edinburgh

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

You forgot.
Vegan / Economy Sausages
Green doesn’t drive / Day trip by air to Dublin
Very Active / Crumbly Disabled

Oh yeah obviously!
I'm just covering the past week with those

 

[SpudYouHate]

Spoiler: Screenies of this for new fraus

Credit to @Marmalade Atkins for the original
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And for the FORENSIC detective skills, credit to @instacharlie
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ETA forensic credit to @kachoochoo too View attachment 1575201

That's from St Thoms, isn't it? (We spend a fair bit of time there with son and I have loads of pics similar at all times of the day/ night.) What a pr1ck she is.

 

[Helena Handbasket]

@Helena Handbasket have you ever watched Ann Reardon (on utoob) ? Trialling and debunking those mental "cooking" videos with her lovely OH as occasional guineapig

Noooo but I’m off to see! Thanks! But also OH MY GOD THAT’S MY ACTUAL NICHE!

 

[SlopAmbsase]

Can I borrow them? I think I might be a murderer around the edges

Of course, SmeggyH. Just don’t do a Big Dave and get over invested. I really don’t want to enable the first Pumble massacre.

 

[Captainmouse]

There’s just no way to know though is there? Is there a single safe and tested recipe in her entire ‘collection’?

Toast sandwich?

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Aww.. maybe avoid serving anything likely to kill him, you don't want "Jack Monroe Recipe" listed as a cause of death..

There’s just no way to know though is there? Is there a single safe and tested recipe in her entire ‘collection’?

 

[Monroebutnotinasexyway]

Strange she’s taken out all her ~jobs~ when she’s just had to list some of them again for her argument

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Sunday school teacher Jack, don't forget that.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Don't ask me.. some fetishy kink play stuff probably.. adult babies?

Imma just have a Garibaldi and cuppa I think.. sex to me is like making edible food to jack.. I know it's a thing, but I'm not interested in learning how to make it.

Fuck that, starting eating meat again tomorrow.

 

[rogueapostrophe]

Odds on her retweeting the post where the Wimbledon Foodbank are asking for donations as they are not govt. funded?

 

[girl1980]

Wait a minute ..
I'm a guy so if I enjoy eating a kebab that means straight, if I like giving a hotdog, also straight.. if I like getting a hot dog?
Nope I'm confused...
Besides, I reckon fall in to the category that is rarely hungry.

What about vegetarians/90% vegans?!

 

[sleepingsatellite]

I did it whilst grunking lmao

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"It’s the ‘multifaceted human being’ bit talking. My Dad is a Marxist Leninist Socialist who also happens to put all his medals on and salute the Queens Speech at 3pm on Christmas Day without fail. People are complicated, who knew?"

Truly NFT material this one. Holidays are comin’!

 

[Cookiecookie]

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No you can't