Jack Monroe #393 Specialist subject - self

[People-huv-tae-know]

Aside from being disgusting, how salty would that be? She really has no taste buds at all.

Thats because it's always ing.

 

[Mallerenga]

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Thread title nomination right there We can swap ko-fi and Cashapp for PayPal.

 

[Wooh]

Shall I start making her stuff, giving it to my OH and then post his reactions here? Just for japes?

Nah, it's just an expense where the joke will be only funny for a minute. Buy him a decoupage kit instead

 

[Lauradianalou]

I apologise if this has been mentioned as not being forensic with my tattle viewing rn, but have we seen the new bio?
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Strange she’s taken out all her ~jobs~ when she’s just had to list some of them again for her argument

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Where's the fire station job?

 

[Captainmouse]

Whackadoo! Also I remember the profile pic: Jack in heroin chic mode totally natural not filtered at all, something about a hole in her mouth swelling it? Absolute fucking insane behaviour.
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Someone much kinder than me said above that no one wants Jack to fail. I can't guarantee I feel the same. This has all gone on for too long

I will push right up against the as much as I can and say I am almost certain it was a Tinder hook-up. I know from these threads JM went through a Tinder period (can a clever Frau pinpoint when?) so maybe it was then, but she could also have been using Tinder at other times. I wish I could be more specific and/or ask for all the gory details and receipts but he really isn't a very close friend and would probably find it weird that I am asking now! I've opened small talk 'how's it going etc' and will try to circle back to JM if the opportunity presents itself.

can you ask a closer friend for the tea ?

 

[FrankReagan]

Haven’t done a Nigella since the great chicken and chorizo lasagne massacre of 2007. Either Nigella loves chorizo fat swimming on the top of a lasagne or that recipe was untested Jack stylez. I’m just going to throw one slop creation in and say I got it from a food mag.
I am now beginning to worry a bit for him-I mean he’s ever so nice.

I do Nigella’s anchovy pasta a few times a month and it’s lush. Even fussy children (not mine) have wolfed it down.

Just please don’t pumble him.

Nowfuck off x

 

[Tin Can Crook]

Anyway lads it's Wednesday. She allegedly has a talk today. "Google" maybe?

 

[Justacatindisguise]

Can anyone explain what's gone on here? Followers have been up and down at a fairly steady rate this afternoon and then 27 went in the space of two seconds. Just social blade being weird?

 

[hooplifehero]

Yeah I wouldn’t if you’ve interacted with Jack and more importantly it’s your actual twitter with personal information. Don’t want Jack triangulating you. Best keep silent on this

also, be less obvious

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Why can’t I find her tweet about her dad saluting the telly? Is it still there?

It’s still there. It’s on the thread about Charles and his leaky pen

 

[Helena Handbasket]

As most of it likely ends up in the dogs bowl, I'd check the dogs still live and kickin.. only cookery writer that employs a dog as a poison checker...probably on the payroll of the next sham company.

Oh I wouldn’t feed it to my dog! No no. She’s far too fussy!

 

[Helena Handbasket]

Helena films self making a dish "off the internet". Films OH threatening to leave and dog casually hiding its bowl. Nobody claims trolling, abuse or harassment as that would entail owning up to being the author of said recipe.

I am deceased.

 

[Belgian Bun]

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What the fuckety fuck is this? Some kind of unidentified new lifeform in its larval stage?

ALIEN

 

[House of Carbonara]

Get away from Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits you SH1TTER!



Also voice changes are not reversible when you come off testosterone, so double no it fucking didn't because we'd still be able to hear it. Why is she so wrong about everything all the time? It's lying isn't it?

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Lies! And more lies...

 

[KebabGirl]

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I'm clearly being thick, can someone explain her answer?

I thought the article was about them bussing in heads of state on coaches (I'm imagining a night bus / 699 in Liverpool atmosphere!) so am a bit perplexed.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Any specific tweets, it might be better to screenshot and upload to Tattle. I learned the other day that archive.org has ‘excluded’ the tweets of a certain US journalist at her request and I wonder if others will be able to follow suit in future. I don’t trust them anymore.

The one with the uncle? Yeah good point.

 

[jenny2603]

At a guess I think she was reading about damp housing causing respiratory disease, googled stuff about lungs and got sidetracked by animal lungs.

Or she was planning on murdering Coops and pinning the blame on Evil Landlady for renting a damp hell hole to poor smol pixie.

 

[Justacatindisguise]

I didn't see it as burger shaming - if it had been Lawrence Fox or Russ from wherever who had been eating out (although I bet most places Russ tries to visit he finds closed), I would have found it just as entertaining.

I don't suppose anyone cares about what Jack gets up to with her genitalia,; although doubtless Jack loves a chance to shout misogyny at us. So I like to spell it out the we don't give a fuck who she fucks..

Please no

 

[Lauradianalou]

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Stuffing burps....🫢🫢

 

[HotesTilaire]

What about vegetarians/90% vegans?!

or on a really bad day