Jack Monroe #390 Jack just behaves strangely in a bungalow

[SlopAmbsase]

"Point me to where I said I had APPLIED?! Where did I say those words?"

(Think she said she had just filled applications)

She thinks they’re wordy sudoku puzzles.

 

[Candytuft]

I’ve softly, gently, forensically done a thing x


NB. Yes it’s all £20. Yes it’s all from Asda. Send cashos not questions.

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This is it. I have peaked.

 

[MistyWindows]

I remember my dad doing multiple trips to Safeway when they limited special offers in the 90s

We can't be trying to let everyone get some of the essentials range now can we? Outrageous.

Exactly, talk about mountains out of molehills just the other day one of the fridges broke at my local Tesco and they ended up with a shortage of soft cheeses so limited buying, I don’t recall anyone shitting their paints out of fear.

 

[AndrewsDaddy]

I know Simon (Big Green Books) and I think he's fully unaware of the Life & Times of Jackie Monroe - I'll have to send him a tattle link

I certainly am put off ever using them as they are enabling her

Fishfinger curry sounds yummy

Fishfingers are pricey maybe try turkey dinosaur curry

 

[MistyWindows]

Chocolate pear cake sponge fingers
Ok but I really want a goth trifle now

Oh god
Black pudding sprinkles

 

[Bugger13]

Her entire research for that piece was watching The Iron Lady. She really is the laziest human being who ever lived.

I note the words she leaves us with at the end. I wonder if Jack ever reflected on them or were they just a barked instruction to the rest of us? I don't wonder, she's incapable of honest self-reflection.

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Based on this I have a good insight into Jack’s mind. It appears to consist of Cotswold catalogues, £ signs, spunky slop, rage, Jack as the centre of the world and a shrunken head wearing curtains holding 3 iPhones.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Kids disappearing overnight probably translates to there being a planned move while Jack was at her grandma's one afternoon.

A kid left and didn’t say goodbye or wave back at Jack one time
Praise beans for Rachel Green (not that one) agreeing to the charity handcuff week

 

[Cornelia Hosendove]

As far as I'm aware, there's no specific rule on foster children sharing rooms, not with same sex, similar age children anyway, but the LA wouldn't allow boy/girl sharing over the age of 11, even within the related family, it would be classed as overcrowding. However my knowledge on room sharing is based on my friend being a foster child, she always shared a room with her foster sister.

Currently a separate room is an absolute requirement for a foster placement. Only possible exception is younger same sex siblings. This may not have been the case previously though.

 

[MooBelle]

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@Silver Linings

I'm printing this out.

 

[MooBelle]

What?

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The fuck is she on about?

 

[Penelope_Ghent]

Someone middle class wants to feel good and buy some poor people a patronising cookbook but doesn’t know any… whilst none of the other middle class people want it … and all the paupers already know how to feed themselves and have no intentions of hoop rinsing View attachment 1562231

<insert ‘haven’t they suffered enough’ gif>

 

[jenny2603]

Tbf, that does sound exactly like something Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith would say.

It's something anyone who saw that book would say. How she got that published remains a mystery.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Strange there has been no gnashing or wailing about arthritis pain despite what seemed like intense use of various modes of transport yesterday

There will be soon

 

[Lazarus]

I'm a Bristol Frau. She may be Jack adjacent with her combos. But definitely not Jack.

Oh no, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it was Jack, I just meant Jacks plagiarising already vile combos and somehow making them worse.

 

[Django]

The woman who used taxpayer money to hush up her son's abuse? Yeah I can see why you'd have a soft spot for her.

Jack also seems to admire her 'mom' who was shagging around before her first husband died.

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[Hunsgraveyard]

Is that why Jack never travels with her security?

No. Its because fitments of a smol pixie grifter cunt's imagination make their own mystical way rather than catching the (not late) train......

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

I mean, I like broccoli but that’s not what a Choir of Archangels tastes like

 

[HotesTilaire]

slopbot May alongside poshslob liz!

He can fit in her handbag, he’s only the size of a tin of unrinsed beans

 

[NellieBoo]

The Brie and chilli jam macaroni cheese on their page begs to differ!

I'm a Bristol Frau. She may be Jack adjacent with her combos. But definitely not Jack.

 

[viggle]

I thought she had a “room of requirement” which is some posh way of describing a room you don’t need. Well, now she requires it to be a sorting room, and everyone can have their bedroom back! #hoteshacks.

Is that how she used it?! Does she realise ‘room of requirement’ is a Harry Potter reference?
A room of requirement is a room full of junk that you’ll always find the thing you need in. Nothing to do with the requirement of the actual room.

Jack, have a Google before you say things.