DisgruntledGoat
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I was today years old when I realised that Phoebe Bridgers is not, in fact, the posh woman who wrote Fleabag.
I LOVE these posts and try to use my Yuri Geller style powers to make squigs do more of them. I want this to be Jack's life now "Jack, I was in the Asda Bromborough store and noticed they'd run out of lemon curd, this isn't the first time it's happened. Mum likes it on a scone and if we can't get it she has to make do with a bit of fairy cake, now mum isn't one to complain but I can tell she's disappointed. Could you speak you them about this"View attachment 1561476
LJC - people are so confused they are picking things up and putting things back again in Asda. Squig, like the Smartprice rice that was never taken away, it just might not be there right now. Maybe there just weren’t enough items to put in the section. I don’t think even this is one for Super Mon, can’t you just let her breathe?
Softly, gently getting pounded for six hours on a sofa paid for by Katie Hopkins’ cash.I suspect that a lot of recent chaos has been directed at people who are actually close to Jack, and possibly connected to the 'oldest friend' with whom Jack is softly, gently falling in love.
I’ve said similar in the past. Yeah I think she had a certain appeal to older lesbians in the past as a baby dyke. I know some of my mates would have fancied the pleather pants off of her and probably put up with a LOT of her shit. I’ve know a few couples with the Jack/Leggy dynamic. While she’s still objectively attractiveI feel that now is the time to say something that's been on my mind for a while. The problem is I don't want to be fallen out with or be misunderstood. I am nice, honestly.
Here goes.
Jack is after fellas now because she is getting too old to be of interest to older, rich lesbians. In my experience ( decades ago but I don't think it's changed much ) The elder would get great sex from a keen youngster in exchange for being treated to things. Not necessarily money but access to the in crowd, meeting people who are on the scene and popular, being taken places in cars and taxis, that kind of thing.
But these youngsters become irritating before long. They take too much and get clingy. Sex wanes. They must think anyone over 30 is grateful for any bit of anything.
She's not butch, never has been. She had a baby dyke cuteness that doesn't work at her age. Harsh, but true. Most folks move on, find a niche to be comfortable with and enjoy life as it is. Not Jack.
Oh no.
Oh god this has really amused me. The way it's written, like Jack is now an emergency service only contactable via Twitter and she needs to respondURGENTLY, SOFTLY to help the good peasants of Asda Charlton out. And the depiction of these shoppers as some kind of distressed flock, wandering in bewilderment, unable to function, 'picking things up and putting things back again'![]()
After my commie grannie died we found an old diary of hers from the 1950s where she remarked on how hot Prince Philip was. It caused much hooting in the Numbers family.Big Dave the Marxist's going to be devvoed
‘Railroad track’? Calm down, Huckleberry Finn.Why you cry
non royalist Jack comparing herself to Lady Di
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Also this article is like full house Jack Bingo - probs been posted a billion times but I hooted at all the Jack classics in one story.
Just seen this. Is this us they're talking about? Or AM?
anyway.
The Monkeys are sycophancy Primatified.![]()
It's a Twitter user who has a slightly worrying obsession with Jack (seriously Jack, if you see her coming up the drive, dial 999 and lock everything). Some people have decided she is Jack even though it takes about 2.3 seconds to establish that she isn't. The whole thing has placed @Marmalade Atkins at SEVERE risk of aneurysm.'Wonky B'? I no unnerstand.