He doesn't follow you on Twitter "hun", his team run an account that follows 19.1k accounts, one of which is yours. David Walliams is hardly sat at home, Grunking his way through that feed you absolute melt.
Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon
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The delusion. Sorry I said you snort coke and don’t write your own books. I’m a z list celeb, please engage with me.
Also, fancy.
Plot twist - No deleted tweets. She’s doubling down.
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Shut up. Imagine if one of us was saying things like this? "Oh if I bumped into JM in the groucho then I can't say I wouldn't spill my soup all over her 'cos I'm terribly clumsy tee hee xxxx", she'd be screaming bloody murder!
ETA: oops, great minds @Silver Linings, @NomDeGuerre
Also fascinated to see she's on the Android now. Does she space the phones out by room? Time of day? Battery? Mood?
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Ahhhh threatening to assault him now, great look. #bekind
Oh my GOD this is all so childish! The whole OOPSIE I 'accidentally' spilled my coffee on you is playground stuff, but she knows her sycophants will lap it up cos she's SUCH a rebel 
hE fOlLoWs mE oN tWiTtEr
He follows 19,100 people on Twitter. His team handles his profile. He’s not reading your tit
I’m rarely shocked by her antics but I can’t believe her agent etc are ok with this. It’s their careers too.
I have never rooted for David walliams before in my life but come on bro, get the claws out. Show her some sass
Are you actually joke threatening to scald him? You absolute bleeping whopper.
Guten morgen housefraus!
Just jumping in on the David Walliams thing. She's got a bloody cheek criticising someone for changing their name, hasn't she. Hello, self awareness?
I have mixed feelings about DW but that is neither here nor there. My son loved his books when he was younger and he has a good eye for what appeals to kids.
Although I do agree Jack would be a champ at writing fiction. She's had plenty of practice.
Just jumping in on the David Walliams thing. She's got a bloody cheek criticising someone for changing their name, hasn't she. Hello, self awareness?
I have mixed feelings about DW but that is neither here nor there. My son loved his books when he was younger and he has a good eye for what appeals to kids.
Although I do agree Jack would be a champ at writing fiction. She's had plenty of practice.
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Just further proving it’s all self-promotion, not like we needed any proof. She is painfully embarrassing.
I actually hope DW doesn’t acknowledge any of it now, I think the fallout would be far worse from her. He has nothing to gain from engaging with that sad act.
I actually hope DW doesn’t acknowledge any of it now, I think the fallout would be far worse from her. He has nothing to gain from engaging with that sad act.
I've never read a DW, being considerably out of his target age zone, but if it's anything like Roald Dahl then I hope it's something along the lines of:
Mrs Slopp: the woman who vomited baked beans out of her mouth every time she saw someone eating a meal that was semi-solid and had a RRP of over £5.
Jackolight-tongue: the lady who lied so much her tongue tied into an unbreakable knot. She was doomed to forever eat sludge as a result.
Right? Like that’s common assault, I appreciate not in the public interest to prosecute but it goes to show how safe she feels that she’d make those threats on a huge public platform. To be middle class ey
She has a very inflated sense of her own importance doesn’t she?
I can imagine the conversation between DW and his team this morning.
“Just one more thing before you go, I’m not sure if you remember umm (checks notes) Jack Monroe? She did a poverty cookbook? Said she was trans? Was running for Parliament? Recovering alcoholic? Took Katie Hopkins to court? Yes! That’s the one! Well she’s trying to cancel you on Twitter. Any action or ignore?”
She picks topics that there is a need to address; the lack of diversity on TV cooking shows, that kids books are largely celeb driven atm, that black lives matter. And then tackles them in such a clumsy, ignorant, self-centred way that if you were someone who didn't know about the subject her tweets would turn you to the wrong side of the debate.
Says the Queen of tit-tagging. Who claims she has self awarwness.
Nobody would ever mention a lawyer now living in Israel unless they specifically wanted to draw attention to their ethnicity/religion/culture for 'reasons'.
'Joking' threats of scalding people are such a domestic abuser thing to say, too.
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