Jack Monroe #39 Cat's in the bathroom with silver spoon,this is real life not Mills & Boon

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Motherwellgirl

Exactly. The come to bed pasta was one thing. But the fuck me sauce!!!!

I’m not sure if any of those recipes made it into the books. Just her blog.

But come on. Give me strength. Talk about over sharing. No one cares what she cooked for her exes.

I remember around 18 months ago she posted up this old photo of her last ex in a kilt with a huge over sharing drama. I am marrying this woman!!!!

I was sitting going shut up shut up this is going to come back and bite you on the arse.
 
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ChickenPorridge

The absolute gall of her tweeting that hoover gif about DW when she stomped over here for the same type of thing written about her! Couldn't make it up. But then again, that was just her excuse to post here, she was bloody busting for an excuse
 
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FridayFunDay

If my sons school booked Jack Monroe I'd remortgage and get David Walliams in instead
 
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GrunkaLunka

Does anyone have this book she's on about? I'd really like to see the "horrific racism" because the two examples she's given, I dunno they don't seem that horrific to me?

1) a character gets called Desmond Tutu because her surname is similar to Tutu.

2) a character has big frizzy hair.

Am I missing something? I hope I'm not being fucking ignorant here but that doesn't strike me as being horrific.
 
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moglits

grunkagrukagrunkagrunka

FARRKKIINELL. I have one day off from Tattle, one!

Thank you for your lovely comments on my Spunkless Veggie Lasagne. It’s based on this recipe, but also not at all because it’s entirely veggie I use Meatless Farm mince, Marmite for ‘beefiness’, veggie parmesan, and oat milk for my bechamel (GASP).

I cannot believe what I’m seeing tonight. Genuinely quite alarmed at Jack’s inability to learn from previous mistakes.
 
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HarderFaster

Any other Twitter sleuths note a former Tattle poster still going at it in the replies?

I admire his dedication to screaming into the void tbh.
 
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Switchstreetz

ChickenPorridge said:
The absolute gall of her tweeting that hoover gif about DW when she stomped over here for the same type of thing written about her! Couldn't make it up. But then again, that was just her excuse to post here, she was bloody busting for an excuse
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Correct me if I'm wrong but we haven't really seen nonnymouse since, either I hope she wasn't scared off she did nothing wrong!
 
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chocolate choux

Tabitha D said:
Also, I do think she’s missed the point re the projectile vomiting jokes. Yes, it’s juvenile and gross, but these are kids’ books, and kids like that kind of thing coz they’re horrible little bastards.
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Exactly, I remember being in a toy store late last year looking for a gift and being shocked at the amount of games involving poo: one where you had to avoid dog turds with a blindfold on; one where you had to plunge a toilet; one where you had to make a dog do a poo; one where you had to fish for poos with a net...

Children are gross, and obsessed with bodily functions. It’s not like DW is pulling this crap out of nowhere
 
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FrumpyCat

God yes, the fucking stink she kicked up on here because ONE person said her kitchen photos looked like she was going for 1900s heroin chic
 
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Chocolate girl

I'm starting to wonder if it's not a case of her being disgusted at DW charging 25k for school visits but more jealously because she cant even get paid £25 for school visiting.

Maybe Jack is attention seeking because shes hoping Walliams will get her a guest spot on BGT
 
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PoorPatrol

https://giphy.com/26ybvVb9iSmht7LdC Oh, Jack. Good luck with the case. We’ve got some beautiful baked bean outfits we could send to you for the hearing.... post is very slow, though. Will take about a month to arrive and cost more than if you just bought on amazon, but you know
 
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FrumpyCat

God yes! Sarah Palin, her foreign policy was 'I can see Russia from my house '
 
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heretoreaditall2019

omg I'm stuck on page 9 and so excited for what the future holds - I only went out for a lil drive who'd have known I'd miss all this!! But:

FRAUS GET UR COURT OUTFITS DRY CLEANED & FRESHLY PRESSED

Looks like we have a beautiful little legal drama to watch unfold! Cannot wait! x
 
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