RATTLE RATTLE buy me a house RATTLE RATTLE
RATTLE RATTLE buy me a house RATTLE RATTLE
Solar-powered light just out of shot, one assumes?
I've been sick in my mouth..she's rancid.
She is a gorgeous dog. Laurie, for avoidance of doubt. As long as she can't eat any leftovers of recipe testing - imagine the dog farts after a prune and chicken meatloaf.
Thread title nominationAre we sure it's actually Jack replying and not two pickled radishes and a pumble in a trench coat
Oh no she's saying she's taken his entire room off him now so she can sort her hoarded shite out in there. He's supposedly in her room now and she's on the sofa to get used to the 1 bed flatWhy is she sleeping on the sofa, I’m so confused. I thought she swopped SB bed for a single?
Translation = they were very expensive but I don’t want to admit it.
After a few minutes reflection, I have decided that this is my fucking aneurysm. As if *anyone* with any kind of serious joint issues/pain would willingly sleep on a sofa for months?? Madness. Next time she whinges about her crumbly shoulders, I double dare one of the squigs to ask "have you tried sleeping in an actual bed you attention-seeking faker?"Sweet LJC what performative nonsense. is she seriously going to sleep on the sofa for the next six months when there are at least two whole other bedrooms? This is not normal or sane. Completely unnecessary performance.
Don't worry, Jack will have used Wilko's paint xLurker here but I’ve just seen I’ve got on the same colour toenail varnish as her. Thank fuck I’ve got some remover.
I'm with you on this. SHE HAD A SOFA BED AND GOT RID OF IT. WHY.After a few minutes reflection, I have decided that this is my fucking aneurysm. As if *anyone* with any kind of serious joint issues/pain would willingly sleep on a sofa for months?? Madness. Next time she whinges about her crumbly shoulders, I double dare one of the squigs to ask "have you tried sleeping in an actual bed you attention-seeking faker?"
Maybe it's there so people can't claim "lost your number (mate)"....It’s the Laurie pics from a while ago. She said she didn’t care about the number because it was a work phone. She knows it’s there. I think she was hoping to record abuse, cops in, the whole circus tbh. Failed miserably, nobody cared
Make sure it’s not dog food, I learned recently it contains ground boneShe's just done this to mess with us. I'm certain of it. I'd eat the cat's meaty pouches before anything she's describing here.
Two questions Jack,
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