A 41 minute booty call. And they say romance is dead.I’m not very good at twitter but the only gap I can find before Jack tweeted about her burger related treat was a tweet at 22.57. She then tweeted again at 23.38. So that’s a gap of 41 minutes. So she was either tweeting while burger boy was with her or he stayed for a max of 41 minutes. How nice.
I read it that way too. I imagine it’s either a Jack fan, or just some Twitter random who hasn’t heard of Jack beyond the rinsed hoops and was making fun of the debacle around it. Jack is so utterly humourless that she’s howling and clawing that someone would compare her amazing work getting kids fed (haha) to literal genocide.And I wouldn’t be surprised if the Hitler one is a supportive squig, which would be hilarious if so given that Jack’s purposely left people’s handles on so her monkeys can abuse them.
Sunday, she's booked for the Forwards Festival to discuss the food crisis with Jay Rayner. Always a sign a subject is being taken seriously when someone decides to discuss it with Jack.
This is one of the many things which make me think she's not entirely sober. I'm only just over 3 months sober and my life is so much calmer now that I don't have the artificial mood swings from alcohol (the dopamine and sugar high, the dynorphin crash). I know we're different people and everyone is different, but one of the things that a lot of people in my sobriety group say is that they are so much more even-keeled now, the wild swings are gone.Life beyond my wildest dreams
Nightmeat nightmare
Life beyond my wildest dreams
Nightmeat nightmare
For the love of god woman, STRIVE FOR SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE!! Everything is so extreme and dramatic and…flip floppy #whiplashmonroe
Unfortunately the squig is suffering from premature evaluation; Patreon dosh arrives on the 5th of the month.
It's a massive waste of time.Has Jay Rayner ever eaten anything that came out of a can? Unless it's cavier (that comes in cans, right?!).
Can't think of two more unsuitable people to discuss the food crisis.
Sorry, I did a chaos, I think she's speaking on Sunday. According to Google maps, it's more like four hours to get there on Sunday, so if she wants to get to Bristol in plenty of time, she'll need to get up very early for a smol pixie.Well, I hope she's already set off, it takes over three hours to get to Bristol on the train from Thorpe Bay.
Back for a feck, thankyou Jack!I’m not very good at twitter but the only gap I can find before Jack tweeted about her burger related treat was a tweet at 22.57. She then tweeted again at 23.38. So that’s a gap of 41 minutes. So she was either tweeting while burger boy was with her or he stayed for a max of 41 minutes. How nice.
Please don’t say you’re “only” over 3 months sober, that’s amazing! I think for me, anything that’s far away from the chaos of active alcoholism is life beyond my wildest dreams on a day to day basis. Life is always ups and downs for everyone but she does swing wildly and very quickly from one extreme to the other!This is one of the many things which make me think she's not entirely sober. I'm only just over 3 months sober and my life is so much calmer now that I don't have the artificial mood swings from alcohol (the dopamine and sugar high, the dynorphin crash). I know we're different people and everyone is different, but one of the things that a lot of people in my sobriety group say is that they are so much more even-keeled now, the wild swings are gone.
There's a 3-hour gap here:I’m not very good at twitter but the only gap I can find before Jack tweeted about her burger related treat was a tweet at 22.57. She then tweeted again at 23.38. So that’s a gap of 41 minutes. So she was either tweeting while burger boy was with her or he stayed for a max of 41 minutes. How nice.
Quoting myself here, but the ten grand I mentioned here would be for your proper highish-end knows-what-they're-doing ex-Special Branch connected non-flashy protection. You can get jumped-up doormen/Essex crim-wideboys/SE-London steroid roadmen for a lot less. But, of course, generally there you're just wasting your money and aren't any safer then you were before. Probably less.Not to triangulate myself, but I work with former official CPO's (yer actual concealed-Glock/summers in Aberdeenshire hem hem ones) and absolutely everything she's said about her new status is total, probably snow-enabled bullshit. This stuff requires acts of parliament (if you're important enough), otherwise it's charged to you all the way on a line-by-line basis, usually to your Dubai-based offshore or your long-standing trust-fund. If it's private (i.e. arranged by you) then think about ten grand a week, not including the transport that THEY pick, not you. Going to Hastings on a railcard would be laughed out of town.
I think you'll find she's being helicoptered in accompanied by her close protection officer.Sorry, I did a chaos, I think she's speaking on Sunday. According to Google maps, it's more like four hours to get there on Sunday, so if she wants to get to Bristol in plenty of time, she'll need to get up very early for a smol pixie.
Exactly. Another call handler would get good use out of that.Why didn't she hand it back in when she left? It's not like it's custom fitted, it can be re-issued to someone else.
I don’t think the world‘s ready for Cougar JackI always imagine burger man as the squeaky voiced teen from the Simpsons. Just got off the late shift at McDonald’s and bringing round one of the burgers they were about to chuck out.
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Oh no she fucking didn'tSorry if this has been posted already on the thread but this is *always* worth an airing
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