I thought most of Jack's Paetron supporters were only paying £1 a month so not getting any postcsrds,- I am sure Jack said that, and will remember it when Jack starts crying about carrying 1,000s of postcards to the post office.
I thought most of Jack's Paetron supporters were only paying £1 a month so not getting any postcsrds,- I am sure Jack said that, and will remember it when Jack starts crying about carrying 1,000s of postcards to the post office.How many patrons did she have back in November 2020?
If she had no patrons and now has say 720 (actual 736), with a steady increase in between that's 30 new per month
With nothing fulfilled and 3 postcards per patron per month she owes 22,770
First month 30 patrons 90 cards
Last month 720 patrons 2,160 cards
If anyone has the numbers I can put them in
ETA didn't see the 10 postcard tier, as above but if 10% are on those it's an additional 5,313, if 50% are it's 26,565 extra (so 28,083-49,335 total)
If she had a lot of subscribers in 2020 it's a lot more
The maffs gets even bigger if you have to work out the ones that joined and cancelled somewhere in there, they are still getting what they paid for aren't they Jack?
With tinned fava beans?I've finally got it...she looks like Anthony Hopkins playing Hannibal Lecter.
Boiler suit. Check.
Slicked back hair. Check.
Weird pose. Check.
Bizarre grin. Check.
Blank stare. Check.
I wonder if she's having Clarice around for a liver and chianti supper.
I haven't got the skill to do a side by side picture.
So sending individual postcards 2nd class (68p) and taking the midway point of 100,000 postcards means the postage alone comes toKeeping up with the threads is practically a full time job, now I get where Jack calculates her 100 hour working week calculations.
Anyway, Mathsing.
Post cards come at the £7 tier, but I think it's a safe assumption that most subscribers are going to think it's worth paying the £3.50 up from the basic tier to get the goodies- post from your fav celebrity crook? bargain. She currently has 763 patreon subscribers, but that was up to 800 at some point.
Let's go with 750 just for simplicity. I know from my pals who have patreons (for cooking-related bits and bobs and actually deliver!) that most people will stump up the extra to get a physical object.
She has 6 tiers, so assuming an even split of patrons across all tiers, that's 83% of subscribers she'd need to do postcards for.
That's 622.5, let's say 622 people who need cards.
Rewards range from 3 to 10 cards depending on tiers.
3 postcards per person, that's between 1,866 and 6,220 cards a month she owes per month.
She hasn't delivered rewards since November 2020, which is 22 months.
Meaning she owes between 41,052 and 136,840 postcards.
I'm sure her local post office is thrilled by the news that during the postal strikes, Jack's going to be rocking up with her shopping trolley filled with tens of thousands of postcards and a shrug "ADHD amirght".
She's broken her gifted shopping too!I thought most of Jack's Paetron supporters were only paying £1 a month so not getting any postcsrds,- I am sure Jack said that, and will remember it when Jack starts crying about carrying 1,000s of postcards to the post office.
Babe, same xView attachment 1546886
Hey Jack, I just took delivery of some fine printed recipes. No slop at all, ya wee jealous cunt.
Sorry for being a nob but would it not be £68,000.? A drop in the oceanSo sending individual postcards 2nd class (68p) and taking the midway point of 100,000 postcards means the postage alone comes to £680,000...
Am gutted I just checked when mine is due for delivery but back when I PRE ORDERED IT IN MAY I had a different card registered and for some reason it didn’t switch so I’ve just had to update and now needing to wait til SaturdayView attachment 1546886
Hey Jack, I just took delivery of some fine printed recipes. No slop at all, ya wee jealous cunt.
Oh please let some squigs send him the receipts. You never know.And Jay Rayner at the Bristol Festival - is he gonna ask these questions?
£68,000 dear heartSo sending individual postcards 2nd class (68p) and taking the midway point of 100,000 postcards means the postage alone comes to £680,000...
Oh yes!!!I thought most of Jack's Paetron supporters were only paying £1 a month so not getting any postcsrds,- I am sure Jack said that, and will remember it when Jack starts crying about carrying 1,000s of postcards to the post office.
That's a very good point. She doesn't have much, if anything to 'sort out' then does sheI thought most of Jack's Paetron supporters were only paying £1 a month so not getting any postcsrds,- I am sure Jack said that, and will remember it when Jack starts crying about carrying 1,000s of postcards to the post office.
Me tooooo!!Babe, same x
Ha! Me too!Am gutted I just checked when mine is due for delivery but back when I PRE ORDERED IT IN MAY I had a different card registered and for some reason it didn’t switch so I’ve just had to update and now needing to wait til Saturday
Ooft, I've obviously hit an extra button on my calculator! So sorry - unlike Jack/Einstein, maffs of any description is not in my skill set!£68,000 dear heart
ETA: beaten to it by our Dino friend
@MancBee that is exactly who I was thinking of
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Prepare yourself, I'm going to give it to you straight. There are no postcards. You may wonder how something that doesn't exist can be both high quality and double-sided, but that's the genius of it!What are the postcards *of* please?!
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