Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)

[MoistenedGussets]

Oh Moisty G the little salami creatures look so ANGRY

Well wouldn't you?
If you rocked up to a photo shoot expecting Jamie Oliver and you got 2nd Rate Slop Slinger?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

It sounds like a teenage boy, wonder if her younger brother is staying with her? The ones whos hair she almost cut? Speculation. I have no clue, but he sounds like a teen.

 

[Captainmouse]

Your username! What's it like inside? Anything the canal can send you?

Cake with a file perhaps?

 

[Just Lou]

"I must be stopped at all costs by all nefarious means"

YOU ARE NOT THAT IMPORTANT JACK YOU DELUDED FUCKING HALF WIT

Thread title nomination? But asterisk the swear.

 

[Nonah]

I use a spoon from my daughter‘s childhood cutlery set (she’s in comp now) which is smaller than a dessert spoon and slightly bigger than a teaspoon. Desserts just taste better with it. Especially trifle. Proper Mrs B trifle, not some abomination with gold spray and pickled arse slices.

This sounds perfect.

 

[SendReceive]

Re: the “extremely difficult thing” - did she have any Twitter meltdowns in late August previously does anyone know?

Ah, @GoLando just beat me to it!

 

[blurstoftimes]

I have grunked but apols if someone has already done this but thrashing in a trap of their own making for thread title?
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thrashing in a trap is the perfect metaphor for ol’ shark eyes

 

[Just Lou]

Weird time of year to be taking antihistamines. I know some people get hooked on the drowsiness.

She should not be taking them with Mirtazapine as it’ll make the drowsiness worse.

I have to take them all year round.

 

[Jemadah]

Ketamine?

Looks like PORCUPINE

 

[matchakitkat]

I take loratadine or cetrazine most days as I have so many different allergies, they don't make me sleepy at all. I always have some with me just in case

Babe, same x

 

[MissMarple10]

Does she have a specific filter that makes the natural creases in her hands look grey, an unwashed filter or summat?

Diluted boiled down soapmate

 

[SharkAttack]

Its too late for any of it, it’s gone too far. Appeals to excuse her behaviour aren’t enough now especially after the horrendous attacks at the weekend. Too many people have been watching. (Poor Martin Lewis must absolutely love the way Jack and her Squigs continually attempt to link their names).
I wonder if the blue Squigs will come running to support her? The only one I’ve seen in the past few days is that dreadful Julia Hartley Brewster. Not exactly the endorsement Jack would be hoping for

Julia HB didn’t support her, did she? If so that really surprises me.

 

[FrumpyCat]

I reckon the frozen creamed spinach is from Ocado (or Waitrose). Most supermarkets only do plain frozen spinach, not creamed. Ocado does though.
That bottomless store cupboard/freezer, ey?

Surely a dollop of yoghurt added to the spinach would make an excellent creamed spinach?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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This is got to be fake..right?!

Come back and tell us your thoughts in Winter Squig.

 

[PowerliftingOtter]

Asenapine possibly? Used for manic phase of bipolar disorder... Might just be wishful thinking that she'll calm down.

Definitely posted intentionally to capture the meds in shot.

 

[That Forensic Man]

Can’t understand for the life of me why you’d take the medication out of the box and put it into a zip lock bag, but can anyone read what she has written on it?

"ACRIVASTINE" (i.e. Benadryl lol)

Has anyone triangulated the water glasses yet?

Going to go out on a limb here and suggest John Lewis?

Possibly, they strongly resemble the Luigi Bormioli bach whisky tumblers (£35/4), but Jack's appear to be larger and have a wider rim. I also think the shams look a little heavy for John Lewis.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

"ACRIVASTINE" (i.e. Benadryl lol)



Possibly, they strongly resemble the Luigi Bormioli bach whisky tumblers (£35/4), but Jack's appear to be larger and have a wider rim. I also think the shams look a little heavy for John Lewis.

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They are actually reminding me more of a slightly fancier version of these dessert cups

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[Cucumberthunder]

Has AM added her real first name to her bio or was that already there?

She added it a little while ago

 

[Savethesauce]

Asenapine possibly? Used for manic phase of bipolar disorder... Might just be wishful thinking that she'll calm down.

Does it say BACKACHE?

 

[Edie Po]

She’s been reading the extremely clever w/c woman on whose thread she tried to defend the JK stuff and she’s trying to channel her. This is fucking outrageous
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Calm down Jack Wallace

She goes to Scotland for a hot second