Use the code word celery and we can have you out of there in 15 minutes.The publishing team actually exist. Can’t help but think this is some sort of hostage situation
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Use the code word celery and we can have you out of there in 15 minutes.The publishing team actually exist. Can’t help but think this is some sort of hostage situation
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I think I would rather eat pickled anus than any Jack recipe.I think the arseholes are the elderly radishes. I don't know why she is like this.
THREAD TITLE NOMINATION.There's no video of her pissed on a train.
Poor Caroline. imagine her crying in the downstairs loo before getting it together and going out to eat every last mouthful under the unblinking gaze of the shark. I hope she nicked loads of stuff before she left.It just all looks so soggy. And as for the combo - creamed spinach .. and chilli sauce? Dear god.
Why couldn’t she just do them a nice normal sandwich or something.
Also, remember this abomination that she gave poor Caroline for lunch one time? Has she never heard the saying “you eat with your eyes”? No wonder Caroline left.
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I’m really picky about cutlery too. Hate anything that has that metallic taste. I just feel like those old spoons probably taste like licking an old doorknob (insert OH joke here).The cutlery gives me the boak more than anything else. I’m really picky about it for some reason. Can’t be too big or too small and it really needs to be as plain as possible. (Also I insisted on eating afters with a teaspoon until I was quite an embarrassing age.)
I'm going to agree with you. Whilst I'm no academic (what do you mean, none of you would have guessedFor me that was a painful read (not in a good way). And ill-informed at that. Contrary to what this piece states, she’s claimed to be working class on numerous occasions across the years. There are swathes of this piece that could be seized upon by Jack as a “gotcha” to any criticism of her (and not solely the compare and contrast with bad Jamie Oliver). And there are parts that are just nonsensical.
I am not coming from a position where I want or expect everything about her to be critical and get a thrill out of anything critical published. I thought that newer piece by Katie Roache (I’m making that name up I think-the one in past couple of days on the PDF download) was poorly written, inaccurate on even some basic facts and added nothing for eg. But particularly in the case of a press article or as here, academic research, I do expect it to be based upon rigorous (ie more accurate) research rather than, as here, cherry-picking to fit a predetermined academic thesis/argument. Some of this is so contorted to fit that thesis as to be nonsensical.
Also, and I say this as a former ‘academic’ with an actual Doctorate, but fuck me, academic writing can’t half be dry as fuck while being as overblown as fuck- a bit like the writing equivalent of a hoop skirt made of radiator orange peel on a rollercoaster on a particularly windy day.
PS I’m also irritated that it takes no issue with her Jeremy Kyle shite- almost lauds it as JM being clear she’s MC in fact
The Christmas episode where they don’t have brandy or butter so Eddie makes vodka margarine has me hooting and fizzing every time. Very Jack too, all ingredients are interchangeable.Hahahaha love Bottom.
Sprouts of evil episode kills me..omfg that's where Jack got her recipes from![]()
I use a spoon from my daughter‘s childhood cutlery set (she’s in comp now) which is smaller than a dessert spoon and slightly bigger than a teaspoon. Desserts just taste better with it. Especially trifle. Proper Mrs B trifle, not some abomination with gold spray and pickled arse slices.I feel I have truly found my people.
She's the definition of histrionic personality disorder. No one has experienced autism like Jack has, or arthritis or ADHD. I can guarantee that a lot of people on this thread actually suffer with a lot of mental health and physical issues but don't document it 24/7 to try and one up other people. It's so infuriating, lmao the list of everything Jack's tried for arthritis pain, why bloody bother asking anyone when you've literally exhausted all options. Oh there won't be a pain medication or solution that works for Jack's arthritis, it's just much more severe than anyone else's we couldn't possibly relate. She does realise there's an abundance of non opiate based pain medication, it's just pointless attention seeking.
What's worse though?Maybe she’s genuinely poisoned herself this time. I hope we don’t get another crap-a-thon live from the shitter.
Just reminded me it's time to book a smear test
She does, to be fair. Sometimes she looks a bit like a cleaner, tidier Amy Winehouse (a strange comparison I know)... she suits a slightly rockabilly chick style I think and her natural face is quirkily pretty. Unfortunately in my opinion she spoils that by overdoing the aesthetics and the facetuning and simply by being an unpleasant person whom it would be very difficult to find attractive.I've got nothing to add to the conversation, I found this picture the other night, and it's a rare occasion of Jack looking quite nice.
You're having such a shitty week, can you at least use it to make a lasagne?That’s right the boiled soap shower gel.
I badly wanted it to turn back into soap but sadly it’s actually worked…
Still false economy, SHAN’T do it again.