Jack Monroe #381 It's all Courtney Love's fault that everyone is being sued again.

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Chronic pain frau here too, but it's incredibly well managed via a specialist pain physio and hard drugs. I was left with some rubbish bone problems after radiotherapy. And I might be 20 years older than her, but I'd still challenge her to a hoop-off, and I'd WIN. Remember 70-something 👑 Grace Jones hula-hooping on stage at some royal concert event a few years back?!
Yeah but has Grace Jones ever done six hours with Bad Harold? Look what one sesh has done to Jack? She could bench press HMTQ before burger 'n' boaby in the night.
 
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What is going on here? I DON'T UNDERSTAND 😳
A load of real lfc accounts who retweeted Fack in March or whenever she went to Anfield, are being accused of being paid for bots. They’re not, they’re real people- I recognized one of them. I checked another two and they’re easily verified as proper people.
 
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I think there's a few more than that but I'm only going from the tweets I've seen. Two pyramid stages? Who knows.
Cathedral capacity 1100 max less if a stage there's a small square outside and when we had Yoko Ono there for MIF a few years ago that got c 900 IIR my debrief afterwards but she wasn't on a big stage. Stage footage will take that down. I've asked in a few manchester groups I'm in and only one person said they'd seen a flyer at weekend...so like I said usual suspects. The talkers, meanwhile the people on the foodbanks and soup runs will be elsewhere working quietly with not a placard in sight...sigh...
 
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I looked and thought so too. Are they Liverpool fans though? That’s the thing really
Am not a red but I think wholesale exposing real peoples accounts like this is wrong, and not in the spirit of how we roll. I’m going to read bored panda for a bit.
 
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why’s she going to 10 meetings a week? I’ve never done AA or anything like it but that seems excessive, no?
This isn’t even meant to be shady but it’s quite common for people who don’t work tbh. There’s a breadth of life experiences in the rooms but if for whatever reason (retirement, being in a residential facility, unemployment, unable to work due to health, etc) you have all day free attending multiple meetings or travelling to specific meetings is a good use of your time as it gives you structure to your day and keeps you accountable. It’s less heard of outside of your first year, but I’ve also never heard of anyone having sex for burgers so hey, maybe she needs it! ❄❄❄
 
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Where the heck does she find the time!?!?
Jack’s average week:
14 sessions of meditation
10 AA meetings, including getting there early to set things up
Childcare
Dog care
Cat care
Minimum six hours of sex
Out for burger
Nightmeat trip
tweeting sometimes 200 times a day
Cooking and testing each recipe three times
Deep clean of the kitchen most days
20k steps a day
Walking to Asda for performative shop
Lucky the 100 hours of work a week is total bullshit, really
 
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Are there still online ones going on? That's the only way she could be arsed. Purely to talk about herself twice a day.
Yep. There are a couple that run 24/7 that you can just log onto at any time. Most meetings have gone back to being in person or hybrid but there are literally hundreds that still exist on Zoom. There's even a website that has them all, fancy that?
 
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A load of real lfc accounts who retweeted Fack in March or whenever she went to Anfield, are being accused of being paid for bots. They’re not, they’re real people- I recognized one of them. I checked another two and they’re easily verified as proper people.
Soz folks I didn't mean to cause a chaos and should have been more careful with the squigging. Lesson learned- you will see a better Numbers from now on.
 
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Her need to have completed it with bells on is really worrying. I really hope Jack is just talking s**t because if this is how she actually exists then ....
i will donate to her tip jar if she can name four types of antihistamine without google (no brand names, I mean drug names!)
 
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I’m trying to think of a good outfit for court but you MAVENS keep thinking of the good ones.

A calculator maybe, Jack definitely doesn’t know what one of those is. Or a possessive apostrophe. I don’t know how to dress as humility sadly.
I’m going to paint myself green and go as the grass mentioned in her vile rant.…
 
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