Jack Monroe #38 Will she call her next cat Sue Purrkins?

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title by @EnglishRoseIrishRover , I haven't kept up to date to picking on of the most liked posts from the last thread.

Can't do a TLDR as I haven't read the last threads, can someone else?
 
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Harrybosch

Recap Thread 37

The one where
she introduced her kitten to her giant cat
she didn't take her kitten to see a vet
she had yet another late night melt down about trolls
she deleted a bunch of her meltdown tweets
she asked for advice on taking a break, but rejected all suggestions
she muscled in on the niche of cancer cooking
the hausfrauen were nostalgic about the 70s/80s/90s/00s
@PennyLoafer had great news about moving house

ETA

* Jack denied having a holiday for 7 years. Evidence found here to prove this was not the case.
* Spectacularly twitter rants. Largely deleted. Including @Matt. To date ignored by him.
(Thanks @Jelly Bean )

And a fan claimed that domestic and foreign forces are paying trolls to “harass” her... and of course she is on the verge of a breakdown, still.
(How could I forget? Thanks @emm )
 
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MarmiteExtract

Every thread recap should probably start with 'she deleted a bunch of her meltdown tweets', to be honest.
 
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AmTellinYa

@MancBee I've just googled and seen a screen shot. He may be a grower not a shower and I feel I still need to give him a test drive.
 
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Jelly Bean

Wot @Harrybosch said and also:

* Jack denied having a holiday for 7 years. Evidence found here to prove this was not the case.
* Spectacular twitter rants. Largely deleted. Including @Matt. To date ignored by him.
 
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MarmiteExtract

Oh, also, to be added to the recap:

Jack hasn't been on holiday in seven years, in much the same way that she's never had more than one cat.

ETA: snap, Jelly Bean!
 
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LavaFlake

@crystaleyesd I got butterflies reading about your potential hookup! I am such a romantic at heart and love a good long distance story! Please do keep up updated about how it goes!

My own partner and I very much have an against the odds story with the 'getting together' bit but I daren't reveal too much cos I definitely could end up doxxing myself. We're in a very mundane (aka lovely but no drama) relationship now, but OMG was it crazy! Sorry, that probably sounds super vague a la JM but I love a good romantic story
 
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byropaw

I think you've all had this conversation, but I'm only recently in from lurking, and I couldn't grunka *everything*: if the older cat is a Maine Coon, then I'm a (90s) ubermodel. I asked my bestie, a crazy cat woman, breeder, OWNED A MAINE COON. She says... (see photo) and I can't stop giggling. Autocorrect has added a word, but rest assured she's saying, "not even close".

MarmiteExtract said:
Oh, also, to be added to the recap:

Jack hasn't been on holiday in seven years, in much the same way that she's never had more than one cat.

ETA: snap, Jelly Bean!
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Yes she hasn't been on a holiday since the last recent one which was the first time she'd been on a holiday in six years. Thanks to the person who provided the IG receipt photo
 

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emm

And a fan claimed that domestic and foreign forces are paying trolls to “harass” her... and of course she is on the verge of a breakdown, still.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

emm said:
And a fan claimed that domestic and foreign forces are paying trolls to “harass” her... and of course she is on the verge of a breakdown, still.
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Is anyone else fuming they’ve not received their payments from Putin yet? I’ve been waiting fucking months now x
 
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Harrybosch

It's a mix. Please don't make her angry about us misidentifying her cats again. We've been there before.
 
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emm

Yeh there is no way it’s a Maine coone, my cats ( cat) mum was one and they are totally different. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again but she just lies about absolutely everything, even something so pointless as her cat. Who even cares? Or did she just want to seem “fancy” along with her stock pots and smeg fridge
 
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choccydigestive

https://giphy.com/3iwRj8JrhaBfvQMSx9
 
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Harrybosch

Ok, y'all, you've convinced me. Will re-watch Before Sunrise tonight. My ovaries are already tingling.
 
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crystaleyesd

Haha I'm under no illusions that we'll end up together, but I *would* like one night of being star crossed. I'm like you - I live for the crazy bits! So glad you got your happy ending
 
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emm

Your friend’s cat is beautiful

heretoreaditall2019 said:
Is anyone else fuming they’ve not received their payments from Putin yet? I’ve been waiting fucking months now x
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Will we get interest for the delay do you think
 
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